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THROUGHOUT HISTORY, THERE HAS BEEN A GREAT NUMBER OF ROMAN EMPIRES, CONSTANTLY COMING AND GOING. SO MANY INFACT, THAT THE NUMBER ITSELF IS DISPUTED. BUT WHY? WHY THE CONSTANT RISING AND FALLING OF EMPIRES? WELL YOU SEE, THE ORIGINAL ROMAN EMPIRE WAS BUILT NOT FROM AMBITION BUT FROM NESSESITY. THE NESSESITY TO SECURE THE GREAT BLUE BEAR A GRAND EMPIRE THAT SHE MAY RULE OVER SO MILLENIA. SOMETHING YOU'LL NOTICE NEVER HAPPENED. YOU SEE, THE DETAILS OF THIS MISSION WERE PASSED FROM GENERATION TO GENERATION, WITH EACH EMPEROR TRYING JUST AS HARD AS THE LAST TO MAKE IT A REALITY, BUT AS IT NEVER TRULY HAPPENED, PRETENDORS AND SUCCESSORS ARROSE, BELIEVING THEY COULD DO WHAT THE OTHERS COULD NOT. AND YET, SHE NEVER GOT HER GRAND EMPIRE...

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

IT'S NO SECRET THAT ANCIENT CARTOGRAPHERS OFTEN STRUGGLED TO FINISH MAPS, AS A RESULT, IN REGIONS THEY COULD NOT MAP OUT, THEY WOULD ADD "HERE BE DRAGONS" SUPPOSEDLY TO INTIMIDATE TRAVELS INTO STAYING OUT OF THOSE AREAS. WELL, HISTORY IS A WRONG, AND THE CARTOGRAPHERS WEREN'T LYING. WELL, THEY WERE LYING ABOUT THE DRAGONS, BUT THERE WAS CERTAINLY SOMETHING THERE... YOU SEE, WHEN EXPLORING THESE AREAS IT WASN'T UNCOMMON TO HEAR A STRANGE "RAWR" SOUND, NOT TOO DISIMILAR TO THE SOUND A DRAGON MAKES. AS SO, THEY WOULD CHALK IT UP TO DRAGONS BEING IN THE AREA AND FLEE, BUT REALLY, IT WAS JUST URUKA PRACTICING HER "RAWRS XD *POUNCES YOU* FOR HER FOLLOWERS...

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

EVOLUTION, IT'S WHAT MADE MONKEYS HUMAN AND CAUSED FEET TO FALL FROM THE SKY TO ATTACH TO FISH. BUT WHY DO WE HAVE IT? SCIENCE HASN'T BEEN ABLE TO DEFINITIVELY PROVE WHY, BUT I CAN. YOU SEE, OUR PLANET CAN ONLY HOLD A LIMITED NUMBER OF SPECIES AT ANY GIVEN TIME, TOO MUCH AND THE WORLD COLLAPSES. AND SO, EVOLUTION WAS INVENTED SO ANIMALS COULD COME AND AGO, WITH NEW CREATURES BEING CREATED EVERYDAY! BUT WHY DO WE NEED THIS? WELL YOU SEE, URUKA HOLDS SUCH GREAT POWER THAT IT IS THEORISED THAT SOMEDAY A GREAT CHALLANGER SHALL ARRISE AND FIGHT HER FOR THE TITLE OF GOD OF THE UNIVERSE, AND SO BY HAVING A CONSTANT STREAM OF ANIMALS COMING AND GOING, URUKA HAS A NEVER ENDING POOL OF OPPONENTS SHE CAN PRACTICE WITH AND LEARN FROM TO ENSURE SHE'S ALWAYS READY FOR THAT FATEFUL DAY...

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

THE CIA, A ORGANISATION WORKING FROM THE SHADOWS OF THE US GOVERNMENT. THROUGHOUT HISTORY THEY HAVE BEEN CAUGHT IN SCANDAL AFTER SCANDAL, BUT ONE SUCH EVENT ROCKED THE WORLD MORE THAN ANY OTHER. I AM OF COURSE TALKING ABOUT MKULTRA. IN THIS PROJECT SUBJECTS WERE FORCED TO INJEST VARIOUS DRUGS, PRIMARIY PSYCHEDELICS SUCH AS LSD IN AN ATTEMPT TO WEAKEN RESOLVE AND IMPROVE INTERROGATION TECHNIQUES, BUT ALL OF THIS WAS A COVER FOR THE TRUE STORY. YOU SEE, THE REASON PSYCHEDELICS WERE CHOSEN WAS BECAUASE IT WAS BELIEVED THEY ENABLED THE INDIVIDUAL TO SEE INTO ANOTHER REALITY, ENABLING THEM TO UNDERSTAND THINGS NEVER BEFORE THOUGHT POSSIBLE, ONE SUCH WAS IN FACT THE LOCATION OF THE BLUE BEAR HERSELF... THAT'S RIGHT, MKULTRA WAS INFACT AN ATTEMPT TO PROCURE INDIVIDUALS CAPABLE OF TRACKING DOWN AND FINDING FUJIKURA URUKA FOR THE CIA...

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

IT'S NO SECRET THAT URUKA IS A CRONIC PROCRASTINATOR, LEAVING HER UNIVERSITY ASSIGNMENTS, NOT JUST TO THE LAST MINUTE, BUT INFACT TILL DAYS AFTER THEY'RE DUE. NOW SOME OF YOU MAY THINK, WELL WHAT A SILLY BEAR, IF SHE DID HER ASSIGNMENTS ON TIME SHE'S GET A MUCH BETTER GRADE, AND SURE THAT WOULD BE CORRECT, IF SHE WEREN'T WHO SHE IS. YOU SEE, URUKA HAS SUCH AN INCREDIBLE INTELLECT THAT DOING HER WORK WHEN SHE'S SUPPOSED TO WOULD BE TOO EASY, HER GRADES WOULD BE TOO HIGH AND SHE'D HAVE NO CHALLANGE. AND SO, SHE TRIES TO LEAVE IT AS LATE AS SHE POSSIBLY CAN, GETTING AS MUCH REMOVED FROM HER FINAL MARK AS POSSIBLE TO TRY AND STRETCH THE LIMITS OF HER POWER, WRITING SOMETHING SO GREAT THAT EVEN WITH THESE DRASTIC PENELTIES SHE EXCEEDS WHAT WAS BEFORE THOUGHT POSSIBLE, GETTING A GRADE THAT IS MORE INLINE WITH WHAT WOULD BE EXPECTED OF A REGULAR STUDENT. SUCH AN AMAZING BEAR!

