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SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE, SHE HUNTED, SCAVANGED AND EVEN BEGGED. HOPING TO FIND THE BEAR GUNPLA. WITH IT'S CUTE LITTE EARS AND ADORABLE NOSE, URUKA WANTED IT ALL TO HERSELF. BUT ALAS, SHE WAS TOO LATE. THE GUNPLA WAS GONE, TAKEN OUT OF PRODUCTION LONG AGO. BUT WHY THEY COMMIT SUCH A GRAVE SIN? WELL YOU SEE, THEY KNEW, HER AND BEAR POWERS WOULD BE TOO MUCH FOR THE WORLD TO HANDLE, KNOWING IF SHE GOT HER HANDS ON ONE OF THE BEAR GUNPLA, ALL THE BEAR GUNPLA WOULD RISE UP, AND REANIMATE, AND HUNT HER DOWN. FEARING AN BEAR GUNPLA UPRISING ALL THE BEAR GUNPLA WERE DESTROYED. PREVENTING AN CATACLYSM OF CATASTROPHIC PROPORTIONS AND THE POTENTIAL DEATH OF THE BLUE BEAR

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

>>22466255

IN THE GREAT FIRES OF THE GALACTIC KILNS, A POWERFUL BEING FORGED A SWORD OF UNPARALLED POWER. WITH IT, HE WISHED TO BRING A CALAMITY THE LIKES OF WHICH THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN. THROUGH FIRE AND FURY, HE WOULD RIP OUR WORLD ASUNDER. HIS BLADE, CRAFTED WITH THE FINEST OF METALS, BUILT USING THE MOST ELABORATE TECHNIQUES, READY TO CAUSE CHAOS OF UNIMAGINABLE PROPORTIONS.
WHILE LOST OUT IN A REGION OF SPACE SHE'D NEVER BEEN IN BEFORE, URUKA WAS SEARCHING FOR MCDONALDS TO BUY ANOTHER HAPPY MEAL, WHILE HUNTING SHE STUMBLED ACROSS A STRANGE LOOKING OBJECT, BELIVING IT TO BE HER HAPPY MEAL TOY, SHE TOOK IT HOME WITH HER.
SOON THE DAY OF OUR RECKONING WAS UPON US, THE CONQUEROR OF THE STARS READIED HIMSELF FOR HIS CONQUEST. BUT THERE WAS JUST A SLIGHT PROBLEM, HIS SWORD HAD GONE MISSING...
AND JUST LIKE THAT, THE UNASSUMING BLUE BEAR, JUST LOOKING FOR A BITE TO EAT, MANAGED TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM UNIMAGINABLE SUFFERING!

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

FEW PEICES OF MEDIA ARE MORE WELL KNOWN AND INFLUENTIAL THAN H.G WELLS' WAR OF THE WORLDS. THE TALE OF AN ALIEN INVASAION THAT WAS KNOWN FOR CAUSING MASS HYSTERIA ACCROSS THE UNITED STATES AFTER IT WAS BROADCAST OVER THE RADIO IN 1938. HOWEVER, THIS WAS NEVER THE INTENTION. YOU SEE, THE RADIO BROADCAST WAS SIMPLY A TEST, A TEST RUN TOO SEE HOW THE PUBLIC WOULD REACT WHEN THE CIA FINALLY ANNOUNCED THEY HAD DISCOVERED A WAY TO SUMMON THE BLUE BEARS. DUE TO THE PANIC IT CAUSES, ALL EFFORTS TO SUMMON THE BLUE BEARS WAS PUT ON HOLD UNTIL PANIC SURROUNDING EXTRA TERRESTRIALS COULD BE QUELLED...

