/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>47698118
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>>40758418
>this thread saw him at his most sane.
That's horrifying to hear because absolutely no one is sane here.

it's over.

>>31636760
>i was in gay pedophile rings on skype when i was 13-14 with multiple people in my dms and my parents were okay with it
Ah so that's why you're so fucked up.

>>28728182
>Do you guys same

>>25891841
cat piss

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BIRTHING STREAM PINK CAT BIRTHING WHERE IS PINK CAT PINK CAT GIVING BIRTH STREAM PINK CAT GIVES BIRTH PINK CAT PREGNANT WHERE IS PINK CAT PLACENTA EATING PINK CAT PREGNANT WITH 18 BABIES BIRTHING STREAM 18 BABIES 56 HOUR STREAM NONSTOP BIRTHING MOANS SNIFFLES SCREAMING CHAT HOLDS HER HAND PINK CAT SCREAMING IN PAIN PUSHING OUT BABY AFTER BABY PISSING AND SHITTING HERSELF SWEATY MIND SHATTERING BABY PUSHING STREAM PINK CAT BIRTHING 18 BABIES AND SUCKLING THEM PINK CAT NEEDING TO DO 10 BIRTHDAYS IN ONE DAY AND 8 THE NEXT BECAUSE IT TAKES SO LONG TO GIVE BIRTH TO 18 CUTE PINK CAT BABIES PINK CAT WEARING MATERNITY GOWN LOOSE WET FABRIC AGAINST GIANT PINK CAT PREGNANT BELLY BABIES FLIPPED INTO BIRTHING POSITION PINK CAT WATER BREAK FLOODS HOUSE SMELLS OF BIRTH AND MOTHERHOOD PINK CAT CUMS FROM GIVING BIRTH PINK CAT BIRTHING STREAM SHE LEARNS TO ENJOY GIVING BIRTH PINK CAT MILF MILF MILF SEXY BIG FAT LUSCIOUS MILKY TITS LEAKING GALLONS INTO THEIR YOUNG HUNGRY MAWS PINK CAT SO PREGNANT SHE CAN'T MOVE PINK CAT IMMOBILIZED FOR A WEEK SO MUCH BIRTHING PINK CAT MINDBROKEN BY HER OWN BIRTHING EXTRAVAGENZA PINK CAT BABIES COVERING HER FLABBY POST PARTUM BELLY TIRED PINK CAT BIRTHING STREAM MINDBROKEN JUST SMILING AND MOANING AS HER 18 CHILDREN CROWD AROUND HER OVERFLOWING SHAKY ARMS PINK MILF PINK MILF PINK MILF

>>23284790
"Hyperactive retard with the sense of humor of a 5-year old who got dropped on their head one too many times" (but male) is just jerma.

I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Pink Cat. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. Every single one of her remaining eggs will be put to maximum possible use, she will become the most optimized woman in history. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married)I would do everything in my power to make Pink Cat as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll help her develop recipes suited to her nutritional needs specifically to increase the chances of healthy multiples. When she wakes up every morning I'll rub my fingers along her underbelly and just the stimulation will be enough to bring back so many memories of my pampering her that she'll start drooling and edging on the spot. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits in the shape of my own cock to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of pink cream per day. Which I will save and drink so that I can tell her how delicious it is. Nyanners will literally become addicted to being pregnant with just how much love I'll shower her with. Every day I will treat her like a breeding queen and she won't ever not want a couple babies in her womb so that she can just laze around and be pampered by me. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. Her natural belly shape will be a fucking sphere but her breasts won't grow at all. Sometimes she'll even get some sudden cravings that result in her belly bloating up just a little bit more. Maybe the baby kicks can even jostle her stuffed stomach and make cute grumbling sounds that I can rest my head on her belly to listen to. I will wake up in the middle of the night to my cute wife Nyanners' stomach grumbling due to her weird cravings based diet and kicking children in her womb and I will instinctually move to rub her beautiful round belly and kiss her on the back of the neck which she will undoubtably giggle about with that hyper-erotic tone that sounds equal part nervous about being a mother of three and excited about taking care of our kids and getting to be pregnant again after she gives birth. Every day I will take glamorous pictures of my wife Pink Cat, it doesn't matter what she's doing she could be sleeping or eating or lazing around watching TV, she's beautiful not matter what. I'll even keep a high quality 3D scan file of her pregnant belly for every single month of every single pregnancy, and when we have enough experience with our first 2 or 3 rounds, we can go back and see which ones were the hottest. I bet her favorite would be twins, big enough to be noticeable but not terribly more difficult than a singlet. Maybe she's too infatuated with the concept of motherhood though and just wants to maximize numbers, which I would be more than happy to support. Pink Cat will grind pregnancy reps until she can consistently get knocked up with septuplets and I will personally crown her the world champion breeder, with a trophy full of my cum obviously. Our children would spread across the globe to bring joy and laughter to the masses and bring about a new golden age of humanity. Pink Cat and I would be inadvertently responsible for creating world peace just as a side effect of our unending love. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. Every day would be a non-stop stream of kisses and hugs and creampies and cute sounds. Nyanners will be the happiest girl in the world and every year we will set a new world record for the highest number of children a couple has ever had. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. If she doesn't have any eggs I will synthesize them from her DNA. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her

seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex

She's completely zonked dude

>>22736632
I struggle to think of what Nyanners would be like as a mom, except as a complete nightmare. Insane cat people are bad enough, but an insane weeb e-celeb cat person?

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>>21278220
>Vtuber unbirthing ASMR
That's a new one

Who wrote these """jokes""", they're fucking trash and no one is laughing

>>17383696
I love my cute pink schizo cat wife!

>>17297303
What about the fifteenth fetish joke?
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>>16620271
need clip yesterday

uh oh fuck, I've been away from /vsj+/ things for the holidays but apparently Nyan is doing a watchalong NOW and I don't have the movie to host in our cytube room
if someone has the movie, please dm me and I'll add you as a janny so you can host it
https://om3-tcw.com/r/vsj no hyphen

I had a fat pink cat dream last night and I don't know how I feel about that

>2nd largest EN vtuber can't have her own general
The question is, is it pro-JP asspain or are the jannies Pink Cat antis?

>>15188587
>doesn't mean nyan should do a toilet cam every stream
that reminds me..
the peepee poopoo dark ages...