/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I've come to make an announcement: Mori Calliope from Hololive English is a bitch-ass motherfucker! That's right, she pissed on my fucking nakamas and she said her futanari dick was "THIS BIG!", and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Mori Calliope, you've got a small dick, it's the size of Chopper's antlers but WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's how a real pirate's looks like! That's right mateys! Long and thick, full of power and ready for action! No quills, no tricks, just pure power of friendship!
She messed with my nakamas, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck Hololive! That's right, this is what you get: my GOMU GOMU NO PISS!! Except I'm not gonna fuck Hololive, I'm gonna go higher!! I'm pissing ON COVER!!
How do you like that, Yagoo?! I PISSED ON COVER, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit Hololive! Now get outta my fucking sight before I piss on you too!