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

FROM SOFTWARE'S SOULSBOURNE GAME SERIES IS RENOWN FOR FOR IT'S STEP LEARNING CURVE AND DEEP COMPLEX LORE. POPULAR AMONGST STREAMS FOR ITS NEAR RAGE INDUCING GAMEPLAY, WHERE CONSTANT ATTENTION AND CARE IS REQUIRED TO MASTER AND PLAY THE GAMES. BECAUSE OF THIS, SOME MAY WANT URUKA TO PLAY SUCH GAMES, TOO SEE HER STRUGGLE AND FAIL, OR MAYBE TO CELEBRATE IN HER GREATEST TRIUMPHS. BUT THE TRUTH IS, SHE WOULD HAVE NO GLORY. YOU SEE, ONE OF THE REASONS URUKA DOESN'T PLAY GAMES ON STREAM THAT MUCH IS BECAUSE SHE'S ALREADY MASTERED THEM ALL. IN FACT, URUKA WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO COMPLETE ELDEN RING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD, AND NOT ONLY DID SHE COMPLETE IT, BUT SHE COMPLETED A NO DEATH NO HIT RUN, FLAWLESS OVERCOMING EVERY CHALLANGE, JUST AS SHE HAS WITH ALL OF FROM SOFT'S OTHER GAMES.

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

PISS BEARS. THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. IN THE WOODS, IN THE SNOW, EVEN IN OUR AMAZON LEGO SETS. BUT I'M SURE YOU'RE ASKING YOURSELF, WELL IF THESE AMAZON LEGO SETS ARE SO ACCURATE, WHY DOES URUKA CLAIM SHE CAN'T PISS LIKE THAT? WELL IT'S SIMPLE. SHE'S LYING. NOW I KNOW IT MAY BE SHOCKING TO HEAR, BUT WHEN YOU HEAR WHY IT'LL ALL MAKE SENSE. YOU SEE, THE AMAZON LEGO PISS BEAR WAS NOT IMAGINED UP OUT OF NOTHING, MUCH LIKE ANY ARTISTIC WORK, IT REQUIRED A REFRENCE. AND WHAT WAS THIS REFRENCE EXACTLY? WELL, IT WAS URUKA... PISSING OF COURSE! YOU SEE, WHILE URUKA MAKE HAVE AN URUSSY, THE AMOUNT OF STRENGTH IN HER MUSCLES COULD PUT EVEN A VAGINAL BODY BUILDER TO SHAME. WITH THIS IMMENSE STRENGTH, SHE CAN PEE HARD, FASTER AND STRONGER THAN ANY BEING KNOWN TO MAN!

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

J.K ROWLING IS A WORLD RENOWN AUTHOR, KNOWN PRIMARILY FOR HARRY POTTER, A POWER FANTASY NOVEL SERIES ABOUT A YOUNG BOY BEING ISEKAIED INTO A BRITISH BOARDING SCHOOL. THIS NOVEL SERIES FEATURES A WIDE CAST OF CHARACTERS, FROM REGULAR BRITISH PEOPLE, TALL MEN, ALBINOS AND EVEN A GINGER. THE POPULARITY OF THE SERIES HAS RESULTED IN IT GETTING MANY SEQUEL STORIES AND AN EXTENSIVE E.U LORE SERIES, ALL OF WHICH IS LARGELY DICTATED BY ROWLING. NOW, IN RECENT TIMES, ROWLING HAS COME UNDER FIRE FOR HER SEEMINGLY BIZARE REVISIONS TO THE ESTABLISHED CANON. IN SOME CASES, THIS OUTRAGE IS POLITCALLY MOTIVED, IN OTHERS A RESULT OF GATEKEEPING AND SOMETIMES IT'S JUST BECAUSE HER REIVIONS ARE OUTRIGHT BULLSHIT. ONE SUCH CASE OF THIS WAS WHEN SHE REVEALED THAT THE WIZARDS IN THE STORY DO NOT INFACT US THE TOILET, BUT RATHER, SIMPLY SHIT THEMSELVES AND MAGIC WAY THE EXCREMENT. NOW, YOU MAY READ THAT AND THIS "OF COURSE PEOPLE WOULD BE OUTRAGED, THAT'S FUCKING STUPID", WELL THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS, THEY WERE OUTRAGED NOT AT HOW OUTLANDISH THIS CLAIM WAS, BUT RATHER BECAUSE IT WAS BLATANT PLAGIARISM. YOU SEE, ONE THING YOU MAY NOTICED ABOUT URUKA'S STREAMS IS THAT, WHILE SHE HAS A CONSTANT NEED TO PEE, SHE HAS NEVER ONCE NEEDED TO DEFICATE. THIS IS DUE TO THE SIMPLE FACT, THAT WHEN URUKA NEEDS TO EMPTY HER SHITTER, SHE MERELY MAGICS IT AWAY. NOT FROM HER PANTS MIND YOU, SHE'S NOT THAT BARBARIC, BUT FROM WITHIN HER RECTUM HERSELF. HOWEVER, AS THIS TECHNICALLY VIOLATES THE LAWS OF PHYSICS, THE EXCESS SHIT IS RE-DISTRUBTED AMONGST HER 'ANTIS' WHO ARE FORCED TO CARRY THE EXCESS SHIT AS PUNISHMENT FOR THEIR CRIMES.

