/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>51809615
I got it from some random blog already but thanks bro

Why yes I do pirate every single movie
I love Pomu, she's my shining star!

>>51194763
I don't know
watchsomuch.to/Movie/993846-HQ-Bluray/The-Wolf-of-Wall-Street-2013

>>48117605
You best start loving menhera girls, you're watching one.

>>47965953
Is it weird that I like Pomu's version more than the original?

>>42584151
Rember the bootleg Sea of Thieves stream and the training arc where they played with us? I rember.

>>40096082
Actually it's REALLY fucking expensive. There's a reason that Youtube did that experiment where they removed 4k for free users. It cost a lot to host videos in 4k, if Twitch limited the quality it would be more feasible.

I like that Salome and Lize get so much butt art

In high school this popular kid kept bullying me. Our class was in one of those portable classrooms and if you turned off the lights there was no natural sunlight, it was pitch black. They kept having one kid turn off the light while the bully would run up and punch me in the back of the head while I was sitting at my desk and the teacher couldn't do shit since they didn't see it happen.

One time when they did it I just pulled out a boxcutter the moment the light went out and held it behind my head. He punched the blade and sliced his knuckles open in the dark and started screaming and crying. It was funny, he never tried that again.

>>33354585
I always have my oshi's best interests at heart even if it's something that would hurt her it's for her own good.

I love Pomu, she's my shining star!

>>32550062
Playing with Pomu is a magical experience, I really enjoy those streams. That Sea of Thieves ripoff was also pretty fun.

>>30252890
That's exactly what I want from a girl tho. I don't want another girl that just regurgitates my tastes, I'd love to watch Yuri on Ice with her if she's truly into it and willing to talk about it as we watch. Not all men are completely opposed to watching shonen-ai/yaoi content as long as you're not just using them as a proxy for your fujo friends. I fucking love Sarazanmai and Natsume Yuujinchou and Tsurune and enjoyed Free.

>>30253321
Nope, girls that just mimic their boyfriend's tastes are boring.

>>30253156
Hosoyan is a very sexy VA and Belial's constant sexual innuendos really get the fujos going I think. As far as BL characters go I think he's one of the more fun characters, even guys like him.

>>28238369
I almost had a relationship with a Touhou crossdresser but I just couldn't take how narcissistic he was. It was really frustrating how physically attracted I was to him in cosplay when he was rping as the characters or doing a photoshoot. But when he took it off he had a very vile personality that made me stop talking to him before we ever had sex due to how often he'd shit on people for not being as pretty as him or start verbal slapfights with random strangers, especially women, just because they were breathing the same air as him.

In hindsight I should've just sucked up my pride and taken the chance to lose my virginity. I still fap to some of his Marisa sets from time to time tho.

>>26790198
It's just in Pomu's nature to avoid bringing real life stuff into vtubing because she cares a lot about the whole "entertainer" aspect of trying to bring smiles to people. That's also why she sometimes ends up very stressed on stream because she's not being entertaining enough. Nijisanji has no formal rule against politics but Pomu probably realizes criticizing real life all the time is emotionally draining to herself and her viewers.

Also at the time she was saying that it was during MGR when everyone was spamming MAGA in her chat and trying to jerk off to Trump during Armstrong's jingoistic pro-war speech and she was visibly annoyed by it and wanting them to just shut up.

I love Pomu, she's my shining star!

>>25174078
I don't get why you guys are always surprised that nobody is streaming. Basically only Pomu and Ewiwa stream on sundays.

>>25132629
How do I find one? I want a crazy one, like Pomu.

>>23514754
Pomu had an entire segment in her last zatsudan about men peeing themselves while sitting down

I'm latin american and never got raped as a kid. What's this bullshit?

>>18957211
Honestly I never thought that being a good boy would pay off. I just like to be one and it always felt right.

>>18701823
Do what you want cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!
Yarr har fiddle dee dee
Being a pirate is alright to be
Do what you want cause a pirate is free
You are a pirate!
You are a pirate!
Yeah!

We got us a map (A nao!)
To lead us to a hidden box
Thats all locked up with locks (with locks!)
And buried deep away

Well dig up the box (The box!)
We know its full of precious booty
Burst open the locks
And then we say hooray!

Yarr har fiddle dee dee
If you love to sail the sea
Weigh anchor!
Yarr har fiddle dee dee
Being a pirate is alright to be
Do what you want cause a pirate is free
You are a pirate!

Arr yarr ahoy and avast
Dig a deep and youre digging too fast
Hang the black flag at the end of the mast!
You are a pirate!

Yay!
Were sailing away (Set sail!)
Adventure waits on every shore
We set sail and explore (Yaar har!)
And run and jump all day (Yeah!)
We float in our boat (The Boat!)
Until its time to drop the anchor
Then hang up our coats (Aye, aye!)
Until we sail again!

Yarr har fiddle dee dee
If you love to sail the sea

Land ho!
Yarr har fiddle dee dee
Being a pirate is alright to be
Do what you want cause a pirate is free
You are a pirate!
Yarr har! Wind at your back lads wherever you go!
Blue sky above and blue ocean below
You are a pirate!
You are a pirate!

>>12157574
Snitches walk the plank

2232 not last!