/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I miss this model

>>42228203
take the michael cat pill, or nozomi pills (both nozomis). at this point they're going straight on that route.

>>39688791
this is the cat piss thread, the rrat piss thread is down the hall

>>28465754
>Its up to her to figure out a better system
oh no

>>28087132
Youbknow, the worst part is that the posters on this board are so retarded that I can no longer simply assume you're shitposting
scary stuff

>>28077354
It's actually worse, the I miss Fauna posters aren't parasocial, they just pretend to be because they think it's funny
They don't fucking know pain. What it's like to literally feel your mental and physical health deteriorate the longer you don't hesr from your oshi and when you start counting the hours after longer than a day has passed and your stressed to fuck can't help but wake up every hour or two mid-rest to feverishly flip through your oshis social media and inspect it for every little change hoping for a sign of life
They will never fucking understand, it's all a joke to them

Whose blood is she wearing?

stop deadnaming my oshi
her name is mikeneko!
mi-ké-né-kō

Can you at least stick to Mike or Michael
Please
I wake up every morning and go through the archives to find what people have said about her and instead of just 'Rushia', 'Ru', 'Ruuchan', 'Ruchan', ''Lucia', 'Rushi', 'Rusher', and 'Rutan', I now have to search for every single possible use of any weird fucking convolution I've ever seen of her name on this demented fucking Bavarian dolphin breeding forum
Please, her name is mikeneko. If you have to call her mike, or michael, or even miguel, fine, but please, please stop making up new names every single time she's talked about, I'm going to go insane if you do, I really fucking mean it

>>24062733
less
for her sake and ours(or at least mine)

>>23509782
Nah man they're really just that retarded

do not underestimate her

FACTS:
Mikeneko loves Hololive
Mikeneko never wishes harm on Hololive
Thinking that korekores message meant otherwise is a misinterpretation that only proves that you are dekinai
The only actual reason you hate her is because she does GFE
And yes, you are the only samefagging schizo here who hates her here
This post is addressed to you, a singular poster
You will shut up about her or I will camp here permanently and ban evade beyond what range bans can contain and you will fuel the destruction of your precious number thread for weeks if not months to come
You will abandon your rrats
Mikeneko loves me
Mikeneko loves you
You will submit or I will destroy everything precious to you
We're still in the facts list because you WILL submit
Mikeneko is a wonderful, beautiful, kind-hearted girl that only wants to love and be loved and you will submit