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

A COMMON FEATURE OF URUKA'S STREAMS IS CONSTANT LAGGING AND DROPPING OUT. NOW, SOME MAY THINK, WHY WOULD SUCH A POWERFUL ENTITY HAVE SUCH TERRIBLE INTERNET?! SHE IS LITERALLY DECENDED FROM GOD! NOT TO MENTION SHE SPENDS SEVERAL HOURS A WEEK STREAMING, WHY WOULDN'T SHE HAVE THE BEST INTERNET POSSIBLE? WELL, SADLY THERE ISN'T A SIMPLE SOLUTION. YOU SEE, INSIDE ALL OF US ARE NEURONS. NEURONS THAT CARRY ELECTRICAL SIGNALS THROUGHOUT THE BODY, DELIVERING INFOMATION TO WHERE IT NEEDS TO GO. NOW, ELECTRICITY AND BY EXTENTION THE INTERNET WORKS IN A VERY SIMILAR WAY. BUT THIS IS WHERE THE PROBLEM LIES. YOU SEE, URUKA IS SO VERY POWERFUL, THAT NEURONS AND THEIR SIGNALS, OVERPOWER AND INTERFER WITH THOSE AROUND HER. SHE IS PRACTICALLY A WALKING EMP. AS SUCH, A SPECIAL KIND OF ELECTRICITY AND INTERNET HAD TO BE CREATED SPECIFICALLY SO SHE SHOULD STREAM CONSISTANTLY, HOWEVER HER SHEER POWER IS JUST TOO MUCH AND ON OCCASION IT OVERPOWERS THE SPECIAL ELECTRICITY AND TAKES EVERYTHING OFFLINE...

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

A COMMON FEATURE OF URUKA'S STREAMS IS CONSTANT LAGGING AND DROPPING OUT. NOW, SOME MAY THINK, WHY WOULD SUCH A POWERFUL ENTITY HAVE SUCH TERRIBLE INTERNET?! SHE IS LITERALLY DECENDED FROM GOD! NOT TO MENTION SHE SPENDS SEVERAL HOURS A WEEK STREAMING, WHY WOULDN'T SHE HAVE THE BEST INTERNET POSSIBLE? WELL, SADLY THERE ISN'T A SIMPLE SOLUTION. YOU SEE, INSIDE ALL OF US ARE NEURONS. NEURONS THAT CARRY ELECTRICAL SIGNALS THROUGHOUT THE BODY, DELIVERING INFOMATION TO WHERE IT NEEDS TO GO. NOW, ELECTRICITY AND BY EXTENTION THE INTERNET WORKS IN A VERY SIMILAR WAY. BUT THIS IS WHERE THE PROBLEM LIES. YOU SEE, URUKA IS SO VERY POWERFUL, THAT NEURONS AND THEIR SIGNALS, OVERPOWER AND INTERFER WITH THOSE AROUND HER. SHE IS PRACTICALLY A WALKING EMP. AS SUCH, A SPECIAL KIND OF ELECTRICITY AND INTERNET HAD TO BE CREATED SPECIFICALLY SO SHE SHOULD STREAM CONSISTANTLY, HOWEVER HER SHEER POWER IS JUST TOO MUCH AND ON OCCASION IT OVERPOWERS THE SPECIAL ELECTRICITY AND TAKES EVERYTHING OFFLINE...

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

BLOOD. IT RUNS THROUGH US ALL. IT ENABLES US TO LIVE, CARRYING PRECIOUS RESOURCES SUCH AS OXYGEN THROUGH OUT BODY. WITHOUT IT, WE WOULD HAVE NO IMMUNE SYSTEM AND SUCCUMB TO SILLY THINGS LIKE BACTARIA. AND YET, NOT ALL ANIMAL BLOOD IS BUILT EQUAL. US HUMANS HAVE WARM RED BLOOD, WE CAN SEE IT IN OUR VEINS, WE CAN FEEL IT PUMP WARM WATER THROUGH US AND WHEN WE BLEED WE CAN SEE IT. BUT SOME ANIMALS, LIKE REPTILES HAVE COLD BLOOD THAT KEEPS SOME COOL. SOME ANIMALS EVEN HAVE DIFFERENT COLOURED BLOOD. I'D GIVE AN EXAMPLE BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO GOOGLE TO FIND AN EXAMPLE. SO THAT BEGS THE QUESTION, WHAT TYPE OF BLOOD RUNS IN A BLUE BEAR? PERHAPS WARM BLUE BLOOD? MAYBE EVEN, VIBRATING MUSICAL BLOOD? DOES SHE EVEN HAVE BLOOD AT ALL?! WELL THE ANSWER MAY SHOCK YOU! YOU SEE, RECENT SCIENTIFIC BREAK THROUGHS HAVE DISCOVERED A FORTH FORM OF MATTER. ORIGINALLY WE ONLY HAD THREE; GAS, SOLID AND LIQUID. BUT SCIENCE HAS RECENTLY DISCOVERED A FORTH STATE, PLASMA. WHAT IS PLAMSA YOU MIGHT ASK? I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE, BUT APPARENTLY THE SUN AND LIGHTNING ARE MADE OF IT. THE POINT IS, THIS RESEARCH WASN'T DONE TO FIND OUT HOW THE SUN OR LIGHTNING WORKS, IT WAS INFACT CONDUCTED AS AFTER TRIPPING OVER, URUKA CUT HERSELF AND BEGAN TO BLEED AND SCIENTISTS NOTICED SOMETHING STRANGE. THIS WAS NOT ANY REGULAR BLOOD, THEY'D NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE. IT WAS ELECTRICALLY CONDUCTIVE AND HAD AN UNUSUAL AMOUNT OF CHARGED IONS. AND SO, THEY SET OUT TO RESEARCH THIS MASTERIOUS SUBSTANCE TO FIND OUT ONCE AND FOR ALL WHAT IT TRULY WAS. AND THIS MY FRIENDS, IS HOW PLASMA WAS DISCOVERED. ALL BECAUSE URUKA'S BLOOD, WHICH UP UNTIL THIS POINT, NO ONE KNEW ABOUT, IS INFACT MADE OUT OF PLASMA.

