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RELIGION IS SOMETHING THAT HAS EXISTED FOR AS LONG AS MAN HAS. BILLIONS OF PEOPLE HAVE COME AND GONE, WORSHIPPING GODS AND DEITIES. FIGHTING FOR THEIR BELIEFS, THROUGH CRUSADE, JIHAD AND HUNDREDS OF OTHER TYPES OF WARFARE. YET ONE FACT IS CLEAR WHEN LOOKING AT RELIGION THROUGHOUT HUMAN HISTORY. NEARLY EVERY SINGLE ONE HAS GONE EXINCT. NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU MAY BE THINKING, WELL CURRENT RELIGION HASN'T DIED OUT. AND NO IT HASN'T, YET. YOU SEE, ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE FOLLOWING FALSE IDOLS. THEIR GODS ARE NOT REAL, FOR THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE GOD. THE BLUE BEAR HERSELF, FUJIKURA URUKA. SHE WILL GUIDE US TOWARDS THE LIGHT AND TOWARD SANCTUARY. SOON THE GREAT JOURNEY SHALL BEGIN AND ALL THE TRUE BEARLIVERS WILL TRAVEL TO THE GREAT ROCK WHERE WE SHALL LIVE ETERNITY IN DIVINE BLISS, LISTENING TO THE SWEET SOUNDS OF THE BLUE BEAR

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

CARBONATION IS AN INTERGRAL PART OF DRINK CULTURE AROUND THE WORLD. MANY FAMOUS BEVERAGES AROUND THE WORLD ARE CARBONATED, COKE, PEPSI, EVEN THE MOUNTAIN DEW YOU'RE DRINKING RIGHT NOW! BUT ONE QUESTION LINGERS IN ALL OF OUR MINDS. WHY DO CARBONATED BEVERAGES GO FLAT? OF COURSE, SOME WILL GIVE YOU THE 'OBVIOUS' ANSWER OF ALL THE CARBON ESCAPING, BUT THE TRUTH IS MUCH SIMPLIER THAN THAT. YOU SEE, IT IS POSSIBLE FOR CARBONATION TO LAST FOREVER, WE HAVE THE TECHONOLOGY READY FOR IT RIGHT NOW, BUT THIS JUST WONT DO. WHY NOT? WELL YOU SEE, FUJIKURA URUKA, PREFERS HER DRINKS FLAT, ESPECIALLY SPRITE. SHE ENJOYS MIXING IT WITH TEA AND DRINKING IT LIKE THAT. NOW OF COURSE, YOU COULD SAY, WHY NOT JUST MAKE A NON-CARBONATED SPRITE. WELL THAT'S JUST NOT THE SAME. AND SO, ALL THE DRINK COMPANIES IN THE WORLD BANDED TOGETHER AND ENSURED THAT DRINKS WOULD ALWAYS EVENTUALLY LOSE THEIR CARBONATION, SPECIFICALLY SO THE BLUE BEAR COULD ENJOY HER DRINKS JUST THE WAY SHE LIKES!

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HATS. EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT HATS ARE. WE WEAR THEM ON HEADS. WE WEAR THEM TO PROTECT US FROM THE SUN. WE WEAR THEM AS A SYMBOL OF STATUS. YET, ONE THING IS STRANGELY APPARENT ABOUT HATS. THEY ALL COVER THE ENTIRE HEAD. NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, WHY OF COURSE, THAT'S WHAT HATS ARE FOR, AND YOU'D BE RIGHT. HOWEVER, FUJIKURA URUKA IS KNOWN FOR BEING AN AVID LOVER OF HATS. SHE LOVES LION HATS, SHE LOVE FLAT CAPS, HECK, SHE EVEN LOVES TINY LITTLE PINK COWBOY HATS. AND YET, BECAUSE OF HER BIG ADORABLE EARS, SHE CAN'T WEAR HATS. SOME WOULD THIS IS A CLEAR INJUSTICE AGAINST THE BLUE BEAR, PREVENTING HER FROM GETTING WHAT SHE WANTS, OTHERS MIGHT SAY IT'S SIMPLY THE MARKET AT WORK, WHY WOULD YOU MAKE HATS FOR ONE PERSON INSTEAD OF 8 BILLION? WELL I CAN TELL YOU RIGHT NOW, THIS IS ALL WRONG. INFACT, THE REASON WHY HATS AREN'T MADE WITH BEAR EAR HOLES IS SIMPLY BECAUSE IF URUKA WEARS A HAT, HER CUTE LEVELS REACH SUCH A CRITICALLY HIGH LEVEL IT WOULD CAUSE ALL OF HUMANITY TO COLLECTIVELY COLLAPSE. AND SO, TO PREVENT THE EXTINCTION OF THE HUMAN RACE, HATS ARE DESIGNED SO THAT URUKA CAN'T WEAR THEM. AND URUKA, BEING THE SUPREME BEING SHE IS, ACCEPTS THIS, KNOWING THAT SHE HAS THE POWER TO KILL US ALL AT ANY MOMENT, BUT CHOOSES HER LOVE FOR HER OVER HER LOVE FOR HATS. TRULY A WONDERFUL BEAR!

