/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

You didn't hear this from me, but... Ame will offcollab with Pekora and her monkey this year.

My sources tell me that Gura has a damaged epiglottis

>>41385553
stay where you are, we need to talk

>>11445539
Stay where you are.

>>10513701
You're not supposed to see that

>>9365311
You will receive an e-mail soon.

Are you too emotionally invested in your Oshi?

IT BEGINS
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>>6127096
You're catching on. Let's just say that the plan is going smoother than we could've ever hoped for. They are real packages, but they may or may not have surprises of the rodent kind installed in them.

I hope you had fun today. Phase 2 of The Plan begins now. You'll see.

The Informant in the Wall responded to me. The preparations are complete. They will announce that their 3D is ready to go and will debut within a few months from now.

>>3219627
You've obtained forbidden information

>>3081498
It is all connected. It always returns to a rat.

>>2546049

You know too much...

>>2513472

[PA SYSTEM]
Anonymous residents of /hlgg/ Tower, I've received new information regarding Hololive EN talent Takanashi Kiara. It's confirmed by my rodent insiders that she does, in fact, have a gun. That is all. Carry on.

I told you the plushies were coming but none of you believed me. Never doubt my agents ever again.

Rumor has it that Gura is overall a very sweet girl that just brings love and happiness to everyone around her. But you didn't hear it from me.

>>588819

Yes, and for a good reason. Trust our plan...

>Ame+Gura Discord sex posting dying out
>The "old man" giving Ame a toy because he was just oh so "nice" to her for no reason...

The plan began a long, long time ago. You know the thing about kindness? It's easy to mimic, easy to pretend that you're nice. It's even easier to put a tiny robot inside of a toy for the purposes of obtaining audio and text logs of potential discord sex with Gura. Oh, detective. You've been a little too comfortable, a little too sloppy.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA REALITY IS GLITCHING TASUKETE

>>293658

You know too much.

>she actually accepted the toy from the "old man"

The first phase begins. You make things too easy sometimes, detective. You will not best me this time.

ᴬᵐᵉˡᶦᵃ ᵂᵃᵗˢᵒn'ˢ ᶦnᶜʳᵉᵃˢᵉ ᶦn ᶜᵘᵗᵉnᵉˢˢ ᶦˢ nᵒᵗ ᵃ ᶜᵒᶦnᶜᶦᵈᵉnᶜᵉ. ᴵᵗ'ˢ ᶜᵃˡᶜᵘˡᵃᵗᵉᵈ. ᴹᵉᵗʰᵒᵈᶦᶜᵃˡ. ᴾʳᵉᵈᵃᵗᵒʳ-ˡᶦᵏᵉ. ᴮᵉʷᵃʳᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵘᵗᵉ ᵈᵉᵗᵉᶜᵗᶦᵛᵉ.

Here's the big R.Ratman cringe post and I'm never fucking doing this again.

I'm not dead, god damn it. I know some anons wish I was dead because they hate OC vocaroo stuff but I'm sorry to say I'm still alive. I'm here every day. Every. Single. Day. For hours and hours. The switch from /jp/ to /vt/ didn't kill me. I even lurk in the /jp/ thread too. Tell everyone else if they ever ask. Here's the new stupid shit I made when we switched to /vt/ that isn't in the old pastebin link.

https://voca.ro/1gYYaEeaR5js
News #8

MGS was mentioned during Ina's Sunday stream and I did these two things because I like MGS. The second one I finished today and never posted until now. Enjoy the short story.

The Phone Call
https://voca.ro/1feat1BFI0Z2

End of Yagoo
https://voca.ro/1EUSeP6cCWis

Here's the pastebin with all the old stuff
https://pastebin.com/51SNhgti

I wanna clarify that I don't fancy myself a thread celebrity and these are all just for fun because I like to mess with audio. Some anons seem to really like whenever I do a new thing so I figured I'd post about it because a lot of people that like these miss out, because I post at random times and never repost. I post only at dead hours, or try to, at least. I appreciate that some of you get a laugh out of my badly edited shorts, even though I know a lot of them can be hit or miss. And finally:

https://vocaroo.com/1b7E4pL6Kk83

This one is true, by the way. I was giggling like a fucking idiot while eating my pepeloni pizza. What have you done to me.

I don't know why the threads and Hololive inspire me to keep doing these or why I try to put in so much effort sometimes.

I'm R.Ratman. And you are, too. Gonna go back to lurking k thanks bye.