/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Problems with the ARLive
1) Ridiculously short. Basically no Rosemi. Heavy Ethyria focus.
2) Ethyria acting like whores, literally doing a slut dance and twerking for the camera. I don't know whose idea that was but it's not really appropriate for a prestegious concert. It felt more like a strip show.
3) Enna and Millie's models have loli proportions with huge heads. Enna's legs are way too long. Reimu's hair is not good.

So it's fair to say Enna is completely bitch-broken at this point?

rosemi should do tekken matches against viewers
i'm gonna ryona the fuck out of her and as a batsu game she will have to m-marry me and bear me 3 children and raise them with me, h-haha...

Men of the thread, you know we can completely cure the sisters of their mental illness using our dicks.

>>56750375
Humans evolved for sexual dimorphism. The amount of energy consumed by the body follows a squared proportion to the size of the body. Therefore a body 1/2 as big consumes 1/4 as much energy. It didn't make sense to invest so much mass into women who's main task is raising children. In the tribal stage our species spared precious calories thanks to women's diminished stature.
Men on the otherhand must have the best. They are involved in hunting, fighting, the survival of the entire tribe depends upon the men being as well-equipped as possible. Nature invested heavily into men -- larger, more powerful brains; larger, more powerful brains. Women are a stunted, shrunken version of a man that nature produced for the singular purpose of raising children.

Too many. Way too many.
Tsukino Mito
Fumino Tamaki aka Noraneko
Hoshikawa Sara (one night stand after a lot drinking)
Higuchi Kaede
Suzuka Utako
Finana Ryugu
Elira Pendora
Pomu Rainpuff
Petra Gurin
Rosemi Lovelock
Reimu Endou
Maria Marionette
Scarle Yonaguni
Meloco
Kyoka
everyone from Hololive I want to fuck live on stream
Okayu
Fubuki
Marine
Noel
Subaru
Choco
Mel
Suisei
Mikochi
Korone
Mio
Okayu
Lamy
Chloe
Nene
Botan
Roboco
Moona
Risu
Iofi
Zeta
Ayame
Aqua
All of EN except Mori

and those lilhoes
Shylily
Numi
Bao
Yuzu
yeah i'd fuck em

This is now a Wosemi thread! She has no furniture!

>>29926023
It's gonna be Rosemi.
Since she quit her job her SC earnings have gotten worse and worse.
She has stopped doing creative streams altogether and justifies it with a shitty ARG and a song cover.
She's going back to school.
Her parents have never liked the fact that she's online.
Rent is probably getting hard to handle - she didn't quit her job because she "made it," she quit because she only wanted to have that job for a set amount of time so it'd look good on a resume.
Mama was MIA, still no new outfits.
Her schedules are always late, always dogshit, and her list of ever-growing games on her backlog remains untouched.
She's burnt out and treats streaming as a job.

>>23610833
I cancelled my membership and stopped watching her when she had her collab overload, I recently watched some of her stuff here and then but never comment in chat as I find it awkward (and she said she's familiar with the name of her members, plus I donated and SC'd often). I'm not an anti and I think her content has gotten a little better, but as much as I liked some member stuff, she doesn't upload enough of it to justify having the membership and her regular content isn't so good to justify having it "symbolically" just to show support because of how much I like her regular stuff.
But I think I now get her mentality more. Poor girl is caught up in her own head and perception of how people see her. Sadly this is a problem or issue she allowed to fester and things are what they are. I have always found it weird that most of her relationship with Petra, in most streams, is that Petra is bullyable because kayfabe. I think this is also why she refrained from telling people she would go back to school and stuff until the issue becomes unavoidable, because she has debates in her head about how people will receive them. A perfect place where she could have sworn, for example, was the offcollab, but it seemed she went along, or didn't deny, Elira's comment when Millie swore using Rosemi's avatar that she "ruined" her.

>gets surprised and grabs your arm
>laughs and puts her head on your shoulder
FUUUUUUUUUUCK
ROSEMI SAMA I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH FUCK IT I'M BACK I'M GONNA MARRY YOU, I NEED YOUOOOO

wtf i wanna deflowe a rosebud NOW

Have any of the girls done a watchalong of Lost in Translation or Perfect Blue?

>>17550583
>everyone calls her coombait
>even in clips she often leaks out nervous laughs and overall seems to be faking it
She's kinda adorable desu, like a small dog barking at you. You can just feel that her smug demeanor is hollow.

>>13915885
Really good, she said in her shower stream that the conditioner she uses leaves it smelling like a salon.
OFFICIAL HAIR SMELL RANKINGS
Pomu > Rosemi > Petra > Nina > Reimu > Elira > Enna > Selen > Millie > Finana

>>13265037
I'm literally going to save Pomu and Rosemi and get them pregnant the same night.

>>12790570
She is an overprotected kid who is very naive, innocent, and who says very peculiar things in a voice that I don't think she changes much, if it all. Listening to her speak is very fun, such as hearing her say stuff like "other" which she'd pronounce as "odder"

>>12629806
She closed her maros because she doesn't want it to get to a point where she can't read all of them because she wants to be able to read them on stream!!!!

I wish I could take all her pain away and make her laugh and smile. But I know Rosemi is a strong girl that will overcome this. Please keep doing your best Rosemi-sama, you don't know how many people you inspire simply by being yourself.

>>12333392
anon seething that his hololive whores are nowhere near as pure and seiso as Wosemi-sama

So I did my reps and found a surprising amount of stuff on Wosemi-sama today. All I'll say is that I wish I had her sense of overcoming adversity. She truly is a special little rose, one that I hope will continue blooming for many years to come.

I need all of you to berate me and shame for unironically falling in love with Rosemi. Be as harsh as you can. Tell me the ugly truth, that even if I do today she'd still go on to live a very happy life.
Please.

I think...this is it. I'm going to stop coming here, gonna stop watching Nijisanji EN because something about these girls makes me think I actually have a chance. I'm lonely yes, but I have never been delusional. Is it the lower numbers? Is it Rosemi's cute voice, personality and demeanor? I dunno, but it scares and it pains me. I will never watch an indie and I will stick to only Hololive and Vshojo as I do see them strictly as entertainment and nothing more. Goodbye.
Rosemi, you're the best and worst thing that has happened to me.

How do you guys even do this? Being Goslings, I mean? I'm unironically starting to fall for Rosemi. This is so fucked up. I don't even KNOW her, I barely know what she looks like, but she makes me happy and I motivate myself by thinking of doing things for her. This is FUCKED. She will never know I exist, she will never touch me nor I her. So why the FUCK!??
Her voice is so cute, her mannerisms are so cute, her personality is so endearing. But she will never be mine. FUCK
I'm getting so fucking angry, what the fuck do I do? How do you faggots live like this?

>tfw i can comfortably bicep curl Wosemi-sama
Gotta get bigger, gotta get stronger.