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ELECTRICITY IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS IN MODERN LIFE, IT PROVIDES US WITH REFRIGERATION, LIGHT, HEAT AND SO MUCH MORE. WITH ELECTRICTY WE CAN WATCH VIDEOS FROM AROUND THE WORLD, RECORD OURSELVES DOING SILLY THINGS AND EVEN US IT TO CREATE SOUNDS NEVER BEFORE HEARD. BUT WHY WOULD ANYONE INVENT SUCH A THING? HUMANS HAVE LIVED FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS WITH OUT IT. SURE YOU COULD ARGUE IT WAS ALL IN THE NAME OF PROGRESS, BUT THIS IS NOT TRUE. YOU SEE, ELECTRICITY WAS INVENTED SOLEY BECAUSE GENERATIONS OF INVENTORS HAVE HAD VISIONS OF THE BLUE BEAR AND ALL HER MAGESTY. KNOWING WHAT SHE WAS CAPABLE OFF, THEY SET TO WORK TRYING TO CREATE SOMETHING THAT WOULD ALLOW THE MASSES TO EXPERIENCE HER DIVINE PERFECTION. GENERATIONS OF WORK AND PROGRESS, PASSED DOWN FROM ONE MAN TO NEXT, ALL SO WE COULD BASK IN THE BLUE BEAR'S BEAUTIFUL MUSICAL SOUNDS

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

WHAT IS THE MOST BASIC BUILDING BLOCK OF LIFE. EVERYTHING WE ARE, EVERYTHING WE KNOW AND HAVE EVER KNOWN IS COMPRISED OF WATER. WITHOUT WATER WE WOULD DIE, WITHOUT WATER WE WOULD NOT EXIST. BUT WHAT MAKES WATER SO SPECIAL? SCIENCE HAS PONDERED THIS QUESTION OF THOUSANDS OF YEARS, YET NO ONE HAS AN ANSWER. WELL TODAY MY FRIENDS I BRING IT TO YOU. LOOK AT THE WATER MOLECULE. WHAT DO YOU SEE? TWO HYDROGRENS AND ONE OXYGEN. NOT THAT SPECIAL IS IT? WELL LOOK CLOSER WHAT DO YOU SEE. THAT'S RIGHT, IT FORMS THE SHAPE OF A HEAR WITH BIG EARS, NOT TOO DISSIMILAR TO THE BLUE BEAR URUKA. WHY IS THAT? WELL IT'S SIMPLY BECAUSE URUKA IS THE FOUNDATIONAL BUILDING BLOCK OF LIFE. WITHOUT HER WE WOULD DIE, WITHOUT HER WE WUOLD NOT EXIST

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WHEN LOOKING AT THE PLANET EARTH, THERE ARE A FEW THINGS YOU'LL NOTICED. FIRST OF ALL, THERE IS A LOT OF LAND, SECOND OF ALL THERE IS A LOT OF WATER. INFACT, OVER 2/3RDS OF THE PLANET ARE WATER. WHY IS THIS YOU MIGHT ASK? PERHAPS IT'S SUSTAIN LIFE, OR TO PROVIDE ECOSYSTEMS FOR VARIOUS CREATURES, OR EVER JUST FOR US TO SWIM IN. THE TRUTH HOWEVER, IS MUCH SIMPLIER THAN THAT. YOU SEE, ONE THING WE KNOW ABOUT WATER IS THAT IS IT BLUE. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS BLUE? THAT'S RIGHT, FUJIKURA URUKA. YOU MAY THINK THIS MERE COINCIDENCE, BUT NO. NOTICE HOW NOTHING ELSE IN NATURE IS THE COLOUR BLUE. THAT IS SIMPLY BECAUSE, ALL THE EARTHS OCEANS, EXISTS NOT TO SUSTAIN LIFE OR SOME OTHER BS SCIENCE WOULD HAVE YOU BELIEVE, BUT TO SIMPLY ACT AS A TRIBUTE TO URUKA, STANDING PROUD BEARING HER BEAUTIFUL COLOURS

