/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>10810524
I live on 4chan.org's /vt/ Virtual YouTubers board, in the niche VShojo+ general. My name is Anonymous. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, consuming a balanced diet of waifus and a rigorous viewing routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stream reps. I can donate a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use my dakimakura like a cheap whore. In the shower I listen to VShojo original music tracks, never the covers. Only the poor listen to covers. Then as an act of mercy I click on /wt/ and give one of their no-names a pity viewer for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use lotion for masturbation with little or no scent, because scented lotion on your penis makes you feminine. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of Anonymous. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can see my post, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.