/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>go to a restaurant that I usually go to for stakes and coffee
>kitchen is on fire
>shit smeared all over the walls
>some random dead body is hanging from the chandelier
>massive brawl is going on
>order my stake and coffee
>waiter arrives and gives me a plate with a literal flaming turd doused in gasoline with pickles sticking out of it and a cup of pickle juice
>complain
>waiter smashes a chair on my head and starts fucking me in the ass without the lube