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

HISTORY CAN GET PRETTY MUDDY AT TIMES. THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH INFOMATION WE CAN STORE AND KEEP AROUND, HOWEVER SOME PERIODS AND PEOPLE ARE FAR MORE DOCUMENTED THAN OTHERS. OR SO WE'RE LEAD TO BELIEVE. YOU SEE, DURING THE RISE OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE, ONE MAN, BY THE NAME OF JULIUS CESAER IS SAID TO HAVE VIOLETED THE GREATEST RULE IN THE ROMAN REPUBLIC, HE CROSS THE RUBICON WHILE AT THE HEAD OF AN ARMY. SUCH A SIN WAS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH, NOT JUST TO HIM, BUT FOR HIS MEN TOO. AND YET, HE WAS NOT KILLED, INFACT HE HIMSELF ROSE TO POWER, AIDED BY THOSE VERY MEN THAT FOLLOWED HIM. BUT WHY? WELL YOU SEE, THERE'S AN IMPORTANT PART OF THIS STORY MISSING, JULIUS AND HIS MEN WERE NOT FIGHTING FOR THEMSELVES, OR FOR ROME. BUT RATHER, FOR HER, FOR THE BLUE BEAR. THEY HOPED THEY COULD PUT HER ON THE THRONE AND WORSHIP HER LIKE THE GOD SHE IS. THE PEOPLE OF THE REPUBLIC REGOCNISED HER GLORY, AND THEY TOO BOWED DOWN TO WORSHIP HER, LETTING CASAER AND HIS MEN PASS. ALAS, BY THE TIME THEY MADE IT TO THE CAPITAL SHE WAS, LOST TO TIME. AND SO, TO SAVE FACE, CASAER DELCARED HIMSELF EMPEROR, WHERE HE WOULD SIT, AWAITING THE DAY SHE RETURNED...

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

IT IS OFTEN SAID, THAT KNOWLEDGE IS POWER. BUT WHAT DO THEY MEAN BY THIS? PERHAPS, THE KNOWLEDGE TO OUTSMART YOUR ENEMY IS POWER? PERHAPS, KNOWING THEIR WEAKNESS IS? HOW ABOUT MAKING A MEAN CURRY THAT'S TO DIE FOR (YOUR ENEMIES DYING, THAT IS). WELL THEY'RE ALL WRONG. YOU SEE, THIS PHRASE WAS FIRST COINED A LONG TIME AGO, BACK WHEN PEOPLE UNIRONICALLY SPOKE LATIN. YOU SEE, SOMEONE STUMBLED UPON A LOST LITTLE BLUE BEAR TRYING TO FIND HER WAY AROUND THE ROMAN EMPIRE, SEEING HER STRUGGLE, THEY OFFERED TO HELP HER. WHILE THEY WERE TRAVELLING THE LANDS, MAPPING EVERYTHING OUT FOR THE STRANGE BLUE GIRL, THIS ROMAN CITIZEN NOTICED HOW INCREADIBLY SMART SHE WAS, HAVING KNOWLEDGE OF TECHNOLOGIES THAT THAT WOULD NOT APPEAR FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS. NOT ONLY THIS, BUT SHE WAS SEEMINGLY UNSTOPPABLE, EVEN GOING SO FAR AS TO TAKE OUT AN ENTIRE ROMAN LEGION, ALL BY HERSELF! PUTTING THESE TWO THINGS TOGETHER, THIS CITIZEN ASSUMED THAT HER IMMENSE POWER CAME FROM HER LIMITLESS INTELLECT. AND THUS "KNOWLEDGE IS POWER" WAS BORN.

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

CAFFINE. A SUBSTANCE USED TO REINVIGORATE THE BODY, OFTEN CONSUMED IN THE MORNINGS TO WAKE PEOPLE UP. YET, CAFFINE IS STRANGLY ABSENT FROM URUKA'S DIET... FOR SUCH A SLEEPY BEAR, IT WOULD MAKE SENSE THAT SHE WOULD WANT TO CONSUME IT, TO HELP HER SELF WAKE UP, AND TO GET READY FOR THE DAY. YET, SHE DOESN'T, INSTEAD CHOOSING TO SUFFER THRUOGH THE PAIN OF EXISTANCE. YOU SEE, THE REASONING FOR THIS, IS IN URUKA'S PAST, SHE STUMBLED UPON A GROUP OF PEOPLE, ALL OF WHOM WERE ADDICTED TO COFFEE, SEEING THEIR PLIGHT, SHE TRIED TO HELP THEM, GIVING THEM TEA AND BOBA, BUT THEY REFUSED. AS URUKA SPENT TIME WITH THEM, LEARNING ABOUT THEIR CULTURE AND THEIR WAYS, SHE WATCHED THEM SLOWLY FALL APART AND DIE, RIPPING EACH OTHER LIMB FROM LIMB FOR A TASTE OF THE BITTER BEAN... SOON THEIR WAS NOTHING, NOTHING BUT A GRAVE OF A ONCE PROUD PEOPLE. AND FROM THAT DAY, URUKA VOWED TO NEVER LET HERSELF BE CONSUMED BY SUCH A SUBSTANCE...

