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I have recently been contemplating taking the Bar Exam.

If i become a lawyer, I pray that some day when pippa goes into a life of crime from shoplifting and bomb threats. I would become her Lawyer but only I would recognize its her. I currently live in the East coast and am thinking of moving into the Mid west so when the time comes I would do Pro Bono work and come across the Pink woman. As a pippalist i know give or take 2 to 3 years, when pippa graduates for making a open threat on stream that would be considered treason, I would be there for her. Of course i dont want to do Pro bono work for the smelly rabbit free of charge, I want to do it so i may have a 5% chance of getting a whiff of the pipits.

It is my god given right, i feel it is time to look to the legal system for me to have a one on one meet and greet with my oshi.

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