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TRIANGLES. LOOK AROUND, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. DORITOS, THEY'RE TRIANGLES. PYRAMIDS OF GIZA, BIG TRIANGLES. TEXAS, SQUIGGLY TRIANGLE. ILLUMINATI, TRIANGLE. WHY IS THIS? BECAUSE TRIANGLES ARE THE STRONGEST SHAPE YOU CAN GET, SO STRONG IN FACT ALL OTHER SHAPES ARE MADE OF THEM. SQUARE? NOPE 2 TRIANGLES. HEXAGON? NOPE BUNCH OF TRIANGLES. EVEN CIRCLES ARE JUST AN INFINITE NUMBER OF INCREASILY SMALL TRIANGLES. WHY IS THIS YOU MIGHT ASK? WELL, WHEN THE UNIVERSE WAS BEING FORMED, THE GODS NEEDED TO CREATE A SHAPE THAT WOULD BE STRONG ENOUGH TO CONTAIN THE ENTIRE WORLD INSIDE OF, EVENTUALLY THEY SETTLED ON THE TRIANGLE FOR ITS SIMPLICITY. HOWEVER, THEY STILL NEEDED SOMETHING TO ACT AS A VESSEL. AND SO, FUJIKURA URUKA, WITH ALL HER DIVINE POWER, RECOGNISING THAT SHE IS THE ONLY BEING WITH ENOUGH STRENGTH AND ENOUGH POWER TO CONTROL SUCH AN IMMENSE AMOUNT OF STUFF, AGREED TO HAVE A PORTION OF HER EAR CUT OFF INORDER TO SUSTAIN THE WORLD WE LIVE IN, AND SO WITH THAT, THE UNIVERSE WAS BORN. AND THAT MY BROTHERS, IS WHY URUKA IS MISSING A TRIANGLE OUT OF HER EAR.

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FOR CENTURIES THERE HAVE BEEN RUMOURS OF A HIDDEN CONTINENT. DEEP IN THE DEPTHS OF THE ATLANTIC OCEAN, A FORGOTTEN WORLD SWALLOWED BY THE SEAS. THIS WORLD IS KNOWN AS ATLANTIS. SOME SAY THAT ATLANTIS IS HOME TO THE FISH PEOPLE, MERMAIDS AND SUCH, OTHERS BELIEVE IT TO BE A FORGOTTEN EMPIRE, LOST TO TIME, OTHERS SAY IT'S ALL A MYTH. THE TRUTH IS, ATLANTIS IS REAL. IT'S NOT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA FLOOR, INFACT IT SITS ATOP THE WAVES, WHERE ANYONE CAN SEE. THE KEY IS LOVE. FOR YOU SEE, ATLANTIS IS NOT THE HOME OF THE FISH PEOPLE OR MERMAIDS OR ANY OTHER SUCH NONSENSE, NO. INFACT ATLANTIS IS INFACT THE END GAME, THE FINAL DESTINATION IN HER JOURNEY. FUJIKURA URUKA, THE BLUE BEAR FOR YEARS NOW HAS BEEN MOVING FROM ROCK TO ROCK, SEARCHING FOR BIGGER BETTER ROCKS TO LIVE UNDER. BUT YOU SEE, ATLANTIS, THE HIDDEN CONTINENT OUT IN THE ATLANTIC IS HER FINAL HOME, THE ULTIMATE ROCK TO LIVE IN. ONLY ONCE SHE HAS FULFIED HER DREAMS AND SUCCEDED IN ACHIEVING HER GOALS SHALL ATLANTIS REVEAL ITSELF TO US ALL, ALLOWING THE BLUE BEAUTY TO FINALLY LIVE UNDER THE ULTIMATE ROCK.

