/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>26717726
Unironically I'm watching her and feeling no negative emotions anymore. What's wrong with me bros...

do you ever think they'll sing other Green Day Songs? I just wanna hear Rosemi just say a hard "fag" as loud as possible

This game is gonna have more backseating than MGS and Petra's first time is gonna be ruined like my first time, she laid there like a dead fish

>>26647212
SEA anons I love you, please come back to me... Don't leave me here to deal with these other burgers...

>>26608001
I drink to forget

>>26556116
it seems that i'm pretty much left behind. it's okay i can watch the vod but it's not the same as when it's live

alban please let me sleep

holy FUCK I forgot I had rosemi's stream open, so it started and it was so loud it made me jump

Naruto's "censoring" on /a/ was the beginning of the end, not being able to talk about the main topic of a fucking board because some shitposters don't like it is retarded. Meanwhile /a/ goes buckwild for fucking DBZ and Jojo, which are worse than Naruto in every way

Does sex feel nice? Or is it too much work to get to that stage? Not like i'd know anything about that since the most i've ever had is a friendly hug

I sat on my balls and now it feels like I have to puke, and my stomach is empty too so the feeling is worse

I have the whole afternoon free, what should I watch? I already finished the rosemi vods so I'm feeling kinda empty...

I just woke up and I have a headache...

>>26331246
>>26331260
Fine, this is gonna be a long one:
So, I had 2 friends who were boyfriend and girlfriend, and I got really close to them giving his girlfriend a birthday present (cause I didnt wanna be left out).
So I was invited into their small friend group, and played games with them after work. Eventually they found my social media off a joke and friended me and I was "widowed" cause it was funny when I was like 10, so they asked and I made up an entirely fake story about how I had a soul mate and how she died and I wandered the earth as a vagabond and shit, and I mean't to tell them it was a joke but genuinely never did and when I wanted too I was to far in so I kept having to lie and make shit up to keep it up so they wouldn't think I was a terrible person.
The girl and boy were also super menhera, so I was basically their comfort they went too to gossip about people in the group and shit and i'd listen and give solutions. I'd also get them comfort food, gift cards, ect. not to be creepy but just to be a friend cause I hate seeing people sad and shit, which made them both very uncomfortable and created a gap in our friendship even though they never told me to stop.
Anyways, eventually I got mad at one of the dudes in the group who I told a secret and he fucking made a joke about it, and I distanced myself, eventually they called me out for lying and I admitted it and kind of had a mental breakdown cause at the time I was super depressed and shit and they basically kicked me out of the group which furthered my depression and eventually seeing them everyday hurt so much I just quit my job and left and unfriended them all.

Honestly the only thing that kept my from killing myself from this fuck up was the fact that they also kicked out another friend genuinely because "they didnt like her boyfriend" but were too afraid to tell her so they manufactured some bullshit to kick her out, and honestly I feel more regret for hurting them and their feelings then I do for lying to them just because hurting people doesnt feel good at all

and thats my rosebud blogpost for the day

>>26314906
King....

been up all night fiercely jerking it every 10 minutes to the thought of Siska smelling her own ass in bed and needing to fap before she can go to bed

>guerilla members stream right after i pass out

My moms always telling me how disappointed she is in me because I decided to quit work to go to school and also to watch Anime girls while I finish my degree.
I think shes jealous cause i'll make more than her once I graduate in december

the flies are back in my house bros...

>>26163471
>Please don't steal my evil deeds... I'll retire for real if you do...
oh.. okay I won't I'm sorry.
I just missed you so much bro...

>>26139949
I used to do that but I stopped when my drain got clogged from cum and hair

I did something at work that impressed people, including the one girl coworker I get along with

She held up her hands and I gave her a high five, only for her to say, "oh sorry I was blocking out the light with my hand"
Death cannot come fast enough for me today...

>>26108306
>>26108444
This is why I have such little faith in women.

the karaoke is 2pm jst... I'm still at work by then... I can't drink and enjoy the karaoke with the pentomos...