/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

1. Its almost as if they are just co-workers and not bossom buddies. You fell for the big happy family meme.
2. Based who gives a fuck about that trash.
3. You just described most of Hololive and a big chunk of Nijis.
4. Ill give you this one, its important to respect other peoples time.
5. Have you seen the kronii general? Id hate you as well.

As for number 6 Im just gonna effort post this one a bit.
>Gura
Streams and fucks off for days.
>Ame
A shambling corpse whenever she does stream, sounds so quiet and depressed.
>Ina
Somehow became even more boring, also has a lighter schedule now a stick so far up her ass it must be tickling her throat
>Mori
Doing "reaper" business aka non holo stuff.
>Kiara
Only myth that is still consistent.

What I'm trying to say with this post is that not putting forth effort isn't a Kronii thing and quite frankly,, why would you? These are woemn that make thousands of dollars before they've said hello, there is no reason to make an effort.

>>29288903
technically you do simulate walking in Dark Souls.

>>29284208
>you have to follow this NPC walking slowly
>they walk faster than you walk
>they walk slower than you run

>>28569565
>Doesn't understand male dick psycology.

Ok here's how it works.
Soft spoken - HOUSEWIFE
Total Bitch - STEP ON ME
Absolute Bro - TOMBOY
Childlike - CUNNY UOOOOOH
Autistic - A WOMAN THATS FUNNY FOR ONCE
Whore - IMAGINE THE SEX * (with me)
Ugly - FUCK IT, JUST WEAR THE PAPER BAG
Fat - ARCHITECT BROS WW@
Flat chest - BASED
Big chest - BASED
Medium chest - PRIMIUMS
Flat Ass - DONT CARE
Big ass - OH LAWD SHE THICC SIT ON ME
Literally fucks her boyfriend on stream - IM A KEK AND WATCH PORN SO WHO CARES *
Lesbian that will never fuck you - BOOBS PRESSING TOGETHER UOOOH
Has a penis - TRAPS ARE BASED THE DICK MAKES IT BETTER *

*some men are actual Christians chads and would disapprove of these ones.

There is pretty much nothing a woman can do that will turn off the majority of males. Nothing.

>>28197366
>what zogschlop is best to eat while watching pippa
Disco fries.
https://alekasgettogether.com/disco-fries-gravy-mozzarella-cheese-fries/

Sexy cowgirl Kiara with two guns

>>27408379
>>27408245
A Midna who changes forms on a lunar cycle. Preferred form only during the full moon, with her libido turned up to 11.

>instant loss mating press from big-dick Mori who is nonetheless a very vocal premature ejaculator

Smol Kiara was the better model for singing Balalaika.

>>25982539
Big dick femboy or femboy with a small dick? Assume other factors are equal, and it's an aesthetic penis for its size either way.

>>25979799
No, she has Divine power source, thats separate from an Arcane power source.

>>25319193
the ultimate truth of the world is sharing women with your bros so you can keep them in constant orgasmic haze and preferably pregnant at all times so they don't get silly ideas

>>25178282
kill yourself

>>24284899
Sapling, please send him a message - it will probably end well. Do it now rather than later!

>I'm here to step on you today
vs
>But *I* decide when you get off

>>23622464
Luca as a way to shake up his post-collab zatsu.

Ame should play Myst
Gura should play Putt-Putt
Mori should play Ripper
Ina should play Secret of Monkey Island

I kind of like this Mini-Arc. Really forces Pips to Get how2social & improvise with people that aren't Chat or Tenma.

>>21769166
Okay I'll explain it to you since you're retarded and copyright rules are retarded

There used to be only one thing to worry about in the past. The music company jews
These jews will take every penny that is even slightly associated to their music.
In this era of youtube, as long as you didn't make any money off the music you could sing covers since you own your voice and the video itself falls under fair use ON YOUTUBES STANDARDS, but you don't monetize to keep it up on copyright yab standards
This is how people like Christina gimmie and other oldfag YouTube singers got popular enough to start selling their original music.

Then the music jews started copyright claiming videos even if they wern't monetized (Gilvasunner, that uploaded unmonitized game OSTs had 1400 copyright strikes from nintendo just recently). The argument basically being "OY VEY people go to your channel for the cover music therefore the money from OTHER videos is party due to us, so cease and desist goyim"
So the counter to this is to just "Cease and desist" yourself and remove the video after you sing. This was Hololive around the time Myth came out.

THEN the music jews pulled out their trap card, Susan.
Now Susan and her youtube Terminator bots recently developed a system where DURING A LIVE STREAM the bots detect OTHER YOUTUBE VIDEOS being played within the live stream and can nuke the live or demonitize your channel. This is basically the exact opposite of the twitch "react to videos for money" streams.
So now Hololive got stuck in a pickle, all the western songs were using instrumental covers people were uploading on YouTube to sing.

ENTER THE SAVIOR - Karafun
Karafun is an app that provides karaoke instrumentals with free pitch adjusting and backup vocals for practicing.
The good thing about karafun is if you purchase their services, YOU ARE ALLOWED TO MONITIZE through and agreement with them
This is how Now superchats are enabled during private karaokes.

But, due to music jews in the 2nd paragraph the vod still has to get deleted.

Eventually copyright is going to evolve to "oh, well we have proof you used youtube so even if you deleted the vod we have evidence you didn't cease and desist you just tried to hide from us, pay fucking up goyim" And all karaokes on Youtube will be nuked from orbit.

>>21085470
Your post is invalidated by the absolute abomination of a picture you chose to attach to it.

>>21032616
it's simple
>if she gets doxxed
thread will call her a hooman
>if she's boring
thread will call her a tako
>if she fucks up
thread will call her a deadbeat

>>18822717
All of them, including Helltaker. Also she's gonna say that zdrada reminds her of mori.

>>18276265
>>18276933
>>18278040
in reference to this sequence of posts, if you're still here autismbeat - what about making /morig/ a relatively sizeable archipelago?
represents a strongly fractured fanbase well, and we got a fair share of seanigbeats who'd feel at home

>>17967145
>>17967269
Blindly hating numbers when it's an on-topic discussion starter when there's nobody streaming makes YOU the one off-topic.