/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>18047335
>I will save you
>from entertainment

what? vtubing is unironically one of the few realms of entertainment that isn't stained by shitty takes or politics. And even when people do talk about that they don't even try to be funny anymore it's just all whining shit. It'd be fine if they made funny jokes but they can't even manage that. So vtubers have that benefit.

It was all me, I planned it all from the start.

>>14324859
>watching current comedians

Why? After Norm Macdonald's death it's not looking good for comedy as a medium.

>>12953452
>The moment you get a girlfriend
Anon I never leave the house. Is the gf gonna be in my cloest?

Just woke up and TrulySquid really was the other guest. I remember that one anon suspected he was the special guest. Good job that one anon

>>10564012
>Wish their was some way to have a girl whos audience was so small she could actually give you as much attention as you give, and interact with you as much as you want. call me a simp but I would supa her enough to pay all her bills for a girl like that. kinda silly concept but i wish it could be real.

Anon are you familiar with the concept of 'girlfriend'?

I love selen I'm going to extract the audio of her saying "so many babies" and use it for a soundpost of her pregnant.

>>10010635
>not really gf material

>he didn't watch the bento stream
>he didn't watch the apex tournament stream

>>9427393
what da fack are you talkin' about an-non?

>>9413271
I haven't played this game in 3 or 4 seasons and last I saw he still had the comedy charge that blows everyone up so as far as I'm concerned he's the best

I'm going to pour crab flavor on Selen's hair

>>8619162
According to this chart the more members you have the harder it is to store a tiny 50kb file on your infinite storage machine. Interesting.

I've come to the conclusion that you're all retarded and also have never interacted with a female and also have an insultingly low opinion of my mental stability. I've heard girls who I know for a fact had sucked dick 20 minutes prior refer to eachother as "heyy girlfriend." Were you not around during the entire 2011-2016 tumblr artist era? Every single person referred to every male and female relationship as "boyfriend" and "girlfriend." If that's all it takes to have a girlfriend I've had like 8 girlfriends in the span of 2 years cause teenage girls on tumblr kept calling me their boyfriend or husband when I posted voiceclips saying that I was going to kill them.

>>8259519
I guess I can't blame you. Normies talk about how being awake during the day 'makes your life better' but it's a complete lie. Just like exercise.

Selen looks nice even without the bib.