/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Chumbud here, do you guys want to eat your oshi?

>>26227646

>>25281789
Maybe there is some nostalgia involved... I saw a vtuber from Idol stream it recently and it feels like you should at least be able to pick up self-referential humor. A talkative streamer should have no problem making it entertaining though.

>>23552488
Don't put hope into anything your dick isn't willing to make come true. Also,
>AIDs
>s
Really?
Also
that's really rude, why would you post that?

>Straight-edge KFP

>>20516107
HELL YEAH

>>20229793
And another one

>>18588174
I HEAR THE EGG CRACK
UNDER /HFZ/'S SKY
THE ORANGE WOMAN RISES
ARE YOU READY TO COPE?
ARE YOU READY TO SEETHE?

This game would be better if you can sucker punch those wild pokemons while your own pokemon is battling them. I want to punt a bidoof.

I wanna show you something, Calli.

This is Codeine Cough Syrup. I have to take this everytime I get a cold. The only way you obtain this is with a prescription from a doctor. Now, I know you know a thing or two about prescription medication. What I don’t think you realize is that you have to go to a doctor to legally obtain some. Unlike you, Calli, this is the only foreign substance I will allow in my body. So, if you wanna imitate me, why don’t you try living a clean lifestyle? Why don’t you try living a straight edge lifestyle?

Calli, you’ve got two strikes. Do you know how many I have? …Zero. Calli, you know how many times I’ve been suspended? …Zero! Do you know how many times I’ve been to a rehab facility? …That’s right: ZERO!

Now let’s talk about alcohol. I saved the best poison for last, see, because this is a gateway drug. Don’t tell me, not a single one of you in here has ever said: ‘I’m gonna go out for one drink.’ And one leads to two. And two drinks lead to three. And then it’s a double of this and a shot of that. And then your head winds up in the toilet, night in and night out. Congratulations: That is alcoholism!

In my book, if you even take one drink, you’re an alcoholic. So I understand why you Deadbeats love Calliope Mori so much. I understand why Calli loves you. It’s because you’re all weak.

Whether you like it or not, whether you know it or not, you deserve better. This entire world deserves better. What you need is a Idol. You need a strong Idol who’s gonna stand up in the face of antis and just say ‘No!’ You need a strong Idol that’s gonna carry the banner of hololive with honor, with pride, respect, dignity, integrity, and class. What you people need is a straight edge Idol. What you need is Takanashi Kiara.

>>16990781
I wanna show you something, Calli.

This is Promethazine Cough Syrup. I have to take this everytime I get a cold. The only way you obtain this is with a prescription from a doctor. Now, I know you know a thing or two about prescription medication. What I don’t think you realize is that you have to go to a doctor to legally obtain some. Unlike you, Jeff, this is the only foreign substance I will allow in my body. So, if you wanna imitate me, why don’t you try living a clean lifestyle? Why don’t you try living a straight edge lifestyle?

Calli, you’ve got two strikes. Do you know how many I have? …Zero. Jeff, you know how many times I’ve been suspended? …Zero! Do you know how many times I’ve been to a rehab facility? …That’s right: ZERO!

Now let’s talk about alcohol. I saved the best poison for last, see, because this is a gateway drug. Don’t tell me, not a single one of you in here has ever said: ‘I’m gonna go out for one drink.’ And one leads to two. And two drinks lead to three. And then it’s a double of this and a shot of that. And then your head winds up in the toilet, night in and night out. Congratulations: That is alcoholism!

In my book, if you even take one drink, you’re an alcoholic. So I understand why you Deadbeats love Calliope Mori so much. I understand why Calli loves you. It’s because you’re all weak.

Whether you like it or not, whether you know it or not, you deserve better. This entire world deserves better. What you need is a Idol. You need a strong Idol who’s gonna stand up in the face of adversity and just say ‘No!’ You need a strong Idol that’s gonna carry the banner of hololive with honor, with pride, respect, dignity, integrity, and class. What you people need is a straight edge Idol. What you need is Takanashi Kiara.

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>>16659830
HELL YEAH

remember when kiara was a phoenix warrior and not some bird feline incestual hybrid that runs a chicken only version of mcdonalds?

>>14790034
Based straightedgechad

>>14654316
>he doesn't know about the /vt/ and /pw/ connection
Go back you newfaggot

>>13555126
Kiara is reverse corrupting her into straight-edge.

thak kiara

>>12456607
>she now really considers Kiara a best friend
Is this true? That's really wholesome.

>>11545066
>kfp undefeated

LOOK IN MY EYESSSS
WHAT DO YOU SEEEEEE?
KIARA MAKES /vt/ SEETHE

>>9519504

>>9119034
>>9119035
Based Straightedge Kiara