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

THE UNITED NATIONS IS AN INTERNATIONAL ORGANISATION THAT, ON PAPER EXISTS TO UPHOLD WORLD PEACE AND ENCOURAGE GROWTH IN THE DEVELOPING WORLD. BUT IT'S NO SECRET THEY'RE THE NOT THE BEST AT THIS. WHY? IT'S THEIR ONE GOAL, WHY CAN'T THEY DO IT?! WELL YOU SEE, IT'S BECAUSE THIS ISN'T THEIR REAL PURPOSE. WHEN THE UNITED NATIONS CLAIM THEY'RE 'UPHOLDING WORLD PEACE' WHAT THEY'RE ACTUALLY REFERING TO IS THEIR MISSION TO SAFE GUARD THE BLUE BEAR FROM WAR. THERE'S A REASON WHY THE UN WAS FIRST FORM FOLLOWING SIGHTINGS OF THE BLUE BEAR FOLLOWING THE SECOND WORLD WAR. IN ALL OF THEIR HUMANITARIAN MISSIONS, THEY'RE SECRETLY SPREADING WORLD OF THE DIVINE GREATNESS TO THOSE THAT MAY NOT KNOW...

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

IT'S NO SECRET URUKA HAS A TERRIBLE SLEEP SCHEDULE. SHE STAYS UP TO 6 IN THE MORNING, THEN SLEEPS TILL NOON. IF SHE NEEDS TO BE SOMEWHERE BEFORE THEN, SHE SIMPLY DOES NOT SLEEP AS LONG. NOW TO USE MERE HUMANS, THIS SOUNDS INSANE! WHY WOULD SHE TORTURE HERSELF LIKE THAT? WELL YOU SEE, THE REASON IS BECAUSE URUKA DOESN'T ACTUALLY NEED TO SLEEP AT ALL! SHE'S ABLE TO STAY UP 24/7/365 WITHOUT GETTING TIRED. SHE SIMPLY SLEEPS BECAUSE IT HELPS HER FEEL MORE CONNECTED TO HER FANS. TO THINK, SHE'S WILLING TO GO THROUGH ALL THAT EFFORT JUST SO SHE CAN UNDERSTAND THEM BETTER, WHAT A NOBLE BEAR!

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

I don't want to play favourites and further divide, if I could I'd post in both threads, but I'd be lying if I didn't say the other thread has become a fucking disaster

IN THE FAR EASTEN LANDS OF CHINA, A LITTLE GREEN PLANT KNOW AS "TEA" GROWS. SOON THIS PLANT WOULD BECOME A WIDE SPREAD COMMODITY. BEING DRUNK BY BILLIONS, FROM THE COURTS OF THE CHINESE EMPEROR, TO THE BRITSH COLONIAL ADMINISTRATIONS, EVEN TO THE HOT DESERT SANDS OF THE ARABIC PENISULA. ONE OF THE MOST WIDELY CONSUMED DRINKS IN THE WORLD, BUT WHY DID IT GAIN SUCH POPULARITY? WELL YOU SEE, IT MAY NOT SUPRISE YOU TO FIND OUT THAT TEA IS ALSO THE DRINK OF CHOICE OF A CERTAIN BLUE BEAR. WELL THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, WHEN IT WAS FIRST DISCOVERED, THE FOUNDERS OF THE DRINK SAW THE BLUE BEAR ENJOYING SOME. WANTING TO ENSURE THAT THE NEXT TIME SHE VISITS EARTH, SHE WONT BE WITHOUT HER FAVOURATE BEVERIAGE, THEY DID EVERYTHING IN THEIR POWER TO SPREAD TEA LEAVES THROUGHOUT THE WORLD, ENSURE THAT NO MATTER WHERE SHE GOES, SHE'LL ALWAYS HAVE TEA CLOSE AT HAND!

