/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>9376763
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE"

>Ame debuts with one of the cringiest self-introductions in Hololive history, all because she was too lazy to read her schedule and didn't plan accordingly
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>starts off gameplay with Superliminal, immediately wrangling in the lonely Goslings looking for a mother goose to cradle them
>does nothing to dissuade them nor help them; instead leads clearly mentally ill people on for her own monetary gain
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>the second she got monetized, she spends 10 minutes farming supaas, and then reads all the names at lightning speed for some shitty meme game, not even bothering to read the messages for the biggest ones
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>spends the next week playing nothing but APEX, an infamous debuff game that no one cares about
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>subtly implied a narrative about her and Loserbait going out to fuel the Goslings to doxx everything about him and scare him into leaving Hololive, all because she found him a little annoying one time
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>was too lazy to delete her old account, leading to Goslings finding out she has a boyfriend and inevitably having their mass existential crisis
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>mutually agrees with her current boyfriend to lie about their relationship and pretend they broke up so she can keep the Goslings wrangled in and making her dough
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>notices Mori's premium membership tiers with 2nd tier streams, and then immediately undercuts her with tier 1 streams to sabotage Mori's reputation and save her own
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>finally hits a game of her own with comfy mining and adventuring streams in Minecraft that everyone loves
>only to get lazy and decide to switch to creative mode to build everything from then on, thus ending any future chances of those comfy streams that everyone loved
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>despite knowing what she was going to do, she creates a biased members-only poll where she not-so-subtly emotionally manipulates them into "letting her" go into creative mode because she's "just so tired" and "doesn't feel like doing all this work oh pwease wet me cheat Goswings pwetty pweease?"
>which also leads to an inter-fanbase conflict between her brainwashed simps and the people who missed her older streams where she actually went out and got her own resources in survival
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>inb4 "take your meds"
>inb4 "fuck off schizo"
>inb4 "ogey rrat"
>inb4 mikoboat
>inb4 "lol poorfag" (hint: I was able to vote in the poll, too)

>>933920
>Ame debuts with one of the cringiest self-introductions in Hololive history, all because she was too lazy to read her schedule and didn't plan accordingly
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>starts off gameplay with Superliminal, immediately wrangling in the lonely Goslings looking for a mother goose to cradle them
>does nothing to dissuade them nor help them; instead leads clearly mentally ill people on for her own monetary gain
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>the second she got monetized, she spends 10 minutes farming supaas, and then reads all the names at lightning speed for some shitty meme game, not even bothering to read the messages for the biggest ones
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>spends the next week playing nothing but APEX, an infamous debuff game that no one cares about
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>subtly implied a narrative about her and Loserbait going out to fuel the Goslings to doxx everything about him and scare him into leaving Hololive, all because she found him a little annoying one time
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>was too lazy to delete her old account, leading to Goslings finding out she has a boyfriend and inevitably having their mass existential crisis
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>mutually agrees with her current boyfriend to lie about their relationship and pretend they broke up so she can keep the Goslings wrangled in and making her dough
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>notices Mori's premium membership tiers with 2nd tier streams, and then immediately undercuts her with tier 1 streams to sabotage Mori's reputation and save her own
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>finally hits a game of her own with comfy mining and adventuring streams in Minecraft that everyone loves
>only to get lazy and decide to switch to creative mode to build everything from then on, thus ending any future chances of those comfy streams that everyone loved
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>despite knowing what she was going to do, she creates a biased members-only poll where she not-so-subtly emotionally manipulates them into "letting her" go into creative mode because she's "just so tired" and "doesn't feel like doing all this work oh pwease wet me cheat Goswings pwetty pweease?"
>which also leads to an inter-fanbase conflict between her brainwashed simps and the people who missed her older streams where she actually went out and got her own resources in survival
"I-IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
>inb4 "take your meds"
>inb4 "fuck off schizo"
>inb4 "ogey rrat"
>inb4 mikoboat
>inb4 "lol poorfag" (hint: I was able to vote in the poll, too)