/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>52756218
I wish this hag cared about getting views

>>46849384
>Alker
>delivering
lol eat shit

>>40138606
suck my dick tourist, Alker is honorary

>>38556918
never, but anon's plans have nothing to do with it, she just has a terminal case of no fucks given

>>36604406
my point exactly

>>33713286
I shill my chuubas for free

>>31823433
No chuuba gives less of a fuck than Alker, it's an unrealistic expectation

>>29115614
I'll do as I please fag

>>28604614
Insult my oshi's oshi again and I will start throwing hands

Fans of Xenoblade 2, rejoice! Alker is...still streaming it...
https://www.twitch.tv/stalkeralker

>>22302305
Wow, I was just thinking that too!

Ya all to afraid to tell alker to fuck off.

>>17654252
>some farms or cc reject telling me to go back

>"I'm a douchebag, I drink douchebag drinks!"

>>16710231
FUCK YOU, /vt/!
If you're dumb enough to watch the new Holo EN gen this weekend, then you're a big enough schmuck to come to /wvt/! Bad chuubas! Chuubas that break down on stream! M*les! If you think you're gonna find a pure idol in /wvt/, you can kiss my ass! It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker that you'll fall for this bullshit. GUARANTEED! If you find a better chuuba, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right! Shove it up your ugly ass! Bring your friends! Bring your artfags! Bring your oshi! We'll FUCK HER. That's right, we'll fuck your oshi! Because in /wvt/, you're fucked six ways from Sunday! Take a hike - to /wvt/, home of challenge pissing! That's right, challenge pissing! How does it work? If you can piss six feet straight up in the air and not get wet, you get a free tier three sub! Don't wait, don't delay, don't fuck with us or we'll rip your nuts off! Only at /wvt/, the only general that tells you to FUCK OFF! Hurry up, asshole! This event ends the minute after you simp to a chuuba, and you better not chargeback or you're a dead motherfucker! GO TO HELL! /wvt/, /vt/'s filthiest, and home to the meanest sons of bitches in the trashcan - GUARANTEED!

>>13741831
I saw Stalker Alker at a grocery store in Sonoma yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for art commissions or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Roundmeals in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Miss, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the roundmeals and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each meal and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>13279671
>I complain about her never streaming in the last thread
>she streams karaoke out of nowhere while I'm asleep
If I didn't love this hag... Please tell me someone is recording this. I love her karaoke!

>>12419950
FUCK YOU KWAPPI, FUCK YOU ANON, IT LOOKS LIKE SHIIIIIT

>"Stop talking about your fucking points! You can shove them up your goddamn ass!"

>>10370377