/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

todays april fools was so cute, if i had to say my favorites they were Ikes windows XP stream and Krisis switcheroos! it's also so funny that half of them are stuck like that now.
>>72797005
youre literally me, down to the literal best boy, what the fuck? i quit when they made the new app too, i was so angry all my cards became worthless and i didnt care for the beatmap gameplay

>Five thousand tenshits sitting in front of a screen
>Box's stream is on
"Our Father which art in heaven, hallowed be thy name!" "FATHER YOURE SO SEXY" "I love you father!"
>"I bade thee goodbye for now, my covenant. May the blessings of the lord be upon you."
>All of tenshits start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE FATHER!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR FATHER" "I love you Box!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling tenshits each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"F-father? Where are you? Father!?" "Box你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Father disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the tenshits begin to aimlessly search for Box
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the tenshits succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S ANGEL!?" "I- I- I MISS FATHER!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the tenshits become manic in their flagellation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin whipping themselves until their backs are bloody, gargling wine and swallowing communion bread, or masturbating furiously with tentacle dildos.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY FATHER!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD TENSHIT! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "BOXXXXXXXXXX UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the tenshits still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the tenshits yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "fff ffffatherrrrrr" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Box's Catholic Choir BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their priest rouses the tenshits from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Box appears onscreen
"Hello tenshits." *takes out his tentacled dick* "I've missed you."
>The tenshits, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"BOX!" "FATHER'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the tenshits take their seats and Bad Dragon toys and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

>>63540051
>>63540094
I LOVE IT! Thank you!
>>63540721
but youre mintfag...not chocofag!

>>43523070
baamen

>>42668158

>>42600500
baamen i miss comfydred, fuchan come home soon...

>>42442991
baamen

>>41910239
baamen, take a rest anon

>>41805376
baamen

>>41765930
Baamen

b...baamen?

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

>>41126419
Okay!!!