/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Get home after work
>Decide to catch up on some Holo stream
>FauMei stream
>Go through important timestamps
>Get to the rinsing topic
>*Existential crisis activated*
Fuck! You mean to tell me that I've been doing this shit wrong my whole life? I would've been happier not knowing shit, and living in blissful ignorance of my own incompetence.

>Missed Gura's membership
>Missed Advent collab
>Missed Gurame collab
>Missed ShioriChama collab
What a fucked up day...

>Gura time slow
>No Gura
Pain.

Bros, I can't into Shiorin at all...
I realized that I just like watching girls that make me turn off my brain and enjoy cute shit.
I get enough nerdy shit in my every day life as it is, I don't need more, and especially biology shit.

>Be an American LOTR nerd
>Go to UK just to see a play because you love the franchise
>Enter a bus
>Ask the driver if it's the right bus
>The driver shrugs and tells you to fuck off
>whatever.jpg
>Go to take my seat
>Suddenly hear a high pitched shriek call out in a clearly fake British accent
>"Oi bruv, you 'ere for them Lord of za Rings thingy?"
>Wat.jpg
>It's some bitch who personifies the color orange, that has her sidekick next to her.
>I hesitantly give them a positive answer
>"Oh mah gawsh! WE ARE TOO! WHERE ARE YA FROM?!"
>She starts bouncing in her seat, clapping and pointing to herself and her sidekick.
>Clearly autistic as fuck
>".,.America"
>"OOOO THAT'S SO FAR! AND YOU CAME ALL THE WAY FROM AMERICA JUST FOR THIS?!"
>Can't say yes, they'll think I'm some fucking weirdo to travel that far for some shitty musical
>"N-No, I'm here for the...uhm...work, and I I'm just...uhm - I decided to see it as a side activity."
>Suddenly the orange one gives me a smug look
>WTF.jpg
>Move on to get to my seat and play some vidya
>My stop is coming up
>Wait, fuck, orange bitch and her sidekick are getting off there too
>Don't wanna be their tag-along
>Fuck it, I'll get off on the next stop
>"HEY! YOU'RE GONNA MISS YOUR STOP!"
>FUCK!
>"Y-Yeah...thanks..."
>Now that bitch looks even more smug
>Get off and follow the two of them while they eat nuggets
>Social anxiety starts flaring
>"Uhm...ahm...err....I-uhm, I've got...stuff to do, you go ahead."
>They give me a weird look, but fuck off
>Phew, finally I don't look like a third wheel
>Finally I can get to the musical and go about my life as I did before in comfort
>3 hours later still end up taking a taxi ride back with those two
>FML

>This is a stream to get excited about this mysterious thing happening in an hour
>*Does a barely 10 minute, fun segment*
>Proceeds to complains about shit that annoys her about music and streaming for the rest of the stream
Genuinely, why is she like this?

>>53069771
Same, what the fuck I thought it happened in like March
Did we swap timelines again?

>Haven't missed a single stream since debut
>Express how I miss my oshi since she's been busy with official stuff, and hasn't done casual zatsus in a while
>Retards who haven't seen a single full stream of her's tell me to fuck off and stop being an anti
I hate every single one of you cunts who turned "Gura doesn't stream" into a constant shitpost angle, now I can't even say a single thing about the topic without looking like one of you subhuman faggots.

Sigh, and here I got excited for nothing.
Oh well, I'll just watch some clips from Migo's stream later.

I wish making music wasn't so difficult and unprofitable for HoloEN...
At this point it's mostly just Mori releasing music, while the rest may release a single cover per year if we're lucky.

Realistically speaking, COULD Hololive have done anything better during the chink yab?
Their 2 choices were to either double down or fire Coco, no?

>>42515966
Wait...shit, you're right.

>Having fun watching boys play AWO
>Smell something strange
>Realize I was having so much fun I forgot that I put a kettle on a stove earlier
>Run like the wind
>The originally white kettle is not pitch black, plastic handle completely melted
TL:DR - I almost burnt down my house because I got too immersed in AWO stream.

Bros, I'm so sick of the fucking Cat Game...
I want to go back to endless hours of Suspect playing in the background, it was better back then.

Ya know, one of the reasons why I love Gura so much is because how much alike we actually are, but then she goes on to not stream for days, and I realize that, yes, we really are TOO fucking much alike, and she's as much of a procrastinating fuck as me, and cannot force herself to do shit.
God dammit, I hate that part of myself.

How many of you bastards would actually be comfortable with sleeping at a house with a fuck ton of strangers partying in it?
Gura is not getting any sleep, she's on her phone, whishing she was anywhere else right now.

No, Ina, WHY MUST YOU FEED THE RATS?!
Wasn't it enough to overfeed those fat fuck takos?! YOU WANT ME TO MAKE RATS OBESE TOO?!

>JGBFW
>Decided to check Chloe's Portal 2
>type in "Sakamata Chloe" because I'm not subbed
>Scroll for 5 minutes, only clipfags, no actual channel
>Have to click on a clip video to get to her actual channel
Why is YouTube like this?

Bratz, I am sorry for doubting you, I have sinned.

I finally understand why TakaMori was a thing.
It's because both of them are incredibly insecure retards who feel the need to insert themselves into every conversation, and make their presence known despite having absolutely no clue what the fuck is going on around them, or what people are talking about. And all that out of fear of being forgotten, and knowing that no one would voluntarily start a conversation with them, so they gotta do it themselves.
Kiara simply changed with time, Mori will never change. Because if you change anything, then haters win. That's the Calliope Mori mindset.

So what do you do in Minecraft after you have pretty much maxed out your character?
I don't honestly find minecraft to be a creative outlet for me, so I just play it like any other game - with the goal of reaching the end game (high level, top gear, kill bosses, etc.).
Am I just playing the game wrong?

>wanting Gura to release more music, but knowing her taste in it, it's gonna be some vocaloid tier idol bullshit

Gura, you fucking brat, why did you have to hum this shitty song, now I can't get it out of my damn head.
https://youtu.be/89ANKCx94RQ

I would have unironically been happier with a loss rather than a tie. Either remove points altogether, or have a tie breaker ready in case of a tie. Hell, a victor decided by a shitty round of rock-paper-scissors by every captain would be more satisfying than this shitty outcome.
What's the point competing if no one wins anyway? And if you wanna do something "just for fun" then don't make the whole event based on a concept of one team vs another team.