/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Monday morning. Jelly called me into her room and ordered me to kneel in front of her throne and motioned towards the wall. The viewscreen powers on, displaying a picture. It was a results screen, and her trusted starknights on Team Spiral, led by yours truly, were in last place. She looked towards me in silence, but I knew that look in her eyes. What she expected of me. That's when I noticed the blade lay on the carpet before me. Without hesitation, I grabbed it and lopped off a pinky, as is my duty to the Order. But Jelly's disappointment was far too great. Her quiet rage unyeilding. She looked back towards me and said one word. "Again." I was taken aback, but after the initial shock, I complied. Anything to please my lady, after all. Another cut, another finger, and another response from Jelly. "Again." Another cut. "Again." Cut. "Again." Until all that remained on my hands were two bloody stumps. With no hands, I would never be able to shame her and Spiral again. No more Animal Fight. No more Minecraft. No more whatever the third game is. Just me and an eternal reminder of my failure to bring glory to my Princess.

>>74260860
Jesus.

>>73855268
I just turned my fucking lights off too.

>>73273679
Those wizkids over at 4chanX need to work on a tastepost function pronto.

>>72378816
That's for my peers to decide. And God.

Honestly I should purchase a state of the art plane and fly it over Jelly's countryside compound so I can HALO jump a few miles outside and stealthily infiltrate her farm on full niqab. Her family would welcome me with open arms, and we would dine, share some laughs, the whole nine yards. I would make up some bullshit story about being lost, and they would offer me free lodging until we figured out a solution in the morning. Once the sun sets, it would give me ample time to launch my plan. Everyone except Jelly would be dispatched, and Jelly would be persuaded to leave the cottage. I'd have to be somewhat forceful, of course. It would only be natural for her to fear the sandnigga shogun that stands before her. I would of course gain the upper hand in the struggle and toss her unconscious body on the nearest farm animal so she can be transported to a faraway secure location. She would awake in a concrete room, dazed and confused, until my voice booms over the loudspeaker. Of course, she would adheer to my detailed instructions and sit at the computer on the other side of the room, gnorping for me live on air until I am satisfied.

>>67008676
I considered it but then we hit page 10 in like 3 minutes. I didn't feel like rebaking if they shot us.

>>63325812
No. They suck.

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I swear, if the model is a goth version of Jelly, I don't know what I'll do. I will not and will never lewd her. I hope.

>>61183465
No, even though I've written about bito rape twice.