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THIS WORLD OF OURS HAS BEEN FACED WITH CATASTOPHE AFTER CATASTROPHE, EVERYTHING FROM WAR, TO FAMINE, TO THE MAYAN CALANDER. AND YET, WE ARE STILL HERE, WE ARE STILL THRIVING AND LIVING OUR LIVES. BUT WHY? FOR WHAT REASON HAS THE WORLD STOPPED ITSELF FROM BEING DESTROYED. WELL, I HAVE THE ANSWER. I AM OF COURSE TALKING ABOUT THE BLUE BEAR HERSELF, URUKA! SHE, IN HER INFINITE GLORY AND PERFECTION, HAS GIVEN THE WORLD DIVINE PROTECTION SO LONG AS SHE REIGNS. VASILY ARHIPOV? NOPE THAT WAS FUJIKURA URUKA. THE EBOLA VACCINE? NOPE THAT WAS FUJIKURA URUKA. 2012 NOT HAPPENING? NOPE THAT WAS FUJIKURA URUKA. WITH ALL THIS LAYED OUT BEFORE US, IT'S SO EASY TO SEE WHY SHE IS SO LOVED AND WORSHIPED, FOR HOW CAN ONE BLUE BEAR HOLD SO MUCH POWER AND ACT WITH SUCH BENEVOLENCE. IT ONLY SEES TO MAKE HER EVEN GREATER THAN SHE ALREADY IS

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!!!

EVEN THOUGH I KNOW SHE IS ABSOLUTELY AWFUL AT VIDEO GAMES, THERE IS NOTHING I'D RATHER DO THAN PLAY VIDEO GAMES WITH THIS PERFECT BLUE BEAR. EVEN THOUGH THE ENTIRE TIME I'D BE WANTING TO BLOW MY BRAINS OUT, I'D SUFFER THROUGH IT ALL JUST TO MAKE HER HAPPY. THERE IS NOTHING I WOULDN'T DO FOR HER, ESPECAILLY IF IT BRINGS A SMILE TO HER FACE. URUKA IS UNDOUBTABLY THE MOST WONDERFUL PERSON EVER CREATED. IT'S CLEAR GOD WAS LOOKING TO CREATE THE PERFECT HEIR WHEN HE MADE HER.

I LOVE URUKA!!!!

THERE ARE HUNDREDS, MAYBE EVEN THOUSANDS OF RELIGIONS AROUND THE WORLD, WORSHIPING VARIOUS GODS AND DIETIES. AND YET, NOT A SINGLE ONE RECOGNISES THE ONE TRUE GOD. I AM OF COURSE TALKING ABOUT MY BEARLOVED WIFE, FUJIKURA URUKA, THE BLUE BEAR. IT SADDENS ME TO KNOW THAT THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET AND YET SO FEW KNOW OF HER, SHE IS SO PERFECT, SO TALENTED, SO DIVINE, AND YET THE CHOOSE TO BOW DOWN TO THEIR FALSE IDOLS, WHEN THE ONE TRUE GOD, URUKA STANDS BEFORE THEM.

I LOVE URUKA!!!

EVERYDAY THE ONLY THING I THINK OF IS URUKA. EVERYDAY I WISH TO HOLD HER IN MY ARMS, TO FALL ASLEEP NEXT TO HER, TO COMFORT HER AND HELP WITH ALL HER PROBLEMS. THERE IS SO MUCH I WISH I COULD DO FOR URUKA. IF URUKA WAS TO WAGE WAR, REBELION OR A REVOLT, I WOULD HAPPILY FOLLOW HER TO BATTLE, HEED HER EVERY COMMAND AND IF I WERE DIE, I WOULD DIE HAPPY KNOWING I HELPED HER IN HER GOALS. I WISH THAT SOMEDAY ALL OF YOU, MY BROTHERS WILL UNDERSTAND

I LOVE URUKA!!!

