/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>14559240
It will never be a safe space as long as him here to remind them they will never be women

WE COOL

Hi-
In order to preserve our site from the ancient wrath of Chairman Mao, anyone posting Haachama (besides myself) is banned from the site, effective immediately. Thank you for your understanding.

>>13983454
Like ice

>>13744970
Hi-
Based on the community feedback, we are implementing the "greetings" mechanic, active immediately.

THIS IS WHO I AM

We cool?

So is Haachama speedrunning getting her channel deleted?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhMTQlYGE74

Hey /nasfaqg/, you already rated the top 10 a couple of times but what about the players between top100-50? Is there a player you've been keeping your eyes on? Found a newfag with lots of potentials? Or if you are between these ranks is there a player you want to surpass at all costs?

Towa es una puta.

ahh the pepeloni, pepeloni. you know the pepeloni? the nooo one. i always, i always order the, the domino. domino pepeloni and without pepeloni. i always order the pepeloni and without pepeloni. pepeloni! i like pepeloni, yeah. i always, i always order the, the cheese- cheese pan. ahh how can i explain? i can explain by my drawing! i always order like the cheese pan that it has cheese on here, this part, the ear. ear of pizza. and then, i order- wh- when i order pepeloni, the ear- it always have a pepeloni on h- on a top, but i pick up these... away! cause i don't eat it. and then i eat the cheese pan pizza. okay? you understand? understandable! pepeloni! yes. yes. so you know i love the pepeloni. the nooo one. so... pepeloni, no. cheese pan with the cheese, pepeloni, no. good. all good. thank you, thank you! okay. i need to go now, i have some work. ok. thank you.

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>>12866548
Sure

Chammers loves megastructures in minecraft

POST YOUR FAVORITE CHAMMERS ENGLISH PHRASE

Mine is:
>I remembered it

re: hats and auctions
1. M is a nigger
>bid protection
2. What a fucking faggot
>more taxes
3. Fucking kikes

The biggest problems with the auctions ARE the fucking taxes and the way the cooldown is setup.

First and foremost, in what fucking galaxy does the BIDDER pay a fee on an auction, let alone on a per bid basis? SELLERS pay fees.

M doesn't realize how much he's pissed away in taxes with his lowball pussy ass +$1000 bids. They are intentionally meant to inconvenience you and get you to give up and fuck off so he can get his cheap hat. Just bid an extra $10k for 1, maybe 2 bids, and then drop a +$100k on him and watch him fuck off.

The cooldown and the timer are both fucking broken. None of these scenarios should invoke the cooldown:
>bid on item A, attempt to bid on item B
>bid on item A, attempt to list item B
>bid on item A, Anon#2 bids on item A, attempt to bid on item A
meaning the cooldown itself has no reason whatsoever to exist unless it's to keep the server from self-immolating.

The +15min timer is also a UX nightmare. If you're the first bid on an item with 5 minutes left, it's because nobody fucking wanted it. Adding +15min just draws attention.

Last but not least, implement eBay's "shadow bid" system and watch the "problems" inherent to an online auction disappear.

I shouldn't have to explain how bidding on eBay works, and I don't know if it isn't on nasfaq because it is hard to implement, or because devs have never used it.

>Item is $1,000
>Bid $100,000
>Item is $1,000 - I am now high bidder
>M shows up with his faggot ass $5,000 bid
>Item is now $6,000 - I am still high bidder
>M bids $50,000
>Item is now $51,000 - I am still high bidder
>N bids $200,000
>Item is now $101,000 - N is high bidder
etc.

Sellers don't get short changed here, they still get the highest amount another Anon was willing to offer to pay. This can't/won't work if we can still bid on our own items, which shouldn't fucking be possible either. I understand having a penalty for cancelling an auction someone was already bidding on. Remove the obnoxious 50% cancellation fee for bidless auctions already. What the fuck were you thinking? Implement a flat listing fee of $1,000.

Hi-

Adjustments will not be changed until bread stops being a faggot.

>>12625300

>Less than 10 minutes after drinking tequila she claims her stomach is burning.
>Her stomach
>not her chest
You guys are getting worked.

>>12041121
Konnui love

Hi-
I also forgot to say that we are adding marriage between players.

We cool?

>don't watch streams
>only come here to shitpost
>don't even really like hololive
who else?

Hi-
No divvies tonight.