/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Why don't you people groom pomudachi into femboy rapebait instead? They're desperate for sex and they hate women, so the only option is to be gay.

Do you guys have any recommendations for comfy, short (one-cour) anime series that came out in the past five or so years? I liked Sora Yori and Yuru Camp.

>>30392664
I like the confused Petra emote because it's usually accompanied by the most retarded of questions from me.

>>30338017
Does it count if it wasn't consensual? A homeless guy pulled out his dick and asked me what I thought about it, and I don't know if I should mark that as "seen another person in a sensual context" or not.

I just got home from touching dirt. Is the League collab worth watching? I didn't really enjoy the hopcon collab previously because I was feeling tilted just watching Finana and Uki play.

>>30079448
How's that supposed to work? Uki's a bottom, pentomos are bottoms, who's going to provide the dick?

>>29971466
Good friends?

>>29949223
Where is the 'Share' button on 4chan?

>>29793353
I'm not a femanon, but we can compromise here. I'll put on a dress and you can skip the green card.

I took a nap earlier and I had a really strange dream. I was hiking in the mountains and someone had set up a challenge where you had to race to a certain point while someone shot crossbow bolts at you. This seems both illegal and fatal, but for some reason, I decided to participate. The other contestants were the StarsEN boys and Pomu.
Pomu and I decided to band together to cover each others' backs, of course. We had some close calls, but we finally made it to the last stage of the race together. The final stretch was a sheer vertical cliff with netting on it that we had to climb. Halfway up it, I saw this giant arrow headed straight for Pomu and not knowing what to do, I decided to block it with my body...

I don't understand. I haven't watched a Pomu stream in weeks but I'm dreaming about giving up my life for hers. What's wrong with me?

Is it true that I'll get rape corrected if I post a girl here?

>>29565121
I'm 115lbs. How many shots of soju should I be able to take without getting drunk?

If I can't trust a hoe, what am I supposed to garden with?

>>29475841
You guys are getting paid to suck dick?

>>29388045
Well, what else am I supposed to do? Being gay is my only marketable quality. At least Uki can sing.

I've been thinking a lot recently and there's hard clear evidence that Finana is being groomed by a secret private Discord that plays Valorant with her. Not only do they play with her off-stream, she frequently talks about them on-stream and even schedules "hopcon" streams where only members of the private discord can join. It's also well-known that members of this group will Paypal each other behind-the-scenes as thanks for "work done" (obviously a euphemism) and they're very open about their close relationship with Finana and the fact that they've even met her offline. In fact, one of them was bragging about having a private chat with her just this morning!
The Discord group is technically open to other members, but there's a complex and opaque vetting process that you have to go through to join. Applications aren't open right now, but last I heard you needed to have 100K subscribers on Youtube before they'd even consider you. I really think Noor should look into this group before they do any more damage to Finana's reputation.

Petora schedule doko?

>>28955714
Do you shower at least every other day?

>>28658194
wait, what 3d model?

Doesn't Petra stream off a laptop? How is she running VR?

>>28286761
>ruined a thread by posting about a current Nijisanji EN stream
What Did Anonymous Mean By This?

>>27757384

petora doko

I woke up from a really nonsensical dream this morning. I was browsing some kind of TERF hobbyist forum, and between all the posts about abortion and JK Rowling, I saw someone asking for advice about creating realistic water effects in their paintings. For some reason, I decided to make an account and tell her to use plastic wrap to simulate shiny water ripples.
She responded back almost immediately with a 'thank you' and a link to an image with the title 'it's a self-portrait ;).' The image was a beautifully rendered painting of a blonde woman taking a bath in a waterfall. When I looked closer, I realized I was looking at Pomu.

I'm not even a Pomudachi. I can't figure out why Pomu, of all people, is the only NijiEN member I dream about.