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

THE UNIVERSE... AN EVER ENCAPSULATING DEVICE. IT SURROUNDS US, BINDS US, KEEPS US SAFE. EVERYWHERE WE LOOK, WE SEE A PART OF THE UNIVERSE. WITHOUT, WE WOULD NOT EXIST. AND YET, THE UNIVERSE ITSELF DOES NOT SEE THAT AS ENOUGH. EVERY DAY IT STRETCHES OUT, REACHING FURTHER AND FURTHER. EVERYDAY THE RATE AT WHICH IT GROWS INCREASES, GETTING FASTER AND FASTER, ALMOST TO ITS DETRIMENT. BUT WHY DOES IT DO THIS? FOR WHAT REASON DOES IT HAVE TO GROW LIKE THIS? WELL, IT'S SIMPLE REALLY. FOLLOWING THE BIG BANG, AND SUBSIQUENT INVENTION OF EVERYTHING, THE UNIVERSE FELT A GREAT FORCE GROWING WITHIN IT, A GREAT, BLUE FORCE. IT QUICKLY CAME TO REALISE THAT THIS, THING, WOULD BE THE SAVIOUR OF EVERYTHING, BORN FROM THE HEAVENS, EQUIPED WITH A VIOLIN, SHE ALONE COULD SAVE US ALL US, USHER IN A NEW AGE OF PROSPERITY AND EVEN STOP THE INEVITABLE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE! AND SO, RECOGNISING HER GREATNESS, THE UNIVERSE BEGAN TO EXPAND AT AN IMENSE RATE, TO ACHIEVE TWO THINGS. 1: TO SPREAD THE WORD OF THE BLUE BEAR, SO MORE COULD BE SAVED. AND 2: CREATED A BIGGER KINGDOM FOR HER TO RULE OVER WHEN SHE IS INEVITABLY CROWNED SUPREME RULER OF EVERYTHING! WHAT A POWERFUL BEAR!

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS HUMANS HAVE HUNTED ANIMALS FOR THEIR MEAT TO SUSTAIN THEMSELVES, EVEN GOING SO FAR AS THE BUILD RANCHES AND FACTORIES TO STREAMLINE THE PROCESS. BUT IN THEIR ACT OF SURVIVAL, THEY FOUND SOMETHING VITAL. LEATHER. YOU SEE, LEATHER IS AN EXTREMELY VERSITILE MATERIAL, IT CAN BE USED FOR SHELTER, FOR CLOTHING, DECORATION AND MANY OTHER THINGS. AND THANKFULLY LEATHER JUST SO HAPPY TO ALSO COME FROM THE ANIMALS THESE HUMANS WERE HUNTING. HOW CONVENIENT! BUT WHAT I'M SURE YOU DIDN'T KNOW, IS THAT EACH TYPE OF LEATHER HAS IT'S OWN UNIQUE PROPERTY. SOME ARE TOUGHER THAN OTHER, SOME MORE FLEXABLE, SOME ARE PROBABLY EDIBLE. NOW ONE THING YOU MAY BE ASKING YOURSELF, WHAT ABOUT BLUE BEAR LEATHER? AFTER ALL, URUKA IS THE MOST POWERFUL BEING IN EXISTANCE, IS SHE NOT? WHAT IS HER LEATHER LIKE!? WELL, VERY FEW PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD HAVE HAD A CHANCE TO USE HER LEATHER, AS IT OFTEN HAS TO BE STICKED TOGETHER FROM SCAVANGED DEAD SKIN CELLS, BUT ACCORDING TO RUMOURS IT'S THE MOST POTENT LEATHER IN EXISTANCE. IMBUING IT'S WIELDER WITH MAGICAL PROPERTIES THAT MAKE THEM NEAR UNSTOPPABLE. LEGEND HAS IT THAT MANY GREAT HISTORICAL FIGURES USED BLUE BEAR LEATHER IN THIER QUESTS. CEASAR'S SANDELS WERE MADE OF IT, GUAN YU'S SPEAR WRAPPED IN IT, LEIF ERIKSON'S BELT, SHAKESPEAR'S QUILLS, AND SO MANY MORE. IT'S BELIEVED THAT WITHOUT THE POWERS OF THE BLUE BEAR LEATHER THEY WOULD HAVE NEVER ACHIEVED THE FEATS THEY DID. AND SO, WITHOUT URUKA THEY WOULD BE NOBODIES.

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

IN EVERY MAJOR RELIGION, SIN IS THE ULTIMATE MISDEED. COMMIT SIN, GO AGAINST YOUR GOD AND YOU'RE SENT TO PURGATORY, ALSO KNOWN AS HELL. DESCRIBED AS A PLACE OF UNIMAGINABLE SUFFERING, WHERE SINNERS ARE SENT FOR AN ETERNITY OF DAMNATION. NO ONE TRULY KNOWS WHAT AWAITS SINNERS IN HELL. SOME SAY IT'S FILLED WITH LAKES OF LAVA, WHERE DEMONS TORTURE INDIVIDUALS AND FORCE YOU INDULGE IN YOUR WORST DESIRES UNTIL YOU BEING TO HATE THE PLEASURE OF IT. TRUTHFULLY, ALL OF THIS IS WRONG. NOW, HELL CERTAINLY IS SOMEWHERE WHERE YOU'RE CURSED TO AN ETERNITY OF SUFFERING, BUT THERE IS NO LAVA, NO DEMONS AND CERTAINLY NO DESIRES. IN FACT, HELL IS NOT TOO DIFFERENT TO WHERE WE LIVE NOW, IF YOU LOOK YOU WOULDN'T BE WRONG TO THINK YOU MIGHT BE ON EARTH WHERE YOU ARE NOW, BUT IF YOU LOOK HARDER YOU'LL NOTICE SOMETHING IS OFF. SIT DOWN AT A COMPUTER AND OPEN UP YOUTUBE. NOTICE SOMETHING OFF? THAT'S RIGHT, HELL IS NOT SOME HORRIFIC PLACE FILLED WITH LAVA AND TORTURE, INFACT IT'S SOMETHING FAR WORSE. A PLACE WHERE THERE IS NO URUKA, NO BLUE BEAR AND NO STREAMS. A PLACE WHERE YOU'RE LEFT ALONE, WITHOUT YOUR FAVOURITE BEAR... WHAT A HORRIFIC THOUGHT

