/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>71172264
They KNOW and are making fun of it. I love it.

>>71172563
Global expansion? >*urp* Excuse me. Umm...look, I got some biscuits in Spain coated with a heaping helping of lard and my special Riku branded curry? I am an eloquent man after all and I need the sustenance that will bring me nearer to a full blown heart attack. *Belches obnoxiously*. Global expansion? Yeah, I guess, but just shove those calories down my throat, would you please?

>Every business decision is to the benefit of his most cherished investors and stockholders
>LOVES his investor family and even apologized to them first, DOGEZA before anyone else during the height of NijiEN scandal
Buy the dip

I LOVE my investor family desu

>>69456715
How are the auditions going Paul-kun?
>Record breaking sir. Over 50 thousand applicants auditioning for our newest wave
FIFTY WHA- too expensive DESU. Screening everyone would burn through my golden fund. Just sort by subcount and that'll be all for today Paul-kun.
>On it sir

>>66315796
>Shits
The curry gave Riku diarrhea. Plz andastan.

>>65971644
What has Riku done for his livers?

>>63881127
>faggot didn't put it in
you're just making your allegiances obvious at this point,

>>60682668
Zion Lanza?? Yes I want you to publish a two page long list detailing EVERY single problem she has caused for us, no matter how miniscule. We will ruin her reputation in the public eye and our corpo bootlickers will do the rest as they will have something to direct their anger towards.

>>60619781
>You both deserve happiness
Was my grandma's special recipe Riku Curry not enough for you livers?

>Be Nijibronies
>Piss all over the Numbers Thread
>Um... why is (insert fanbase) like this??
>Rinse and repeat
Nijibronies really are a stain on thread quality.

>>59899104
YOU'LL GET YOUR RIKU CURRY AND YOU'LL LIKE IT. re-reinvest???? Kys.

>>59288619
>Tazumi-san, Why is NijiEN flopping?
>Well, you... It's the chi- it's jP fans. The Japanese fanbase has disappeared and were working on fixing it.
>Luca jp pandering stream Shu JP stream albann JP stream kotoka JP stream
>Everyone is pandering to JP now
Merge imminent? Undoubtedly.

>>59031092
>PlayStation 2 graphics
You can't defend this. It's like Niji is still stuck in 2020. Reinvest DAMNIT. But ey at least we have Riku's special Indian curry.

>>59027789
15 minute duration per liver organ. take it or leave it.

>>58839760
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>>58840481
Shameless Newfaggotry in full display. Do your reps >>52440855

>>56824230
>NEVER REINVEST
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Riku's Golden Parachute is closer than you think, you know?

Luxiem is on borrowed time. A majority of their audience were Zhang tourists and Zhang hololive antis. That's a very shallow well of an audience that the liver organs themselves foolishly willingly to dove into.

>>46390321
TouristSanji
BotSanji
TwitterSanji
Manjisanji
ZhangSanji

Why is no one watching my tournaments?

>be Nijisanji fan
>Be excited to discuss Nijisanji numbers
>Enter /#/ thread
>Be disappointed because it's another holo Vs holo thread

Um... Why are you fags like this? Why can't we talk about the equally as good Nijisanji????

>Enter numbers thread
>Holotalk holotalk holotalk holotalk
>All anons talk about is hololive
Why are you people like this?

I'm tired of this place. Hololive this, hololive that, hololive hololive hololive. All you niggers talk about is hololive. I'm sick of it. why no indie mentions or the smaller agencies?? Why no Vshojo??? The only other thing y'all talk about is Nijisanji and y'all don't even watch that. Someone please save me from this homogeneous hellhole.