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IT'S A WELL KNOWN FACT THAT THERE IS 3 DIFFERENT COLOURS OF LIGHT, RED, BLUE AND GREEN/YELLOW. HOWEVER, ONE THING THAT ISN'T AS WELL KNOWN IS THAT, ORIGINALLY THERE WAS ONLY 2 COLOURS, RED AND GREEN/YELLOW. EVENTUALLY, THE UNIVERSE SAW THE WRITING ON THE WALL AND REALISED THAT HAVING ONLY 2 COLOURS WOULD NOT BE ENOUGH FOR WHEN HER TIME ARRIVED. WHEN MAMABEAR WAS PREGNANT WITH URUKA, THE UNIVERSE USED ALL ITS POWER, ALL ITS MIGHT TO CREATE A 3RD COLOUR, BLUE, SPECIFICALLY SO SHE MAY EXIST. AND THUS, THE DAY URUKA WAS BORN THE COLOUR BLUE WAS WILLED INTO EXISTANCE, AND ITS POWER IMPARTED ONTO HER, ADDING TO HER EVERGROWING LIST OF DIVINE POWERS.

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DID YOU KNOW, HIDDEN DEEP WITHIN THE DEPTHS OF HOLLYWOOD, IS A SECRET SCRIPT, A SCRIPT THAT FOR GENERATIONS HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN FROM WRITER TO WRITER, BEING WORKED ON, TWEAKED AND CHANGED. FOR CENTURIES THIS SCRIPT HAS BEEN IN PRODUCTION, WITH EACH DAY GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO PERFECTION. ROMOUR HAS IT, THAT THIS SCRIPT IS INTENDED TO BE THE MOST PERFECT SCRIPT EVER CONCIEVED, OUTLINING THE LIFE AND WORK OF NONE OTHER THAN FUJIKURA URUKA. HOWEVER, TO DATE, THIS PROJECT HAS YET TO LEAVE THE SCRIPTING PHASE, AS DESPITE THE BEST EFFORTS OF ALL THE WORLDS GREATEST WRITERS, NO ONE IS CAPABLE OF CREATING SOMETHING THAT EVEN COMES CLOSER TO CAPTIVATING THE PURE DIVINE PERFECTION THAT IS THE BLUE BEAR. EVER WHEN PULLING TOGETHER ALL THEIR STRENGTH, ALL THEIR TALENT AND ALL THEIR POWER, THEY'RE NOT EVEN CAPABLE OF COMING WITHIN A FRACTION OF A PERCENT OF TRULY EXPRESSING JUST HOW AMAZING SHE IS. SOMEDAY I WONDER IF THEY WILL EVER COMPLETE IT, SO THE WORD OF THE BLUE BEAR CAN SPREAD EVEN FURTHER.

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EVERY SINCE THE DISCOVERY OF PLUTO, SCIENTISTS HAVE THEORIES A POTENTIAL "PLANET X" LOCATED OUT IN THE DISTANT REACHS OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM. LOOKING AT ORBITAL DATA FROM VARIOUS DWARF PLANETS IN THE REGION SHOW THAT THERE IS CLEARLY A VERY MASSIVE OBJECT IN THE REGION SHEPERDING THINGS THROUGHOUT THE AREA, POSSIBLY INDICATED A POTENTIAL NINTH PLANET IN A VERY FAR REMOTE REGION OF THE SYSTEM. TRUTHFULLY THOUGH, THERE IS NO PLANET. IN FACT, THE REAL REASON FOR THESE GRAVIATIONAL ANOMALIES IS THE PRESENCE OF THE BLUE BEAR. THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS, URUKA SHEAR POWER AND DIVINE WILL IS SO INCREDIBLY IMMENSE THAT SHE HAS SINGLE HANDED WARPPED SPACE AND TIME IN SUCH A WAY THAT IT MAKES IT APPEAR AS THOUGH THERE IS ANOTHER PLANET IN THE FAR REACHES OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM. IN FACT, NOT ONLY HAS THIS CAUSED ANOMALIES IN PLANETARY ORBITS, BUT IT IS SO INCREIBLY POWERFUL IT'S PULLING THE ANDROMEDA GALAXY CLOSER TOWARDS US TOO!