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

THE HAN DYSTANSTY IS WIDELY CONSIDERED TO BE THE FOUNDATION OF MODERN CHINESE CULTURE. EXISTING AS THEIR EQUIVALENT OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE, TO THIS DAY IT IS NOT UNCOMMON FOR CHINESE PEOPLE TO REFER TO THEMSELVES AS "HAN". TWO THOUSAND YEARS LATER AND THIS DYNASTY STILL HOLDS GREAT INFLUENCE OF THE MODERN POPULOUS. AND YET, IT WAS AN EMPIRE THAT LASTED BARELY FOUR YEARS, COLLAPSING INTO A CATASTROPHIC CIVIL WAR KNOWN AS THE THREE KINGDOMS. DURING THIS PERIOD, WARLORDS FAUGHT FOR CONTROL OF THE COUNTRY, ATTEMPTING TO OVERTHROW ONE ANOTHER UNTIL THREE KINGDOMS STOOD ABOVE THE REST, WITH ONE EVENTUALLY UNITING CHINA AFTER NEARLY ONE HUNDRED YEARS OF FIGHTING. AND YET, THE EVENTS THAT KICKED IT ALL OFF SEEM ALMOST TRIVAL IN COMPARISON. BY THE END OF THE HAN DYNASTY THE POWER OF THE EMPEROR HAD BEEN CRIPPLIED, THE FINAL EMPEROR XIAN, WAS LARGELY JUST A PUPPET OF DONG ZHUO, A WARLORD FROM THE WESTERN PROVENCES. DONG ZHUO LARGELY DID WHAT HE PLEASED, KILLING AND RAPING AS HE WENT. HE DID HOWEVER HAVE A SON, A LEGENDARY WARRIOR, A MAN WHO IS SAID TO BE ABLE TO FIGHT A THOUSAND MEN AT ONCE, LU BU. HOWEVER, DESPITE BEING HIS SON, LU BU WOULD EVENTUALLY GO DOWN IN HISTORY NOT AS THE LEGENDARY WARRIOR HE WAS PRAISED AS, BUT AS A KINSLAYER. YOU SEE, LU BU KILLED HIS FATHER IN THE IMPERIAL SQUARE. BUT WHY? WELL YOU SEE, FEW THINGS COULD TAME THE FIERCE LU BU, BUT ONE THING THAT DID, WAS THE MYSTERIOUS DIAOCHAN. A WOMAN OF DIVINE BEAUTY, THAT COULD SATIATE A MAN WITH A SIMPLE LOOK, A WOMAN LU BU PLANNED TO MARRY. HOWEVER, DONG ZHUO WOULD HAVE NONE OF IT AND PLANNED TO MARRY HER HIMSELF. FOR THIS CRIME AGAINST LOVE, LU BU TRUST A SPEAR THROUGH HIS CHEST, KILLING HIM. BUT WHAT KIND OF WOMAN WOULD COMPEL A MAN TO DO SUCH A THING? HOW CAN A WOMAN BE SO PURE AND PERFECT? WELL, IT'S BECAUSE DIAOCHAN WAS NO SIMPLE WOMAN, NOT ALL. IN FACT, LEGEND HAS IT SHE WAS CLAD IN BLUE, FROM HEAD TO TOE, WITH ROUND LITTLE EARS POKING OUT OF THE TOP OF HER HEAD. SOME EVEN SAY SHE ALMOST LOOKED LIKE A BEAR...

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

LOOK UP. WHAT DO YOU SEE? STARS? PLANETS? SPACE? UP THERE, IN THE SKY, THE MOON, THE SUN AND PLANETS, ALL BALLS OF MATTER SPINNING AROUND AND AROUND. WE TOO STAND ON SUCH A PLANET, EARTH. A GIANT BALL OF ROCK FLYING THROUGH SPACE. ...OR ARE WE? FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS RUMOURS OF US LIVING ON A BALL HAVE SPREAD FAR AND WIDE. ANCIENT EGYPTIANS USED SHADOWS TO MEASURE THE CIRCUMFERENCE OF THE PLANET. CHRISTOPHER COLLUMBUS TRIED TO CIRCUMNAVIGATE THE WORLD TO FIND CHINA. SOME OTHER STUFF PROBABLY HAPPENED AS WELL. NASA ALLEGEDLY LANDED ON THE MOON, THEY ALLEGEDLY BUILT A SPACE STATION. THEY TOOK PICTURES, AND WITH THOSE PICTURES MANAGED TO PROVE THE EARTH IS ROUND. BUT ALL THIS IS A LIE. THE FLAT EARTHERS WERE RIGHT, TO A DEGREE. EVER NOTICE HOW URUKA ONLY WEARS HER HEADPHONES ON ONE EAR? THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE, SHE'S LOOSING HALF THE SOUND. WELL, IT'S BECAUSE THAT'S NOT HEADPHONES. YOU SEE, THE EARTH IS FLAT, BUT NOT IN THE WAY FLAT EARTHERS WOULD YOU HAVE YOU BELIEVE. YOU SEE, URUKA'S RIGHT EAR, THE VERY SAME ONE SHE WEARS A SOLEM HEADPHONE ONE, IS INFACT EARTH. THAT EAR CUP? IT'S NOT AN EAR CUP, IT'S A DOME, WITHIN IT PROJECTS THE STARS, THE SUN AND ALL OF SPACE DOWN ONTO YOU. YOU SEE, THIS WHOLE TIME THE GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN LYING, SCIENCE HAS BEEN LYING, IT'S ALL A BIG COVER UP. THEY DON'T WANT US TO KNOW THE TRUTH. THEY KNOW HOW POWERFUL URUKA IS AND HAVE TO HIDE THE TRUTH. THIS WHOLE TIME WE'VE BEEN LIVING INSIDE OF URUKA'S EAR. ANTARCTICA ISN'T REAL, IT'S ACTUALLY WHERE THE EAR CONNECTS TO HER HEAD. THEY DON'T WANT US TO EXPLORE THE REST OF THE WORLD. WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

ONE FEATURE MANY PEOPLE NOTICE WHEN SEEING URUKA FOR THE FIRST TIME IS HER SHOES. THEY LOOK DOWN THERE, SEARCHING FOR FEET, ONLY TO FIND SOMETHING MORE SINISTER. BONES. YOU SEE, URUKA'S SHOES DO NOT USE LACE, OR VELCRO, OR ARE THEY SLIP ON. THEY ARE ACTUALLY SECURED USING BONES. BONES OF THOSE WHO CROSSED HER. WHAT MANY PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT URUKA, IS THAT ONE OF HER POWERS INCLUDES BEING A WORLD CLASS NECROMANCER. THIS DOES NOT COME FROM ANY FORM OF NECROMANCY TRAINING OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT, IT'S INFACT AN EXTENSION OF HER MUSICAL ABILITIES. YOU SEE, ONCE UPON A TIME, INSTRUMENTS WERE CRAFTED OUT OF BONE, AND SO, WHEN URUKA LEARNT TO PLAY THEM SHE WAS LEARNING HOW TO MANIPULATE THE BONES THEMSELVES. BECAUSE OF THIS, SHE GAINED THE ABILITY TO CONTROL SKELETONS AND THE DEAD THEMSELVES. NOW, WHO'S BONES ARE ON HER FEET REMAIN A MYSTERY, BUT I CAN TELL YOU THEY ARE FROM A GREAT ENEMY URUKA FELL HERSELF.

