/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I am going to go to crunchyroll expo with a prostate vibrator in my butt and a vibrating pill on my penis. I will sneak them through security and wear a large oversized hoodie and sweat pants so I can discreetly stimulate myself in the venue. I will use my winning ticket to meet my oshi, and as she's greeting me, I will suddenly pull down my pants and immediately ejaculate all over her before security gets a chance to even respond. She will be marked as mine forever. It will be like sandy hook but for vtubers and the only thing dying will be their career as the scent of my stinky cum will keep all you other degenerates from donating to her

This entire offcollab """""""""""saga"""""""""'"' and """"""""""drama"""""""""""" has taught me one special lesson: /vt/ has zero credibility and schizos for ABSOLUTELY NO reason because their lives are so boring they make up shit for the sake of finding things to whine or complain or talk about

You all realize that Gura is watching all of this unfold, right? I wonder how she'll respond

Anyways, Gura knows how parties work. She has been dead drunk multiple times. She is friends with many twitch streamers and is arguably one of the bigger ones at one time.

She also presumably knows what an Autist Calli is, and presumably knows her family's retardation. She isn't dumb; she browses the internet a lot, she know has an idea about Calli and Her coworkers more than /vt/, and her fans will ever know. Irl and professionally.

Gura also knows parties. And she has friends who party. I don't understand why you assume she doesn't know how to handle parties.

I tested positive for coofvid but I get 5 paid days off work, fuck yeah.

REMINDER

>>25507790
heres a reminder being a Lesbian shipper is worthy of death

>>18588704
Um am just a smol chumbud but i-i dont think people care about what your talkin about as much as you think they do sory. ;/

>>18533579
I used to watch Gura until I started watching Pomu until I started watching other NijiEN now I only watch Vox and NijiID talking streams

>"Is that a rice cooker?"
>"I eat spam"
>"I eat fried rice"

>>17714624
Recently i have noticed Holosharts and Nijifags have been st each others throats more openly than usual. I hope this means this board is finally dying

>>16324450
Out of its entire roster Cover could only get one JP and one EN to do the ProSeka promotion kek. And Ina was asked to do it only once because she’s a complete charisma vacuum

Do you make your oatmeal with milk or water
Do you make hot cocoa with milk or water
Do you peel bananas from the longer part or the nub

a

At least the deadnigger leech stopped hiding behind Gura, it was honestly kind of pathetic how he did it every time he got BTFO.

>>8191345
Just wait. Rumour mill says Gura is Jewish with connections to major Chinese advertising agencies. The biggest companies on the planet are Chinese or chinese-adjacent and they want Gura for everything. En2 will be a distant memory when you see what they have in store for Gura next year.

>>7813676
I want a picture of every Holostar being violently beheaded by various chuubas dressed in terrorist garb. Ink style like in the OP. The Holostars are all lined up and kneeling in the sand, they kind of fade away from view into the distance. The picture is mid beheading so the Homostars closest to the viewer are actively having their heads ripped off. You pick the chuubas doing the beheading. Make it so that it’s obvious who’s who but maybe cover some of their faces with terrorist garb as well. I’ll pay $3000 in Eth.

>>7447189
OP here I meant to post pic related and I’m a massive faggot also

>>5936307
Cool. Hopefully pic related after that.

Is pic related cut out to be the #1 holo and the face of Vtubing for a global audience?

>>3882152
Why doesn't her fans ever paypig for her or encourage her to be less lazy? It's like all her subs are botted or just all died simultaneously.

>"I'm not skilled with makeup"
UHHHHHHH

CHUMBUDDIES???

>>3661088
they say it's a big factor, a multiplier perhaps? not sure about that, but it helps a lot imo

I love how she didn't even try to come up with an elaborate excuse to just stop streaming. I kinda respect it.

>no American flag anywhere despite being the most american out of the ENs
>no Cowboy hat
>no Atlantis themed tight bodysuit
>no yellow hat and backpack like a japanese schoolkid