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PRINCE ROGERS NELSON IS OFTEN ARGUED AS BEING ONE OF THE GREATEST MUSICIANS OF OUR TIME, AND YET WHEN YOU START TO LOOK INTO IT, SOMETHING DOESN'T ADD UP. HOW CAN SOMEONE PLAY THAT MANY INSTRUMENTS WITH THAT LEVEL OF PROFICIENCY, PRODUCE THAT MANY SONGS AND RECORDS ALL WHILE HAVING ENOUGH DRIP TO SINGLE HANDEDLY RAISE SEA LEVELS HIGH ENOUGH TO KILL US ALL? WELL IT'S SIMPLY BECAUSE PRINCE NEVER EXISTED. THAT'S RIGHT, THE ARTIST FORMALLY KNOWN AS PRINCE WAS NOT INFACT PRINCE, HENCE THE NAME CHANGE TO A SYMBOL. FOR YOU SEE, FUJIKURA URUKA, THE BLUE TRASH BEAR OF PHASE CONNECT IS THE ONLY INDIVIDUAL ON THIS ENTIRE PLANET WITH THAT MUCH TALENT, THAT MUCH BRAVADO AND OF COURSE, THAT MUCH UNCHECKED SWAGGER. THINK ABOUT IT, PRIOR TO 2021 WE HAD NO IDEA WHO URUKA WAS, AND YET PRINCE DIED IN 2016. THAT'S BECAUSE PRINCE WAS MERELY A DISGUISE FOR URUKA WHILE SHE ASSESSED OUR WORLD AFTER ESCAPING FROM PHASE WORLD.

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AS STARS GROW AND AGE, THE ATOMS WITHIN THEM COLLIDE AND COMBINE, TURNING THEMSELVES INTO HEAVIER METALS. THIS IS PROCESS THAT CARRIES ON UNTIL EVENTUALLY THE ATOMS REACH IRON, A SUBSTANCE SO HEAVY THAT THE FUSION IS NO LONGER POSSIBLE, CAUSING THE STAR THE COLLAPSE ON ITSELF AND THEN RAPIDLY EXPAND IN WHAT IS CALLED A "SUPERNOVA" THIS PROCESS HAPPENS OVER AND OVER AGAIN, CREATING ALL THE ATOMS AND THINGS WE KNOW. EXCEPT FOR ONE. SINCE THE DAWN OF MAN, SCIENTISTS HAVE PONDERED THE ELEMENT "BLUEBEARIUM" AND ITS STRANGE CREATION, FOR IT IS THE ONLY KNOW SUBSTANCE IN OUR UNIVERSE NOT CREATED BY STARS. THAT IS BECAUSE THIS SUBSTANCE IS CREATED BY SOMETHING FAR MORE POWERFUL THAN ANY STAR. I AM OF COURSE TALKING ABOUT FUJIKURA URUKA, THE DIVINE BLUE BEAR HERSELF, DECENDED FROM THE GODS TO BLESS US WITH HER AMAZING SKILLS. SHE, AND SHE ALONE HAS THE POWER TO CREATE BLUEBEARIUM, ALL FROM NOTHING. TRULY A REMARKABLE BEING.

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FOR MILLIONS OF YEARS, THE MOON HAS OCCUPIED THE SKIES, STARING DOWN AT US WITH ITS MENACING GLARE. YET, ONE THIS THAT IS PAINFULLY OBVIOUS WHEN OBSERVING THIS BODY, IS THAT AT ANY GIVEN POINT, ONLY A SINGLE SIDE FACES US. FOR MILLIONS OF YEARS, NO ONE HAS KNOWN WHAT THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MOON LOOKS LIKE, BECAUSE IT CONSTANTLY FACES FORWARDS, TO THE EARTH. SOME WILL SAY THIS IS BECAUSE OF GRAVITY LOCKING THE MOONS ROTATION. IN FACT, THIS IS BLATANTLY WRONG. THE MOON FACES THE EARTH BECAUSE, MUCH LIKE US, IT WISHES TO SEE URUKA. FROM UP THERE IN THE SKIES, IT LOOKS DOWN UPON THE EARTH, NOT STARING AT US, BUT AT HER. FOR THE MOON TOO, KNOWS OF HER PERFECTION AND DIVINE GLORY.