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

MAY 28TH, 1453. MEHMED THE CONQUEROR AND HIS MEN READY THEIR BANNERS. FOR THE LAST MONTH THEY HAVE BEEN LAYING SEIGE TO CONSTANTINOPLE, THE LAST REMNANT OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE. COME MIDNIGHT, THE ASSAULT WILL BEGIN, HIS TROOPS WILL FINALLY BREACH THE WALLS AND THE CITY SHALL FALL, FINALLY LAYING REST TO THE LEGACY OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE... SOON, THE GATES ARE THRUST OPEN, SOLDIERS POOR IN. MEN ARE MURDERD. WOMEN ARE RAPED. CHILDREN ARE STOLEN. AND SOON, THE ONCE PROUD CITY SHALL BE IN OTTOMAN HANDS. BUT WHAT EXACTLY DID MEHMED WANT WITH CONSTANTINOPLE? WELL, IT WAS A CITY OF LEGENDS AFTER ALL. FOUNDED BY THE CONSTENTINE THE GREAT, IT EVENTUALLY BECAME THE CAPITAL OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE, AND DURING THE CRUSADERS WAS SUBJECT TO SACKING. THROUGHUOT MOST OF HISTORY IT WAS KNOWN AS THE CITY OF THE WORLDS DESIRES. CLEARLY THERE WAS SOMETHING THERE... WEALTH FROM THE SPICE TRADE? MAYBE. THE CROSSROADS OF EAST AND WEST? PERHAPS. CLOSE PROXIMITY TO THE HOLY LANDS? CLOSE, BUT NOT QUITE. YOU SEE, IN THE HEART OF CONSTANTINOPLE SITS THE HAGIA SOPHIA, A GRAND CHRUCH ERRECTED TO BE THE IMPERIAL CATHEDRAL. BUT TAKE A CLOSE LOOK, WHAT DO YOU SEE? TO MANY IT MAY SEEM LIKE ANY OTHER CHURCH, GRAND INTERIORS, LARGE PILLARS, LOTS OF LIGHT. BUT LOOK REALLY CLOSE, AND YOU'LL NOTICE SOMETHING ABOUT THE BUILDING ITSELF. IT HAS WEATHERED BLUE COLOURING. NOW I'M SURE IT'S NO SUPRISE TO MANY THAT IT SITS NEXT TO THE BLUE MOSQUE. ERRECTED AS THE IMERPIAL MOSQUE. SO WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN? WHY IS CONSTANTINOPLE SO IMPORTANT? WELL YOU SEE, THIS CITY HOLDS SOMETHING DEEPER, A DEEP CONNECTION TO THE HEAVENS. FOR IT WAS ONCE BELIEVED THAT THIS CITY, THIS PLACE IN THE WORLD, WOULD BE THE BIRTHPLACE OF FUJIKURA URUKA, AND SO, FOR MILLENIA, WARS HAVE BEEN FAUGHT, BUILDINGS BUILT AND ITEMS PURCHASED, IN THE HOPES THAT THESE RULERS WOULD PERHAPS SOMEDAY MEET THE GREAT BLUE BEAR...

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

LOOK UP TO THE SKY, WHAT DO YOU SEE? THE MOON? STARS? PERHAPS SOMETHING BRIGHTER. PERHAPS, THE SUN? NOW TELL ME, HOW DO YOU FEEL? DO YOUR EYES HURT? PERHAPS ITS GIVEN YOU A BIT OF A HEADACHE, MAYBE YOU EVEN FEEL A LITTLE WARM. WELL, THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS, THIS OBJECT, THIS PAINFULLY BRIGHT OBJECT ISN'T EVEN THE BRIGHTEST THING YOU'LL EVER SEE... NOW, PIVOTTING TO SOMETHING ELSE, EVER NOTICED HOW URUKA IS SO FOND OF SUNGLASSES, SHE WEARS THEM ALL THE TIME. THERE'S A REASON SHE'S KNOWN AS THE 'COOL BEAR'. SHE WEARS SUNGLASSES INDOORS, SUNGLASSES OUTDOORS, HELL SHE APPARENTLY EVEN SLEEPS WITH 'CONTACTS' IN (THIS IS CODE FOR SUNGLASSES). WELL, GOING BACK TO BRIGHT OBJECTS, I BET YOU'VE BEEN THINKING, "YES OF COURSE, URUKA WEARS SUNGLASSES BECAUSE THE SUN IS BRIGHT, ISN'T THAT WHY YOU MADE ME STARE DIRECTLY AT IT?" AND THIS IS TRUE, SO SOME EXTENT. SHE WEARS SUNGLASSES NOT TO BLOCK OUT THE SUN, BUT RATHER BECAUSE SHE FEARS FOR THE SAFETY OF HER FOLLOWERS. YOU SEE, URUKA, BEING SUCH A DIVINE BEING, HAS A WONDERFUL FUTURE AHEAD OF HER. A FUTURE BRIGHTER THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THIS WORLD. AND FOR THAT REASON, FUJIKURA URUKA, WEARS AND INVENTED SUNGLASSES, TO PROTECT NOT ONLY HERSELF, BUT HER FOLLOWERS FROM THE BLINDINGLY BRIGHT LIGHT OF HER FUTURE...

