/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>71168654
yeah, the TRUE hoomans

Thank God Mumei still has her Hooties since Hoomans are obviously weak and lacking the fanatic devotion of the Hootie. Bend over Hoosissies, it's time for Big Hootie Cock. Our time is nowl.

>>64391318
*cums from being bullied*

>>63365230
not me
I'm straight for her
and she loooooooooves my massive 2-inch hootieCOCK

>>63337303
Da fuk did I do to u?

>>63059472
Of course I know how to breathe, you fucking idiot

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU STUPID HOOFUCKS WANT??

So some stupid fucking non-hooting "hooman" scum came up to me and he says, he says, "Oh mighty and masterful Hootie-sama, He whose grace and glory are so evident that even the very Earth refuses to let you depart its clutches into the fell hands of that harlot Mother Sky, how may I one day gain even the barest fraction of what makes you so superior?"

And I impart upon him the wisdom of a single, mournful HOOOOO, and walk gracefully away. True story. I hope he's in a better place now.

>>61881538
Kill one hootie, and two take its place. We are eternal!

Someone say hoo? Me personally, I love to hoo. I could hoo all day long. Matter of fact, I think I'll hoo a little right now.

>>60432268
das right, hooboi
we hooties get that cloaca ERRY NIGHT

>>59982563
It's me, I'm the hootie. Cope and seethe, bitch. I TOLD you we run this shit.

>>59853982

>>59767912
We're fucking real, and we're really fucking. Fucking our wife Mumei, that is, who loves hearing our dulcet hoos!

>>58553371
A hootie isn't a hootie without his trusty cap

I see none challenged my claim. Wise of you. For I am, evidently, the cutest of all.

This may perhaps be the last post. Perhaps it isn't. But none can argue that it is the cutest.

>>57426394
u jelus?
me on sholder
smelling hair
lmao lmao kek hahahaha

>>56595789
[is a fat fuck in your path]
Good luck getting out of my gravitational pull, fucko

>>56134185
Bitch, I'm adorable.

>mfw hoofags hate us cuz they ain't us

>>54646843
you're just jealous of our evident superiority

>52976862
I made this post