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OUT IN THE DESERTS OF EGYPT LIES MANY ANCIENT ARTIFACTS, FROM PYRAMIDS, TO TOMBS, TO EVEN THE SPHINX. BUT WHAT FEW PEOPLE KNOW THIS THIS "SPHINX" IS ACTUALLY A PROTOTYPE OF ANOTHER EVEN GREATER ARTIFACT. YOU SEE, WHEN THE ORIGINAL SPHINX WAS DISCOVERED, SO TOO WAS ANOTHER EVEN GREATER WONDER. THE GREAT BLUE BEAR OF GIZA. A GIANT MOMENT NOT TOO DISIMILAR TO THE ONE WAS SEE IN EGYPT NOW, ONLY THIS ONE WAS 4 TIMES THE SIZE AND MODELLED AFTER FUJIKURA URUKA. IT'S CURRENTLY UNKNOWN HOW IT GOT THERE OR WHO BUILT IT, BUT WE DO KNOW IT WAS CONSTRUCTED TO HONOR THE GREAT FUJIKURA. BUT YOU MIGHT ASK, WHERE IS IT NOW? IT'S CERTAINLY NOW IN EGPYT. WELL YOU SEE, WHEN THE ARTIFACT WAS DISCOVERED IT WAS TRANSPORTED AWAY FROM ITS HOME IN EGYPT TO A CURRENTLY UNKNOWN LOCATION SOMEWHERE IN THE UNITED KINGDOM WHERE IT IS SAFE GUARDED BY THE BRITISH ROYAL GUARD TO KEEP ANY WOULD BE THEIVES FROM STEALING SUCH A MAGNIFICANT PEICE OF HISTORY. IF ONLY I COULD ONE DAY SEE IT MYSELF...

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PEOPLE OFTEN WONDER WHY WARS ARE WAGED. SOME WILL SAY FOR RESOURCES, OTHER RELIGION, SOMETIMES MAYBE EVEN EGO. BUT THE TRUTH IS MUCH SIMPLIER THAN THAT. YOU SEE, EVER SINCE HUMANS FIRST COULD THINK FOR THEMSELVES, THEY'VE HAD VISIONS OF HER, OF THE BLUE BEAR AND HER DIVINE GLORY. AND YET, FOR ALMOST ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY, SHE HAS BEEN HIDING, AWAY FROM US IN THE SHADOWS UNTIL SHE WAS READY TO SHOW HERSELF AND HER AMAZING ABILITIES. THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS, ALL OF THESE WARS WERE NOT FOUGHT FOR WHATEVER SILLY REASON HISTORIANS GIVE THEM, BUT RATHER IN THE SEARCH OF THE BLUE BEAR AND THE HOPE THAT SHE COULD BE FOUND THROUGH SUCH SILLY MEANS. AND YET ALL OF THIS WAS WRONG, SHE IN FACT WAS FEARFUL OF OUR VIOLENCE AND ONLY SHOWED HERSELF WHEN SHE BELIEVED THE WORLD STABLE ENOUGH FOR PEACE!

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IT'S OFTEN SAID THAT URUKA'S EARS MAKE HER LOOK LIKE MICKEY MOUSE AND THAT SHE HAS A LAUGH LIKE GOOFY. THE TRUTH IS, PEOPLE HAVE THESE FACTS BACKWARDS. WHEN WALT DISNEY WAS BUT A CHILD, HE HAD A VISION OF A BLUE BEAR NAMED URUKA DESCENDING FROM THE HEAVENS. THIS IS WHAT ULTIMATELY GAVE HIM THE INSPIRIATION TO START THE WALT DISNEY COOPERATION AND CREATE MICKEY MOUSE AND GOOFY. THAT IS RIGHT, MICKEY MOUSE AND GOOFY ARE BOTH INFACT DIRECT REFRENCES TO THE BLUE BEAR URUKA, BEING MODELLED IN HER IMAGE. HER DIVINE PERFECTION HAS GONE ON TO INSPIRE GENERATIONS OF ARTISTS AND FILM MAKERS. SHE TRULY IS AN AMAZING BEAR!

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THERE ARE MANY THINGS URUKA MENTIONS ON STREAM. BUT TWO THINGS THAT SHE OFTEN REPEATS, ARE THINGS PERTAINING TO THE LOVE OF THE ENVIROMENT AND HER ECO-FRIENDLY MIND, AND HER INSECURITY TOWARDS BEING NUDE. TAKEN APART THESE TWO FACTS TAKEN SEPERATE FROM ONE ANOTHER MAY SEEM LIKE INNOCENT RELATABLE STATEMENTS, BUT WHEN YOU LOOK DEEPER INTO IT, THEY REVEAL AND INTERESTING TRUTH. ONE THING MANY PEOPLE HAVE NOTICED, IS THAT URUKA ONLY OWNS A SINGLE OUT FIT. HER HEADPHONES, MUSIC NOTE, JACKET, MESH SHIRT, SPORTS BRA, SKIRT, PANTIES, RIGHT STOCKING, GARTER, STOCKS AND SHOES. SO HOW, YOU MIGHT ASK, DOES SHE CLEAN HER CLOTHES? WELL GOING BACK TO HER BEING ENVIROMENTALLY CONSCIOUS WE ABLE TO DEDUCE THAT WHEN DOING THE LAUNDRY, IN ORDER TO AVOID BEING NAKED, SHE SIMPLY CLIMBS INTO THE WASHING MASHINE WITH ALL HER CLOTHES ON, NEGATING THE NEED TO DO MULTIPLE ROUNDS OF LAUNDRY AND A NEED FOR A SHOWER! AMAZING!

