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I want Coni Confetti to castrate me.
Have you guys seen the saw blade on larger swiss army knives? I think those jagged teeth on the blade would produce a delicious and blissfully agonizing sensation as she raked it across my shaft or through my scrotal skin. Its also really small so shed have to work a long time to saw all of my equipment off.
I think it would feel so divine to feel the toothed blade rake its jagged way through my erect cock little by little, coni sawing back ad forth until the teeth catch and sever the last tiny bit of flesh holding my penis to my body.
She would also have to work at letting the blade rip away my scrotum skin. I imagine since its so loose, to get the saw blade to bite, she would probably need to pull on my balls so the skin remains taught enough to saw through.

I want Coni Confetti to castrate me, I want her to make me file her toenails until they are sharp enough that she can give me an orchiectomy with just her feet

I want Coni Confetti to tie my to a James Bond esque contraption upon which I am slowly inched closer and closer to a table saw crotch first. This would give me a lot of time to build anticipation and ponder the awful mess the teeth of the saw will make out of my balls as she watches me squirm with a grin(I would be struggling purely for her enjoyment as in reality i desperately want this). Just before the teeth of the saw begin to lick at my scrotum I want Coni to jump up and smash my testicles into a useless paste with a clown mallet, stopping the machine at the same time.

This would be very funny and comedic because it would so thoroughly subvert expectations and discard all of the mounting suspense in a dramatic change of events. Truly the work of a master clown.

I also want Coni to stream with her model again because I feel like my screenshots are getting stale. I hope her stuff comes soon, I can tell how much she misses it too

I want coni to do the Hans Moretti sword box trick but with a special box that my testicles go into, and mini swords and instead of it being an illusion she actually just mutilates my genitals on stage infront of a huge audience.

>>59247698
Wouldnt it be funny if coni got two mini pumpkins, roughly pecan sized, and carved them up and smashed them on handcam haha? Just as a joke haha. Think of all the funny jokes she could make while mutilating them. Prime entertainment

>>59183397
15.25cm I want coni to make it 0

I want Coni Confetti to castrate me

I want Coni Confetti to castrate me