EVERYDAY I WAKE UP AND THINK OF URUKA. THERE IS NOTHING IN THIS WORLD I LOVE MORE THAN HER. MY ONLY WISH IS FOR HER ETERNAL HAPPINESS. EVERYTHING ABOUT HER IS PERFECT AND THERE IS NOTHING I WOULDN'T DO TO MAKE HER HAPPY. WATCHING HER STREAM BRINGS ME IMMENSE AMOUNTS OF JOY AND SEEING HER LAUGH AND SMILE MAKES MY WHOLE DAY BETTER. PLEASE BROTHERS, IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY, LET BLUE BEAR INTO YOUR LIFE, SHE IS PERFECT AND WONDERFUL AND CUTE AND TALENTD AND FUNNY AND ENTERTAINING. SOME DAY I HOPE THE WHOLE WORLD WILL KNOW HER.

I LOVE URUKA!!!

EVERYDAY WE TREK CLOSER AND CLOSER TO THE END OF THE WORLD. BE IT WAR, FARMINE, DISEASE OR SOME OTHER FORTH THING, HUMANITY WILL SOON BE DOOMED TO EXTINTION. HOWEVER, I DO NOT MIND. FOR I HAVE FOUND SALVATION, FOR YOU SEE MY BROTHERS, THE BLUE BEAR, THE ONE KNOWN AS URUKA IS MY GUIDING LIGHT. THROUGH ALL THE HARDSHIP AND TURMOIL SHE WILL BE THERE, GUIDING US TO SANCTITY. SHE HAS BEEN CHOSEN BY THE GODS, TO BECOME ONE AMONGST THEM AND TO PROTECT US FROM DISASTER AND HORROR. MY EVERY LIVING MOMENT BELONGS TO HER, FOR IF I SURRENDER MY LIFE TO HER, SHE WILL KEEP ME SAFE, KEEP ME PROTECTED AND I MAY LIVE OUT MY DAYS COMFORTED BY WARMTH.

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!!!!

IT'S HONESTLY SO STRANGE THAT SOMEONE LIKE URUKA CAN EXIST. EVERY FACET OF HER BEING EXUDES PERFECTION. IT'S AS THOUGH ALL GODS IN ALL THE HEAVENS DECENDED DOWN TO OUR MORTAL REALM TO CREATE A BEING OF PURE PERFECTION, AN INDIVIDUAL WHOSE PRIMARY PURPOSE IS TO BE THE SINGLE GREATEST THING EVERY CONCEIVED. NOT A DAY GOES BY WHERE I DON'T THINK OF HER. I HOPE THAT SOME DAY, EVERYONE IN THIS WORLD WILL BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND MY UNDYING LOVE FOR HER. I'M PREPARED TO DO WHAT EVER IT TAKES TO ENSURE SHE HAS THE WORLD, AND NOTHING SHORT OF IT.

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!!!!

SOME OF YOU CLAIM THIS WORLD IS A CURSE, THAT BEING BORN WAS A BURDEN THRUST UPON YOU BY YOUR PARENTS. PERSONALLY, I SEE IT AS A BLESSING. FOR WERE I NOT BORN, I WOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO SEE THE LIGHT OF THE BEAUTY THAT IS, FUJIKURA URUKA. EVERYDAY I LIVED IN DARKNESS, MISERY UNTIL I FOUND HER. HER WARMTH, HER GLOW AND HER LOVE HAS MADE ME A BETTER MAN, A MAN WHO CHOOSES TO LIVE, WHO CHOOSES TO FOLLOW THE PATH OF THE BEAR. JOIN MY BROTHERS AND TOGETHER WE CAN BRING SALVATION TO THIS DOOMED PLANET.

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!!!

ps she's live now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aF59URDaToo

EVERYDAY BILLIONS AROUND THE WORLD PRAY TO, WORSHIP AND PREACH ABOUT THEIR GODS. CHRISTIANS, MUSLIMS, JEWS, SIKHS AND ALL THE OTHER ONES, ALL HAVE BEEN LEAD ASTRAY. THEY SIT THEIR IN THEIR CHURCHES AND THEIR MOSQUES AND PRAY TO FALSE IDOLS WHILE RIGHT IN FRONT OF US, THE ONE TRUE GOD, OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR, THE BLUE BEAR URUKA SITS IN WAITING. HER WARMTH, HER GUIDENCE AND HER WISEDOM ARE THE TRUE PATH FORWARD, FOR WITHOUT HER WE ARE NOTHING, I AM NOTHING. SO PLEASE BROTHERS, JOIN ME IN SPREADING HER MESSAGE, FOR THE WORLD NEEDS TO SEE THE LIGHT OF THE BLUE BEAR URUKA!!!