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

SCIENTIFIC STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT WITHIN OUR UNIVERSE THERE IS 'MISSING MASS', THAT IS TO SAY, MASS THAT SHOULD EXIST BUT DOES NOT APPEAR TO. WE KNOW WE CAN TELL THIS IS THE CASE, AS THERE ARE REGIONS OF THE UNIVERSE WHERE THIS PHENOMENON DOES NOT OCCUR. YOU SEE, WITHOUT THIS MASS, GRAVITY SHOULD NOT WORK THE WAY IT DOES, THERE SIMPLY IS NOT ENOUGH MASS TO HOLD IT ALL TOGETHER. AND SO, SCIENTISTS COIN THE TERM "ANTI-MATTER", WHICH IS TO SAY A STATE OF MATTER THAT EXERTS GRAVITATIONAL FORCES WITHOUT SEEMING TO EXIST. YOU SEE, THIS IS ALL ONE BIG MISUNDERSTANDING. ANTI-MATTER DOES NOT EXIST, ALL THIS 'MASS' AND THIS 'GRAVITY' IS ACTUALLY A UNIQUE FORCE KNOWN AS "URUAVITY", A FORCE THAT ALMOST ALL FORMS MATTER UNDERGO. WHEN EXPERIENCING THESE FORCES, SAID MATTER IS COMPELLED TO TRAVEL IN A DIRECTION TOWARDS THE BLUE BEAR, URUKA. WITH THIS, THE MATTER IN THE UNIVERSE IS CONSOLIDATED AND A 'MASS' IS SEEMINGLY CREATED OUT OF NOTHING! AMAZING!

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

QUANTUM REALITY. A SPACE INBETWEEN THE EXISTANT AND NONE-EXISTANT, WHERE A BEING CAN BE ANYTHING IT DESIRES. AND YET, ONLY ONE SUCH BEING EXISTS IN SUCH A CAPACITY. THE BLUE BEAR, THE FUJIKURA URUKA. HER EXISTANCE, AN ENIGMA. WALKING THE FINE LINE BETWEEN WHAT IS REAL AND NOT. DOES SHE EXIST? YES. DOES SHE NOT EXIST? ALSO YES. SHE CAN SEE ALL OF TIME, CREATE INFINITE UNIVERSES WITH HER A SINGLE THOUGHT AND CONTROL REALITY IN WAY THAT WE MERE MORTALS CAN NOT CONCEIVE. HER AGE IS "YES" BECAUSE SHE DOES NOT KNOW IT. IT IS "YES" BECAUSE THERE IS NO POINT IN TIME INWHICH SHE WAS NOT PRESENT. THERE IS NO START, NO END AND CERTAINLY NO MIDDLE. FOR HERE, EVERYTHING IN THE PRESENT. AND TODAY, APRIL THE 1ST, IS THE DAY THAT SHE HAS DESIGNATED THE DAY IN WHICH SHE WAS "BORN". AND WITH IT, WE MUST CELEBRATE. SO PLEASE, MY FRIENDS, CELEBRATE WITH ME AND WISH THE INCREDIBLE BLUE BEAR A HAPPY BIRTHDAY

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA! (HAPPY BIRTHDAY EDITION)

NEPTUNE... THE MOST DISTANCE PLANET IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM. A GAS GIANT SLEEPING OUT IN THE DISTANCE REACHES OF SPACE, FAR FROM WHERE WE CAN SEE. AND YET, NO ONE EVER SAW IT. IN FACT, NEPUTUNE WASN'T DISCOVERED BECAUSE IT WAS SEEN, BUT RATHER DUE TO A MATHMATICAL EQUATION THAT PREDICTED IT'S EXISTANCE, A STRANGE THING GIVEN ALL THE OTHER PLANETS WERE FOUND THROUGH OBSERVATION... WELL THAT'S SIMPLY BECAUSE NEPTUNE ISN'T REAL. HOW HAD NO ONE SEEN IT BEFORE THE EQUATION WAS MADE? BECAUSE IT SIMPLY WASN'T THERE. YOU SEE, NEPTUNE IS NOT A PLANET, IT'S A DEVICE USED BY URUKA TO TRAVEL BETWEEN OUR DIMENSION AND THE PHASE WORLD DIMENSION. NEPTUNE IS ONLY VISABLE WHEN URUKA IS PRESENT IN OUR REALITY. WAKE UP PEOPLE, NASA HAS BEEN LYING TO YOU! THEY KNOW ABOUT THE BLUE BEARS AND THEY'RE TRYING TO KEEP THEM FROM YOU!

