/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>8676000
>Hey look, buddy. I'm a takeshineer, that means I solve problems.
>Not problems like "What about Ame's time travel?", 'cause that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of lorefagging.
>I solve sexual problems!
>For instance, how am I gonna stop some big titty time mistress from edging me to a mentally handicapped state of being?
>The answer? Sex. And if that don't work, use more sex.
>Like this, heavy-caliber two-balls-mounted little-old-member equipped by me.
>Fapped, by me.
>And you best hope...
>Not pointed at you.