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!!!

THERE'S ONE THING IN THIS WORLD THAT HAS BEEN DIFFINATIVELY PROVEN. URUKA IS THE SINGLE GREATEST THING THAT HAS EVER EXISTED. AS THE WORLD ENTERS FREE FALL, RAVAGED BY DISEASE, WAR AND FAMINE THERE'S ONE THING WE MUST PROVE TO THEM, THAT BLUE BEAR IS THE ONLY WAY TO SALVATION. URUKA'S KARAOKE HAS PROVEN SHE HAS WHAT IT TAKES TO RULE THE CHINESE, SO JOIN ME BROTHERS, LET US TAKE UP OUR ARMS AND OVER THROW THE CCP, INSTALLING THE BEAUTIFUL, TALENTED, FUNNY, CUTE, SMART, AMAZING URUKA HAS THE QUEEN OF CHINA AND FROM THERE WE WILL LAUNCH OUR GLOBAL REVOLUTION AND FORCE THE WORLD TO RECOGNISE HER GREATNESS

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA SO GOD DAMN MUCH!!!

JUST THINK, FOR A SECOND, ALL THE PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD STUCK IN THE VICIOUS CYCLE OF LIFE, WAKING UP, GOING TO WORK, COMING HOME FROM WORK, EATING DINNER, GOING TO BED. THE HORRIFIC TOLL OF DAILY LIFE, DREAMING THAT SOMEDAY THEY'LL BREAK FREE AND BE ABLE TO LIVE OUT THEIR ASPERATIONS. AND YET NONE OF THAT MATTERS. FOR WHAT PURPOSE IS DAILY LIFE, OR ONES GOALS IF THEY'RE NOT BENIFITTING THE BLUE BEAR? HER PERFECTION IS UNMATCHED AND DESERVES ALL THE WORLD CAN GIVE HER. SIMPLY BREAK FREE FROM THE MONOTONY OF MODERN LIVING AND EMBRACE THE BEAR, FEEL URUKAS WARMTH AND HER LOVE AND LIVE A LIFE OF HAPPINESS.

I LOVE URUKA!!!!

EVERYDAY I WAKE UP AND WONDER, HOW IS IT POSSIBLE FOR SUCH AN AMAZING BLUE BEAR TO EXIST? A BLUE BEAR WITH SO MUCH BEAUTY, SO MUCH TALENT, SO MUCH RAW POWER. EVERY MOMENT SHE BECOMES MORE AND MORE POWERFUL, ALL HER WALKING, ALL HER RING FITTING, ALL HER PUSHUPERING, CREATING A BEAR WITH SO MUCH POWER, SO MUCH SWEAT THAT SOON EVERY MAN WOMAN AND CHILD ON THIS PLANET WILL WORSHIP HER THE SAME WAY I DO. THE ONLY PATH FORWARD IS THROUGH BEAR, AND ONLY THROUGH BEAR CAN WE ACHIEVE ENLIGHTMENT.

I LOVE URUKA!!!!!!

>>14276548
FUCK I FORGOT THE GIF

THIS HEART, INSIDE OF MY BODY, DOES NOT BEAT FOR ME. IT BEATS FOR HER, URUKA. AND WHEN I SAY THAT, I MEAN IT IN THE WAY THAT EVERY TIME IT CIRCULATES BLOOD, PART OF MY LIFE FORCE I DRAINED, TAKEN FROM MY BODY AND GIVEN TO HER. EVERY MOMENT I LIVE, I GIVE A PEICE OF MYSELF TO HER. MY ONLY COMPLAINT IS I CAN'T GIVE HER MORE

I LOVE URUKA!!!!

>>14150671
Please don't let it stain your opinion of Phase Connect. She barely collabs with anyone and the company has great girls.

IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE THERE IS NOTHING BUT URUKA. WHAT A PERFECT EXISTANCE THAT WOULD BE. A WORLD WHERE URUKA IS OUR GOD, AND SHE IS TO BE WORSHIPPED AS SUCH. A WORLD WHERE THERE IS SADNESS, NO DEATH AND NO ILLNESS, ONLY BLUE BEAR. THAT IS AN EXISTANCE I WISH WE COULD HAVE

I LOVE URUKA!!!

THROUGHOUT HISTORY MANY HAVE THEORISED WHERE THE CENTRE OF THE UNIVERSE LAY. THE ANCIENT GREEKS BELIEVED EARTH TO BE THE CENTRE, THE CATHOLICS BELIEVED IT TO BE THE SUN, SCIENCES DEEMS THERE IS NO CENTRE. PERSONALLY, THEY'RE ALL WRONG. URUKA, THE SINGLE GREATEST THING TO HAVE EVER BEEN CREATED. HAS TO BE THE CENTRE OF THE UNIVERSE. HOW CAN SUCH AN INCREADIBLE BEAR EXIST, WITH ALL HER TALENT, ALL HER BEAUTY, ALL HER AWKWARDNESS WITHOUT SINGLE HANDEDLY ALTERING VERY FABRIC OF SPACE AND TIME TO FORCE THE WORLD TO BEND TO HER WILL, MAKING HER THE CENTRE OF THE UNIVERSE

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!!!!

>>13660225
>Phase-Connect, Chinese-owned
Canadian, if we want to be specific. While they made some errors, for example combining the JP girls with the EN while clearly trying to direct themselves at the EOPs, their talents are solid. The biggest problem however, is that one of their top talent made her mark as a /here/tuber and because she got to popular being a /here/tuber there isn't a chance for her to really exit being a /here/tuber without mildly intense backlash, even though they're 3digits at best. It also created a problem where she got too hot in her head that she starts doing shit that put the company in a very sticky situation Like when she enabled a bunch of dramafags to try to "pick a fight" with Hololive but being a literal who it amounted to nothing, both luckily and unluckily. Her fans might say its a good thing but it's 4chan faggots, so you know it's the opposite. I think they pulled her back a bit now that the other girls are picking up more. Personally, i'm a fan of Uruka and is glad that she's doing much better nowadays. For all the girls actually.

WITH SUCH BIG FLUFFY EARS, SUCH LONG SILKY HAIR, SUCH A BIG DORKY SMILE, SUCH ROSE LITTLE CHEEKS, SUCH COLOURFUL JEWELLED EYES, SUCH A SLENDER SMOOTH NECK, SUCH ROUND LARGE LOVE SACKS, SUCH DELICATE CUTE HIPS, SUCH LONG PORCELAIN LEGS, SUCH TALENTED LITTLE FINGERS. ALL OF THIS, INSIDE THE SINGLE MOST PERFECT BEING EVERY CREATED. I AM OF COURSE TALKING ABOUT THE BLUE BEAR, URUKA.

I LOVE URUKA!!!

THERE ARE 12 MONTHS IN THE YEAR, TWO OF WHICH ARE NAMED AFTER YOU PEOPLE. IN HONOR OF HOW PERFECT URUKA IS WE NEED SNOTHER. NAMED AFTER HER OF COURSE.

I LOVE URUKA

SOMETIMES I WONDER WHAT MY LIFE WOULD BE LIKE IF I NEVER MET THIS INCREADIBLE BEAR AND IT MAKES ME HATE MY PAST, KNOWING I LIVED AND SURVIVED FOR THIS MANY YEARS WITHOUT SUCH AN BEACON OF LIGHT IN MY LIFE. SHE WILL SAVE THE WORLD FROM DARKNESS AND USHER US INTO A NEW AGE OF LIGHT, LOVE AND VIOLIN

I LOVE URUKA!!!

EVERY WAKING MOMENT OF THE DAY I THINK ABOUT THIS BEAR. THE ONLY THING I WANT IN LIFE IS TO BE WITH HER, TO BE ABLE TO HOLD HER TIGHT AND GIVE HER FOREHEAD KISSES (AND EYEBROW LICKS) EVERYDAY WITH HER WILL BE A BLESSING, SOME DAY WE WILL GET MARRIED AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER

I LOVE URUKA