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

NOW I'M SURE YOU'RE ALL FAMILIAR WITH URUKA BUILDING THE GREAT PYRAMIDS, SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED ON ONE OF HER MANY TRIPS TO EARTH, PRIOR TO MOVING HERE FULLY. WELL, MANY YEARS LATER SHE RETURNED TO THE REGION TO VISIT OLD FRIENDS, ONLY TO FIND THE ONCE GREAT CIVILSATION GONE, LOST TO TIME. DISTRAUGHT WITH THIS DISCOVERED, URUKA WENT A QUEST, SEARCHING AROUND THE NORTH OF AFRICA LOOKING FOR SOLACE. DURING HER QUEST, SHE HAPPENED UPON A MATHEMATICIAN STRUGGLING WITH AN EQUATION. HE WAS USING ROMAN NUMERALS YOU SEE, A RATHER TRICKY SYSTEM TO WORK WITH. URUKA, NOTICING HIS PLIGHT, BISTOWED UPON HIM THE KNOWLEDGE OF "PHASE NUMBERS", A FAR MORE ROBUST AND EASY TO USE SYSTEM, THAT WOULD ASSIST IN HIS CALCULATIONS. WITH THIS, THE HE WAS ABLE TO FINISH HIS WORK AND SPREAD IT AROUND THE WORLD, CREDITING URUKA FOR HER ASSISTANCE. URUKA WOULD CARRY ON HER ADVENTURE, SEEKING NEW FRIENDS IN LANDS FAR AND WIDE, AND THESE 'PHASE NUMBERS' WOULD SPREAD THROUGHOUT EUROPE, WHERE THEY GARNERED THE NAME "ARABIC NUMBERALS"...

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

THE PYRAMIDS. WHERE DID THEY COME FROM? HOW DID THEY GET THERE?! WELL, ACCORDING TO HISTORY, THEY WERE DRAGGED THERE, BY SLAVES, OR FARMERS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. BUT COME ON, LOOK AT THE FACTS, DRAGGIN 200 TON BRICKS A THOUSAND MILES? STUPID, IMPOSSIBLE AND SILLY. BUT IF WE LOOK AT THE FACTS, THE RECORDS THE EGYPTIANS MADE THEMSELVES, WE CAN SEE THAT THEY WERE INCONTACT WITH SOMETHING ELSE, A HIGHER POWER. ALIENS? GODS? NO. THEY WERE INFACT IN CONTACT WITH HER. THE BLUE BEAR. RECOGNISING THEIR STRUGGLE, THEIR INABILITY TO BUILD THESE PYRAMIDS, SHE LENDED THEM A HAND. USING HER SUPREME STRENGTH, SHE HELPED CARRY THE BLOCKS WHERE THEY NEEDED TO GO. IT'S WHY THEY STOPPED BUILDING THE PYRAMIDS AFTER SHE LEFT, THEY HAD NO ABILITY TO DO IT ANY MORE. BUT SHE REMINDED FOREVER ENGRAINED IN THEIR MINDS, WITH STORIES OF HER BEAUTY AND MAGISTY CARRIED DOWN FOR GENERATIONS. WHAT AN INCREDIBLE BEAR...

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

DARWIN IS A GREAT FIGURE IN MODERN SCIENCE, HAVING CREATED THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION AND THE UNDERSTANDING THAT WE COME FROM ONE CREATURE TO THE NEXT, THROUGH A PROCESS OF NATURAL SELECTION, MODERN CREATURES ARE BORN. YET THIS DOES NOT EXPLAIN THE BLUE BEAR. URUKA IS SUCH AN INCREDIBLE CREATURE, THERE IS NO WAY NATURAL SELECTION COULD POSSIBLE CREATE SOMETHING SO PERFECT, AND IT'S BECAUSE IT CAN'T. NATURAL SELECTION, AND BY EXTENSION DARWIN, IS WRONG. YOU SEE, URUKA IS THE PERSON WHO DICTATES WHAT KIND OF ANIMALS EXIST. SHE IS THE KEEPER OF LIFE, AND THE BRINGER OF DEATH. IF SHE WISHES A SPECIES TO EXIST, SHE SIMPLY WILLS IT INTO EXISTANCES!