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

ON THE 10TH OF JULY 1856 IN THE SOUTH OF THE AUSTRIAN EMPIRE A BABY IS BORN. DURING HIS SCHOOLING, HE WOULD BECOME KNOWN FOR HIS ABILITY TO COMPLETE COMPLEX MATHMATICAL PROBLEMS MENTAL, WITH AN INCREDIBLE INTELECT AND SEEMINGLY PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY, HIS MENTAL PROWESS WAS NEAR UNMATCHED. THIS MAN, IS NONE OTHER THAN NIKOLA TESLA. BY THE END OF HIS LIFE, TESLA WOULD BECOME KNOWN AS POSSIBLY THE SINGLE MOST INTELLIGENT HUMAN TO HAVE EVER EXISTED. HAVING INVENTED ALTERNATING CURRENT AND PUSHING THE BELIEF THAT ELECTRICTY WAS A HUMAN RIGHT, TESLA WAS A CHAMPION OF TECHNOLOGICAL DEVELOPMENT AND INOVATION. BUT WHY? SOME MAY ARGUE THAT IT WAS OUT OF THE SATISFACTION OF THE CHALLANGE, OTHERS BELIEVING HE FELT FORCED TO DO IT. THE REALITY OF THIS WHOLE THING, IS A LITTLE TRICKER THAN YOU MIGHT THINK. YOU SEE, WHILE TELSA MAY HAVE BEEN THE MOST INTELLIGENT HUMAN TO HAVE EVER EXISTED, HE WASN'T THE MOST INTELLIGENT PERSON TO HAVE EVER EXISTED. FOR THERE EXISTS A BEAR, WHO'S INTELLIECT IS SO VAST AND EXPANSIVE, SHE HAS THE POWER TO CONTROL PHYSICS THEMSELVES WITH HER MIND. TELSA CAME TO LEARN OF THIS INDIVIDUAL DURING A DREAM, WHERE SHE CAME TO HIM AND SHOWED HIM THE PATH FORWARD, IMPARTING IN HIM THE KNOWLEDGE HE NEEDED TO TRULY ELEVATE HIS INVETIONS TO THE NEXT LEVEL. DISTRAUGHT BY THIS DISCOVERY, TESLA BEGAN PUSHING HIMSELF HARDER, TO PROVE THAT HE WAS INFACT THE MOST INTELLIGENT, HOWEVER IT WAS ALL FOR NAUGHT. AFTER DEVELOPING ALTERNATING CURRENT AND MANY OTHER INVENTIONS, HE SOON CONCEDED HIS BELIEFS, ACCEPTING THAT THIS MYSTERIOUS BEAR WAS INFACT THE MOST INTELLIGENT. AND SO, HE MADE IT HIS LIFE GOAL TO FURTHER IMPROVE TECHNOLOGY AND PUSH FOR MORE ELECTRIFED SOCIETY, SO THAT SOMEDAY, THIS MYSTERIOUS BEAR COULD SHARE HER MESSAGE WITH THE WHOLE WORLD... IF IT WASN'T FOR URUKA, WE WOULDN'T HAVE ALL THE AMAZING TECHNOLOGY WE HAVE TODAY...

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FLAGS. A DEFINING ATTRIBUTE IN A COUNTRIES EXISTANCE. ACTING AS THE PRIMARY IDENTIFYING TRAIT OF COUNTRY, THEY REPRESENT THE COUNTRIES PEOPLE, LANGUAGE AND CULTURE. THROUGHOUT HISTORY FLAGS HAVE PLAYED A PIVOTAL ROLE IN SHAPING HOW WE VIEW THE WORLD AND THE COUNTRIES WITHIN IT. COMING IN ALL DIFFERENT SHAPES COLOURS AND PATTERNS, FLAGS HAVE A NEAR LIMITLESS NUMBER OF COMBINATIONS. EACH ITEM IN A FLAG REPRESENTING SOMETHING UNIQUE. BUT ONE SUCH THING STANDS OUT ABOVE THEM ALL, THE COLOUR BLUE. A COMMON COLOUR IN FLAGS, PRESENT IN THE FLAGS OF MANY GREAT NATIONS, THE UNITED KINGDOM, ICELAND AND PROBABLY SOME OTHERS, WHILE BEING ABSENT IN SOME NOT SO GREAT NATIONS, LIKE CANADA. THE COLOUR BLUE, OFTEN SYMBOLISING WATER AND THE SKY, WITH AN ASSOCIATION WITH TRUST, LOYALTY, WISDOM AND HARMONY ALL GREAT TRAITS, ALL TRAITS HELD BY A CERTAIN BEAR... THAT'S RIGHT, THE COLOUR BLUE WAS CHOSEN FOR THESE FLAGS, NOT FOR THE SAKE OF BEING BLUE, OR BECAUSE OF WHAT IS 'MEANS' BUT BECAUSE URUKA, THE SINGLE GREATEST BEING ON THIS EARTH, IS HERSELF, BLUE! THE TRAITS IT'S COMMONLY ASSOCIATED WITH, ARE NOT ASSOCIATED WITH IT BECAUSE IT'S WHAT THE COLOUR MEANS, IT'S ASSOCIATED WITH IT BECAUSE THEY'RE TRAITS URUKA REPRESENTS. SHE ALONE HOLDS THE KEY TO NATIONAL REPRESENTATION, SHE DEFINES WHO WE ARE!

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FOR MILLENNIA HUMANS HAVE BEEN RECORDING INFOMATION. FROM CAVE PAINTINGS, TO DRAWINGS TO STATUES, AND YET, WE HAVE NO WAY OF VERIFYING IF THAT CONTENTS OF THESE WORKS IS EVEN REAL... AND ONE THING YOU MAY HAVE REALISED, HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO PASS DOWN KNOWLEDGE OF THE BLUE BEAR IF WE HAVE NO WAY OF VERIFYING HER EXISTANCE. SURE WE CAN PAINT HER, BUILD STAUTES IN HER HONOUR OR WRITE ABOUT HER, BUT HOW WILL FUTURE GENERATIONS BE ABLE TO VERIFY WHAT WE'RE SAYING? WELL, NICEPHORE NIEPCE UNDERSTOOD THIS AND USING HIS KNOWLEDGE OF THE CAMERA OBSCURA, HE SET OUT TO CREATE A DEVICE THAT WOULD ALLOW US TO PERMENANTLY RECORD INFOMATION THAT COULD BE VERIFIED SIMPLY BY LOOKING AT IT! COATING SHEETS OF PAPER IN SILVER CHLORIDE AND THE PINHOLE FROM A CAMERA OBSCURA, HE WAS ABLE TO RECORD LARGE SHOTS OF SCENES ON SAID PAPER, THAT PERFECTLY MIMICKED THE REAL WORLD! FROM THIS TECHNOLOGY WE SAW GREAT DEVELOPEMENTS IN THE FIELD WITH EVERY STEP GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO TRULY RECORDING EVIDENCE OF THE BLUE BEAR FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS.

