/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I wrote a doujin for my wife Nyan, I hope she likes it

>Come home from work
>House smells like literal piss
>Check on the kids
>Lisnya is bullying Nyalynn to fear the strong
>Nyadia is taking lewds for her """class project"""
>Cathernyan is rocking in a corner mumbling to herself
>Cat is crying with a pooped diaper
>Pack my pipe with copium
>Light it and take a deep puff
>Cacophany of noise settles down a bit
>Nyanwife waddles over and slurs a very drunk okaiirii-hic
>She trips and spills gin on my finest $47 business suit
>She gommennasorrys and starts wiping it off with a filthy towel
>SHOVE. HER. DOWN.
>She weakly protests as if she hasn't enjoyed it every single time for the last 12 years of legal cohabitation
>JAM. IT. IN.
>Everybody claps.
>Take another deep drag of copium
>Ahhhhhhhhhh
>I hate my life