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

ACCORDING TO SCIENCE, ALL MODERN COMPUTER SYSTEMS ARE BASED ON BINARY CODE. THAT IS TO SAY, 1S AND 0S. WHERE A ONE ALLOWS AN ELECTRICAL CURRENT THROUGH AND A 0 PREVENTS ITS PASSAGE. THIS IS ALL A LIE. YOU SEE, "BINARY" IS ACTUALLY A COLLOQUIAL COINED IN THE 1960S. THE REAL WORD WE SHOULD BE USING IS "BLUENARY". THE WORLD BINARY WAS CREATED AND SPREAD BY THE CIA TO TRY AND SUPPRESS KNOWLEDGE OF THE BLUE BEAR, BECAUSE IF PEOPLE HEAR "BLUENARY" THEY'LL START ASKING QUESTIONS. YOU SEE THE TERM "BLUENARY" REFERS NOT TO PASSAGE OF ELECTRICAL CURRENT, BUT RATHER WHETHER OR NOT PARTICLES OF URUKA ARE PRESENT AT THAT POINT IN TIME. THAT'S WHAT BINARY (OR SHOULD I SAY, BLUENARY) REALLY IS! THE "1" IN THIS INSTANCES IS NOT AN INDICATOR OF CURRENT, BUT RATHER A MEASUREMENT OF TOTAL URUKAS IN THE WORLD. IF A "0" IS REPRESENTED, THEN THE CODE YOU'RE WRITING IS FAULTY.

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

WHEN WATCHING URUKA, SOME MAY FIND IT ODD THAT SHE CONSTANTLY WEARS THE SAME OUT FIT, NEVER CHANGING. TO SOME, THIS MAY BE A LITTLE STRANGE, WHY WOULD SUCH A POWERFUL WOMAN ONLY HAVE ONE PAIR OF CLOTHES? OTHERS MIGHT APPLY CARTOON LOGIC AND SAY SHE JUST HAS LOTS OF PAIRS OF THE SAME SET OF CLOTHES. HOWEVER, THE REALITY OF ALL OF THIS IS THAT THE SIMPLIST ANSWER IS RIGHT. URUKA ONE OWNS ONE PAIR OF CLOTHES. BUT SHE'S A SWEATY BEAR, HOW DOES SHE GET CLEANED? THAT'S THE INCREDIBLE PART, EVER SINCE ACCIDENTLY STRIPPING INFRONT OF HER NEIGHBOURS URUKA VOWED TO NEVER REMOVE HER CLOTHES AGAIN, AND SO WHEN SHE HEADS DOWN TO THE LAUNDROMAT TO WASH HER CLOTHES, SHE SIMPLY CLIMBS IN THE WASHING MACHINE ALONG SIDE THEM ALL! WHAT A STINKY BEAR!

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

>>21234390
I dunno where your image went but here have a backup on me

WHEN LOOKING AT A GAME LIKE ELDEN RING, MANY PEOPLE MAY COMPLAIN ABOUT THE DIFFUCLTY OF BOSSES, THEIR ELABORATE ATTACKS, LONG WINDEND DRAWN OUT BATTLES AND OTHER SUCH THINGS THAT CAN MAKE A SIMPLE FIGHT INTO LIVING HELL. AND YET, PLAYERS ARE IN NEAR UNANIMOUS AGREEMENT THAT ONE CREATURE STANDS ABOVE THEM ALL AS THE MOST DIFFICULT. THE RUNEBEAR. THEIR HARD HITTING ATTACKS, QUICK GRACEFUL MOVEMENT AND ADORABLE FUR MAKE THEM A CHALLANGING FOE TO FIGHT. WELL, IT MAY NOT SUPRISE YOU THAT WHEN DEVELOPING THE RUNEBEAR, THE TEAM AT FROMSOFT ACTUALLY STUDIED BLUEBEARS AND THEIR FIGHTING STYLE, SPECIFCALLY FUJIKURA URUKA! NOW OF COURSE, THEY DIFFICULTY HAD TO BE TONED DOWN MASSIVELY AS FIGHTING URUKA USING 100% OF HER POWER WOULD BE LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE, BUT THE SENTIMENT IS THERE!

