/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

These bitches are literally gonna cost Cover their Nintendo permissions because they can't stop shitting on the new Pokemon game.

Imagine your favorite meal is a cheeseburger and fries. I cook you a cheeseburger and fries, just like you like it. I grill the burger to perfection, I put all your favorite ingredients on it, the freshest vegetables, just the right amount of sauce. The cheese is perfectly melted I make the fries just perfect, just golden brown, not soggy, not overcooked. Everything is just right.

Then I grab my ice cream scoop and go out in the back yard. I come back in, and before I serve it to you, I drop a scoop of actual fucking dog shit onto the plate. Bon appetit!

So, you go to all this effort to make this song. You hire an arranger and a producer, you get the musicians, you spend all this time getting the parts just right. You even re-record some stuff just to make sure. You get a top animator to make the music video, everything's going great.

Then at the end you take Gura's voice, the singing voice that I cherish more than any other in the world, and you butcher her into some kind of crude robotic buzzing sound. It's a wrap!

If you wonder why I can't find anything positive to say about the visuals, or the arrangement, or whatever else, just think about that dog shit burger I cooked you. Is that appetizing? Are you going to just "eat around the dog shit"? Can't you find something positive to say about it? That's how you sound. Seriously.

How about you just stop putting the scoop of actual fucking dog shit onto it?