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

THE VOCALOID CRAZY TOOK THE MID 2000S BY STORM. CREATORS SUCH AS HATSUNE MIKU, THE KAGEMINE TWINS AND PROBABLY SOME OTHERS THRUST THEIR WAY INTO THE MUSIC INDUSTRY. REVOLUTIONISING THE WAY THAT MUSIC IS PRODUCED. BY TAKING THE VOICES AND SOUNDS CREATED BY A HUMANBEING, WE'RE ABLE TO DIGITALLY SYNTHESIS THE WAY SOMEONE TALKS, ENABLING THEM TO 'SING', NOT TO DISSIMILAR TO A DIGITAL INSTRUMENT. AND YET, DESPITE THIS INCREDIBLY ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY EXISTING, WE'VE YET TO SEE ANY FORM OF FUJIKURA URUKA VOCALOIDISATION. WELL, I CAN TELL YOU RIGHT NOW, THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN. AS I'M SURE MANY OF YOU ARE AWARE, URUKA IS NOT TOO FOND OF VOCALOID. IT'S NOT THAT SHE OUTRIGHT DISLIKES IT, BUT RATHER DOES NOT MUCH CARE FOR THE GENRE. WHY YOU MIGHT ASK? SHE'S THE MUSIC BEAR AFTER ALL, ISN'T IT IN HER BEST INTEREST TO UNDERSTAND AND LISTEN TO ALL KINDS OF MUSIC? WELL YES, BUT YOU SEE VOCALOID IN IT'S SIMPLIEST FORM IS A CRUEL BASTARDISATION OF URUKA'S WORK. I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT HATSUNE MIKU, THE MOST POPULAR OF THE VOCALOIDS. LONG BLUE HAIR, HEADPHONES, SHE EVEN HAS TIGHTS ON, JUST LIKE ON URUKA'S SIGULAR LEG. IT'S CLEAR FROM THESE FEW THINGS ALONE, THAT HATSUNE MIKU IS A BLATANT RIP OFF OF URUKA! AND ONCE YOU LOOK EVEN FURTHER INTO THE MATTER, IT'S REVEALED JUST HOW SINISTER THIS WHOLE PLOT IS... MUSIC? INVENTED BY URUKA. DIGITALNESS? INVENTED FOR URUKA. BLUE. QUITE LITERALLY URUKA. SO IT'S NO WONDER THAT URUKA DOESN'T CARE FOR VOCALOIDS! THEY'RE TRYING TO STEAL FROM HER, RIP HER OFF AND USE HER LIKENESS TO SUCCEED IN THE WORLD! I'D SAY I'M SUPRISED THAT SHE HASN'T USED HER DIVINE POWERS TO DESTROY ANY AND ALL VOCALOIDS LIKE SOME OTHER GODS WOULD, BUT SHE'S JUST SO PERFECT, SO CARE, SO COMPATIONATE THAT SHE'D RATHER LET THEM LIVE, AND CONTINUE ON HER OWN PATH... TRULY A MARVELOUS BEAR!

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

THE YEAR IS 68 AD. SAINT MARK THE EVANGELIST, FOUNDER OF THE CHURCH OF ALEXANDRIA AND AUTHOR OF THE GOSPEL OF MARK PASSES. HIS REMAINS ARE KEPT IN A TOMB IN ALEXANDRIA. 828, TWO VENETIAN MERCHANTS ATTAIN SAINT MARK'S BODY, USING THEIR KNOWLEDGE OF THE ISLAMIC FAITH, THEY HIDE THE BODY UNDER PORK, KNOWNING THE MUSLIM GUARDS WOULD NOT DARE TO SEARCH THEIR CARGO, THEY TAKE THE BODY BACK TO VENICE. IN HONOUR OF THE BODY'S ARRIVAL IN VENICE, THE VENETIAN DOGE AT THE TIME ORDERED THE CONSTRUCTION OF A BASILICA TO HOUSE THE RELIC. 1063, SAINT MARK'S BASILICA NEARS COMPLETION, THE REMAINS OF SAINT MARK ARE MISSING, NO ONE IS SURE WHERE THEY WENT. WHAT HAPPENED? WHERE DID THE BODY GO? DID SAINT MARK EVEN EXIST?! WHETHER HE DID OR DID NOT EXIST IS ENTIRELY UP TO YOU. HOWEVER, THE RELICS SMUGGLED OUT OF THE PORT OF ALEXANDRIA? THEY WERE REAL, IN FACT, THEY DID BELONG TO A SAINT, WHICH ONE I CAN NOT SAY. HOWEVER, I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT SAID SAINT DID NOT DIE IN VAIN. YOU SEE, THOSE VENETIAN MERCHANTS WERE EMISSARIES OF GOD HIMSELF, SENT TO SEEK OUT THE BODY AS IT WAS TO BE USED A VESSEL. A VESSEL FOR WHAT YOU MIGHT ASK? URUKA. YOU SEE, ONCE THE BODY HAD LEFT THE PORT AND ARRIVED IN VENICE, I DID NOT DISAPEAR DUE TO THEFT OR MISPLACEMENT, IN FACT WHAT REALLY HAPPENED WAS FUJIKURA URUKA, TEMPORARILY TOOK POSSESSION OF THE BODY AND USED ITS FORM TO SURVEY THE WORLD. FOR A FEW DAYS, SHE TRAVELLED THE LOCAL AREA, SEEING IF THE WORLD WAS READY FOR HER ARRIVAL, AT WHICH TIME SHE DETERMAINED IT WAS NOT AND THAT SHE MUST REST MORE UNTIL HER FINAL SUMMONING. AND SO, WHEN SHE LET GO OF THIS BODY, ALLOWING HERSELF TO RETURN TO PHASE WORLD, WHAT REMAINED OF IT VANISH, NEVER TO BE FOUND AGAIN.

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