/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

This is the last day that people have to add to this.

>>51892683
>>51893266
*bing bong*
For those of you who do not pay the 17$ landing fee, we will begin tossing you out during our descent at the minimum required height that is still enough for you to survive upon impact with the concrete.

Thank you for choosing Mooms Airlines, the only airlines that's piloted by fennec fox clown that doesn't speak English.

*bing bong*

Ladies and gentlemen, we have word we are soon approaching Mooms International Airport with the high possible return of Mumei this week. We ask to please put all your tray tables away and turn off all electronic devices despite you never listen to us. We thank you for flying Mooms Airlines where our motto is "Still operating thanks to a length appeals process!"

Surely we are going to make it to our destination.

*Bing bong*

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for enjoying our inflight presentation of "Connect the World". Before we start our next inflight movie of "ALIVE" please direct your attention to your left side of the plane where you see the Grand Canyon. To the right side of the plane is the office building where passenger in row 13, seat A directs onlyfans movies..."

*bing bongggg*

"Attention all hoomans traveling with us on MOOM Airlines, we like to remind you not to be watching airplane crash videos during the flight with the speakers on max. We ask you instead use bluetooth earphones when doing so. If you do not have bluetooth earphones, we are legally obliged to laugh at you for being poor because even kids in 3rd world countries can afford knock off bluetooth earphones."

We thank you for flying with MOOM Airlines where our motto is "Stop Being Poor".

We have run out of fuel.

A note to all passengers, we do not have any life jackets on the plane due to budget cuts, have a nice flight.

>>51173995
I have that on a patch that's on my camera bag.
>>51175265

*BING BONG*

Good news everyone with your in-flight movie services, we will now begin our meal service. Beef, Chicken, or Fish will be served. There are no salad options except on special request.

Please enjoy your inflight movie "Alive" starring Ethan Hawke and Josh Hamilton