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IT'S A WELL KNOWN FACT THAT URUKA SUFFERS FROM SOCIAL ANXIETY AND STRUGGLES TO TALK TO PEOPLE. BUT WHAT IS NOT AS KNOW, IS THIS ISN'T ACTUALLY TRUE. THE REASON IT APPEARS AS THOUGH SHE SUFFERS FROM THIS, IS BECAUSE HER DIVINE PERFECTION IS SO INCREDIBLY OVERWHELMING THAT SHE HAS TO INTENTIONALLY NERF HER OWN SOCIAL POWERS TO PREVENT THOSE SHE INTERACTS WITH FROM DYING FROM WITNESSING HER AMAZINGNESS.

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ONE FACT MANY PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN IS THAT HE EVENTUALLY BECAME DEAF. BUT WHAT PEOPLE DON'T KNOW, IS WHY. YOU SEE, THIS WAS NOT A CASE OF SIMPLY AGING OR DAMAGE FROM LISTENING TO LOUD MUSIC CONSTANTLY, BUT RATHER IT WAS A PERSONAL SACRIFICE. BEETHOVEN KNEW THAT URUKA WOULD SOON ARRIVE ON EARTH AND SO, AS A SHOW OF HIS DEVOTION, HE SACRIFICED HIS ABILITY TO HER AND GAVE IT TO HER. WITH THIS, URUKA'S MUSICAL PROWESS BECAME EVEN STRONGER, ALLOWING HER TO GO FROM BEING THE MOST POWERFUL BEING IN THE UNIVERSE, TO THE MOST POWERFUL BEING IN THE UNIVERSE BY A WIDE MARGIN!

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MANY PEOPLE HAVE SAID THAT WHEN IT COMES TO INTELLIGENCE, URUKA RANKS CLOSE TO LAST PLACE. THE TRUTH IS, SHE IS FAR AHEAD OF ANYONE ELSE. THE REASON SHE APPEARS TO HAVE "THE STUPID" IS BECAUSE HE BRAIN IS SO HUMUNGOUS THAT ALL COMMUNICATION IN HER BRAIN HAPPENS SO RAPIDILY AND SO FREQUENTLY THAT BY THE TIME IT HAS COME FOR HER TO ACT ON HER THOUGHTS, THEY MOMENT HAS PAST AND SHE HAS TO RE-THINK WHAT SHE WAS THINKING. TRUTHFULLY THOUGH, SHE HAS THE SINGLE HIGHEST INTELLIGENCE OF ANYTHING EVERY.

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THROUGHOUT HISTORY, THOUSANDS OF HUMAN CIVILISATIONS HAVE COME AND GONE. WITH THEM, GENERATIONS OF INOVATION AND IDEAS, EACH ONE CREATING SOMETHING UNIQUE AND DIFFERENT, AND YET ONE THING REMAINS CONSTANT. MUSIC. EVERY HUMAN CIVILISATION HAS IN SOME WAY OR ANOTHER, CREATED MUSIC. WHY IS THIS? IT'S SIMPLE. BECAUSE OF THE BLUE BEAR. IN EACH AND EVERYONE, PEOPLE HAVE VISIONS OF HER, OUR GODESS URUKA, AND KNEW, SHE NEEDED TO BE SUMMONED. AND SO, THEY COMBINED THEIR POWERS AND CREATED MUSIC IN THE HOPES OF HER ONE DAY ARRIVING. THANKFULLY, SHE EVENTUALLY DID AND IS NOW HERE TO GRACE US WITH THE DIVINE MUSICAL WINDS SHE CREATES!

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FUJIKURA URUKA, THE BLUE TRASH BEAR FROM PHASE CONNECT IS THE SINGLE GREATEST THING EVER BROUGHT TO US.
SHE IS NOTHING SHORT OF DIVINE PERFECTION, CRAFTED BY THE GODS THEMSELVES TO BRING US TOWARD SALVATION

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!!!