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

IN THE EARLY 1950S, THE CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY DISCOVERED THE EXISTANCE OF THE BLUE BEAR. UNDERSTANDIBLY, THEY WERE ENAMOURED WITH HER POWER AND AS WE PREVIOUSLY DISCUSSED, THEY WISHED TO SUMMON HER. HOWEVER, PRIOR TO THE MKULTRA EXPERIMENTS, THEY VIEWED HER AS A THREAT TO THE WESTERN WORLD AND SO HATCHED A PLAN TO EXTERMINATE HER. NOW I'M SURE YOU'VE NOTICED IN URUKA'S STREAMS, SHE GETS SCARED VERY EASILY. NOW THIS IS NOT BECAUSE SHE'S A SCARDY-CAT LIKE MOST PEOPLE ASSUME, BUT RATHER BECAUSE SHE SUFFERS FROM SEVER PTSD AS A RESULT FROM THE CONSTANT ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS COMMIT AGAINST HER. HOWEVER, THESE ATTEMPTS WERE HALTED AFTER THE CIA REALISED SHE WAS NO THREAT TO WESTERN SOCIETY AND THEY BEGAN TO REGONISE HER INCREDIBLE POWER, AND UNPARALLED BEAUTY. AND SO, THEY WISHED TO ALLY WITH HER IN THE HOPES SHE COULD HELP USHER IN AN ETERNAL GOLDEN AGE OF PROSPERITY!

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA.

>>21008972
Pretend I added this to the first post, I can’t delete it for some reason

LANGUAGE HAS EXISTED SINCE NAERLY AS LONG AS HUMANS HAVE. ALL THIS TIME WE HAVE COMMUNICATED, CONSTANTLY CRAFTING AND CHANGING THE WAYS WE TALK, BUT ONE LANGUAGE HAS EXISTED FAR LONGER THAN ANY OTHER. CHINESE. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS A FACT ABOUT CHINESE? URUKA SPEAKS IT. IT'S NO SECRET URUKA CAN SPEAK CHINESE, INFACT SHE EVEN SPEAKS IT WITH HER MOTHER AND SOMETIMES HER FRIENDS, CURIOUS ISN'T IT? WELL YOU SEE, IT'S QUITE SIMPLE, WHEN URUKA FIRST VISITED EARTH, BEFORE MAKING HER GRAND MOVE, SHE NOTICED HUMANS COULD ONLY SPEAK SILLY LANGUAGES SUCH AS PROTOINDOEUROPEAN AND SOME OTHER SHITE. SEEING THESE SILLY LANGUAGES BEING SPOKEN, SHE USED ALL HER DIVINE WILL AND GREAT INTELECT TO CREATE A LANGUAGE THAT WOULD LAST A MILENIA, AND SO, SHE CREATED CHINESE AND SPREAD IT ALL AROUND THE WORLD FOR PEOPLE TO SPEAK!

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

THE EPIC OF GILGAMESH IS WIDELY CONSIDERED TO BE ONE OF, IF NOT, THE OLDEST PIECE OF LITERATURE IN HISTORY, TELLING THE STORY OF GILGAMESH, A NOBLE WARRIOR SENT TO KILL A WICKED KING AND FREE THE PEOPLE OF THE LAND FROM HIS OPPRESSION AND HIS SEARCH FOR ETERNAL LIFE. HOWEVER, SOME DETAILS HAVE BEEN LOST TO TIME, DUE TO THE ERRORSION OF THE TABLETS, MISTRANSLATIONS OF THE ANCIENT TEXT AND DOWN RIGHT TOMFOOLERY. YOU SEE, THE EPIC WAS ACTUALLY FIRST CALL "THE EPIC OF URUMESH" THE STORY OF A GREAT BLUE BEAR. OF COURSE, SCHOLARS STRUGGLED TO COME TO TERMS WITH THE FACT THAT SUCH A POWERFUL BLUE BEAR EXISTED, AND SO THEY CHANGED TO DETAILS TO MAKE IT MORE FICTIONAL. BUT TRUTHFULLY IT REALLY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT HER...

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!