/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>51776868
Remember kids, always do the opposite Kana says

On a dark desert server
Cold feeling in my head
Fetid smell of a tail
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she greeted the entrance
I heard the fox's bell
And I was thinking to myself
"This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"
Then she lit up a kitsunebi
And she showed me the way
There were posts down the channels
I thought I read them say

"Welcome to the Fox's Den
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Fox's Den
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find it here"

Her mind is Stinky-NEET-twisted
She got the Menhera bends, uh
She got a lot of pretty smelly boys
That she calls fleas
How they dance in the burrow
Sweet summer sweat
Some post to remember
Some post to forget
So I called up the Janny
"Please bring me my wife"
He said, "We haven't had her here since late 2021"
And still those voices are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say

"Welcome to the Fox's Den
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
They living it up at the Fox's Den
What a nice surprise (What a nice surprise)
Bring your meds"

Screenshots of the statements
The purple name of the fox
And she said, "You are all just prisoners here
Of your own device"
And in the mod team's channels
They gathered for the feast
They ban them with their steely hammers
But they just can't stop the shitposting
Last thing I remember, I was
Going for the exit
I had to find my way back
To the place I was before
"Relax," said the old flea
"We are programmed to receive
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave"

Cursed stream

hi real mizu here
I'm too busy schizoposting on discord to care what you fags are doing

>>7238256
She's Kana, that's what she did right

>>6877743
>develop a healthier relationship with Kana
Good luck with that, you're gonna need it.

>>6641019
>>6640926
>Sell me on Kana
Great shitposter with a loveable yet sometimes bratty personality. She can go from saying the most insane shit to being down to earth and philosophical. Her selling point really is her personality, I'd tell you she's special but everyone who shills their favorite streamer will tell you that, so just check out one of her streams, you won't be disappointed.
>What's her specialty?
Talking and making her viewers become obsessed with her not a meme

>>6460697
Why is this so common?

>>6239861
But she doesn't do anything that's GFE-like besides teasing a little sometimes.
I've been obsessed with her for months and I still can't pinpoint what exactly makes her so special. She's the only person that has managed to make me feel like this and I've been in relationships so it's not that I just need to have sex.

>>6124683
Give her your sanity, that's how she feeds herself.

>be Kana
>have successful YouTube channel
>enjoy streaming to a small audience
>start getting really big
>start to become more stressed and anxious about streaming
>suddenly have idea
>decide to finally do Q&A and let your fans ask you whatever they want
>take your time, read every question
>make the Q&A video shitting on the weird and horny questions that you got and give your honest thoughts about the community
>people start to seethe, audience is cut in half
>discord server is nuked
>buy more porn of your character
>go to sleep
>wake up with the remaining group of people loving you even more
>be happi

>>4167283
Because we all know where she gets her powers from.