/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>75299078
>he likes cute girls
what are you, gay?

>>74378217
When I log into my Xenix system with my 110 baud teletype, both vi and Emacs are just too damn slow. They print useless messages like, ‘C-h for help’ and ‘“foo” File is read only’. So I use the editor that doesn't waste my VALUABLE time.

Ed, man! !man ed

ED(1) Unix Programmer's Manual ED(1)

NAME
ed - text editor

SYNOPSIS
ed [ - ] [ -x ] [ name ]
DESCRIPTION
Ed is the standard text editor.

Computer Scientists love ed, not just because it comes first alphabetically, but because it's the standard. Everyone else loves ed because it's ED!

“Ed is the standard text editor.”

And ed doesn't waste space on my Timex Sinclair. Just look:

-rwxr-xr-x 1 root 24 Oct 29 1929 /bin/ed
-rwxr-xr-t 4 root 1310720 Jan 1 1970 /usr/ucb/vi
-rwxr-xr-x 1 root 5.89824e37 Oct 22 1990 /usr/bin/emacs

Of course, on the system I administrate, vi is symlinked to ed. Emacs has been replaced by a shell script which 1) Generates a syslog message at level LOG_EMERG; 2) reduces the user's disk quota by 100K; and 3) RUNS ED!!!!!!

“Ed is the standard text editor.”

Let's look at a typical novice's session with the mighty ed:

golem$ ed

?
help
?
?
?
quit
?
exit
?
bye
?
hello?
?
eat flaming death
?
^C
?
^C
?
^D
?

Note the consistent user interface and error reportage. Ed is generous enough to flag errors, yet prudent enough not to overwhelm the novice with verbosity.

“Ed is the standard text editor.”

Ed, the greatest WYGIWYG editor of all.

ED IS THE TRUE PATH TO NIRVANA! ED HAS BEEN THE CHOICE OF EDUCATED AND IGNORANT ALIKE FOR CENTURIES! ED WILL NOT CORRUPT YOUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS!! ED IS THE STANDARD TEXT EDITOR! ED MAKES THE SUN SHINE AND THE BIRDS SING AND THE GRASS GREEN!!

When I use an editor, I don't want eight extra KILOBYTES of worthless help screens and cursor positioning code! I just want an EDitor!! Not a “viitor”. Not a “emacsitor”. Those aren't even WORDS!!!! ED! ED! ED IS THE STANDARD!!!

TEXT EDITOR.

When IBM, in its ever-present omnipotence, needed to base their “edlin” on a Unix standard, did they mimic vi? No. Emacs? Surely you jest. They chose the most karmic editor of all. The standard.

Ed is for those who can remember what they are working on. If you are an idiot, you should use Emacs. If you are an Emacs, you should not be vi. If you use ED, you are on THE PATH TO REDEMPTION. THE SO-CALLED “VISUAL” EDITORS HAVE BEEN PLACED HERE BY ED TO TEMPT THE FAITHLESS. DO NOT GIVE IN!!! THE MIGHTY ED HAS SPOKEN!!!

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Reposting this for the math pankophile:
https://github.com/Stark-Night/awa5x/releases/tag/v1.3.1

New version to address the size of the values stored in the abyss.

Good morning (almost 10AM). I miss Jelly.

>>71114483
Press the "Start Streaming" button.

>>70327577
Of course there's no human hands in them. She's an alien.

>>65532782
I'm currently shitposting on three different threads.

>be excited about gentree
>stay awake until 5AM to watch everything
>not a single good timeslot
I happened the same with gentoo and honestly I should've assumed it was going to be the same, but I wanted to believe.
The worst part is that I can basically throw away all my Eimi memes; what do I do with them if I can't watch her?

>>64368253
>Worst case scenario would be blatantly horny pandering like Hime and Dizzy
Ackshually the "horny" meme has been going on pretty much since debut: there is a reason "solitaire" keeps being mentioned when discussing her.
The incest game is really the only time she was so open about it and I want to believe it's an exaggeration to cover an actual slip-up that would've otherwise gone unnoticed if not for the hyper autism of both Jelly and her chat.
The slip-up being that she was actually horny for Andy, but she really went out of her way to make it known to everyone, probably hoping that by changing it to some kind of "entertainment" people would not give it too much thought.

>>63165815
>>63165918
Female hands typed these.

Jelly in about 30 minutes!

>>60225774
Why not quines?

>>59308608
It might be this

>>59292538
No Jelly streaming.

Is this a picture of Jelly Hoshiumi?

>>58913918
Because I have the power to.

>>58503976
Too much jong is detrimental to one's health.