/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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>>18699145
Computer, simulate a pair of Sakamata Chloe's rancid panties after several weeks of living in her own filth. Construct of pile of these panties of sufficient size and density to suffocate one adult male human over a period of approximately twenty minutes. Place me in the center and disable all safeties.

>>16181699
Old Soundpost

>>11539604
I will either have my harem of hags or die in a gunfight with the police. There's not a force in heaven hell or earth that can keep me away from them once I get my passport.

Computer, recreate 21st century virtual YouTubers Shishiro Botan, Ookami Mio, and Aki Rosenthal from Hololive, including all normal life functions and make them compatible in our dimension without losing their aesthetic. Increase their breast sizes by 150% and their buttocks by 300%, and heighten their libido by 500%. Give them unshaven pubes expected of a 40 year old woman with three children each and increase their fertility levels to daily ovulations. Style our lodgings in the style of Caesar's Palace Octavius Tower Villas during the early 21st century.

And computer, disengage safety protocols.

Computer, recreate 21st century virtual YouTuber Mori Calliope from Hololive. Grant her the life functions of a normal human being and both her default and "rapper" outfits which she can switch between at will. Additionally, recreate three randomly chosen 21st century heterosexual male African-American residents of the Atlanta, Georgia metropolitan area, selected from criterion of between the ages of 25 and 30, being over six feet tall, and having penis lengths of at least nine inches long when fully erect. Grant all three of these men as well as Mori Calliope libido levels of 500% that of a regular human being, and set Calliope's ovulation levels at daily. Model their living quarters off the most expensive and spacious penthouses in 21st-century Manhattan, while making my living quarters that of a Dayton, Ohio-area ranch house, with all basic needs and amenities provided for free and on demand. Finally, and this is the most important part, install hidden cameras across their penthouse which broadcast live, 24/7 feeds, particularly of their sexual exploits, directly to my personal computer. And computer, disengage safety protocols.

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Computer, recreate 21st century virtual YouTuber Mori Calliope from Hololive. Grant her the life functions of a normal human being and both her default and "rapper" outfits which she can switch between at will. Additionally, recreate three randomly chosen 21st century African-American residents of the Atlanta, Georgia metropolitan area, selected from criterion of between the ages of 25 and 30, being over six feet tall, and having penis lengths of at least nine inches long when fully erect. Grant all three of these men as well as Mori Calliope libido levels of 500% that of a regular human being, and set Calliope's ovulation levels at daily. Model their living quarters off the most expensive and spacious penthouses in 21st-century Manhattan, while making my living quarters that of a Dayton, Ohio-area ranch house, with all basic needs and amenities provided for free and on demand. Finally, and this is the most important part, install hidden cameras across their penthouse which broadcast live, 24/7 feeds, particularly of their sexual exploits, directly to my personal computer. And computer, disengage safety protocols.

Computer, recreate 21st century virtual YouTuber Mori Calliope from Hololive. Grant her the life functions of a normal human being and both her default and "rapper" outfits which she can switch between at will. Additionally, recreate three randomly chosen 21st century African-American residents of the Atlanta, Georgia metropolitan area, selected from criterion of between the ages of 25 and 30, being over six feet tall, and having penis lengths of at least nine inches long when fully erect. Grant all three of these men as well as Mori Calliope libido levels of 500% that of a regular human being, and set Calliope's ovulation levels at daily. Model their living quarters off the most expensive and spacious penthouses in 21st-century Manhattan, while making my living quarters that of a Dayton, Ohio-area ranch house, with all basic needs and amenities provided for free and on demand. Finally, and this is the most important part, install hidden cameras across their penthouse which broadcast live, 24/7 feeds, particularly of their sexual exploits, directly to my personal computer. And computer, disengage safety protocols.

Computer, recreate 21st century virtual YouTubers Shishiro Botan, Ookmai Mio, and Aki Rosenthal from Hololive, including all normal life functions and make them compatible in our dimension without losing their aesthetic. Increase their breast sizes by 150% and their buttocks by 300%, and heighten their libido by 500%. Give them unshaven pubes expected of a 40 year old woman with three children each and increase their fertility levels to daily ovulations. Style our lodgings in the style of Caesar's Palace Octavius Tower Villas during the early 21st century.

And computer, disengage safety protocols.

Computer, recreate 21st century virtual YouTubers Shishiro Botan, Ookmai Mio, and Aki Rosenthal from Hololive, including all normal life functions and make them compatible in our dimension without losing their aesthetic. Increase their breast sizes by 150% and their buttocks by 300%, and heighten their libido by 500%. Give them unshaven pubes expected of a 40 year old woman with three children each and increase their fertility levels to daily ovulations. Style our lodgings in the style of Caesar's Palace Octavius Tower Villas during the early 21st century.

And computer, disengage safety protocols.

Computer, recreate 21st century virtual YouTubers Shishiro Botan, Ookmai Mio, and Aki Rosenthal from Hololive, including all normal life functions and make them compatible in our dimension without losing their aesthetic. Increase their breast sizes by 150% and their buttocks by 300%, and heighten their libido by 500%. Give them unshaven pubes expected of a 40 year old woman with three children each and increase their fertility levels to daily ovulations. Style our lodgings in the style of Caesar's Palace Octavius Tower Villas during the early 21st century.

And computer, disengage safety protocols.