/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Orange Genocide?
I thought not. It's not a story the Xitters would tell you. It's a /baubau/ legend.
Orange supa... was a friend of the poorfags so powerful and so wise, it could use the Force to influence FuwaMoco... to create... life. It contains such a knowledge of the dark side, it could even keep the sender... from dying.
How is it possible? The dark side of /baubau/ is a pathway to many abilities... some consider to be unnatural.
But alas, it became so powerful, the only thing it was afraid of was... losing its power. Which eventually, of course, it did. Unfortunately, the Xitters noticed and try to control its power. Then they killed it. It's ironic. It could save anyone from death, but not itself.
Is it possible to learn this power? Not from a Xitters.