/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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he's great on the first watch/read but he's literally the insufferable "and everyone stood up and clapped" meme personified
>be me
>orphan and sole heir to old money british family
>be super jacked and have superpowers since birth
>also extremely intelligent
>me and my grandma are at dinner with our black friend that i saved from racist cops which is very progressive for the time
>a nasty ugly racist comes up and starts calling our friend slurs
>i bravely get up and defend him
>use my sherlock skills to deduce everything about him, including the location of his weapons
>totally predict all the mean man's moves and trick him into beating up a coat rack instead of me
>beat him up in front of all the other patrons
>everyone in the restaurant LITERALLY stands up and claps
part 3 joseph is better desu