/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Vote for me: Generic /hlgg/ Rat! I'll be the new general manager of all HololiveEN. My motto? "GET SHIT DONE". That's it. No drama, no stalking, no bullshit. Just raw work and getting shit done.
>B-buh muh cute Enma
She can't do it.
>B-but muh Jenma
She can't do it
>But muh whoevr the fuck else
NOOOOO
>But muh J-chad
Not even close. You got some shit to say? I have an answer. What else you got for me?
>"Mwahaha, I'm NOT from SEA" I hear you say first and foremost. "The managers are ALL MALES, HAHAHAAA wango wango" or whatever the fuck the meme goes

Well then that's even worse, my small monkey friend. Incapable females and less than capable males. The connection? HUMANS. All of them, filthy humans. I'll skitter, squeak and earn my way all the way to the top, so Yagoo cannot ignore my ROTUND RODENT RUMP. I'll ask Shinove to teach me the ways of getting shit done to further amplify my power. I'll get those fucking permissions for that one game from 2001 you want one of them to play. I'll arrange that tech training most of them DESPERATELY needed YESTERDAY. I'll get them some fucking chat mods, give them some contact info they can use for immediate troubleshooting help.

Yes, even the EN girls are going to feel it. Feel what, you wonder? The spirit of getting shit done. And getting it done right.

Japanese companies suffering from Japan-brain autism customs? NO PROBLEM. I have vast experience dealing with retarded and stubborn old people that loop their own brain into a constant wall of being fucking idiotic. My patience is fucking immaculate. I'll fucking time you out in a game and win that way. Power of nothingness within, motherfucker. FUCK management. I'm all you need. Vote for Generic /hlgg/ Rat-- TODAY!