/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

It's pretty neat to stalk the profiles of submitters.

offkai is in 3 fucking days Im going insane aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd6daCR127g
Mutually beneficial cohabitation contract with the Jell.

>>76621494
That's a problem of stretching not lifting.
Ironically enough calf & abductor stretches tend to do the trick.

>>76400682
Good god you are NEW
OK.
Pippa Hierarchy of collab likelihood from most to least.
>Forced
Nuff said. Though she might still tummy hort.
>Male 2view indie vtuber or male fleshtuber
Effectively the preferred default.
>Female 2view indie
Works pretty well. Might have to push or she might look like ripe prey to bully, either way this is a very easy way to get in
>Female 2view corpo
Running into some resistance here though it has a decent-high chance of happening.
------------------------THE WALL-------------------------

Past this, HARD ghosting, flagrant lying to get out of the occurrence and endless reshuffling in the hope the other party gives up may occur
>3view (700 is where this kicks in) Indie female
Very will they won't they, possible but difficult.
>3view corpo female
Will effectively only happen with outside pressure
>genmates or immediate seniors
Will be avoided at all costs unless others can be added on so she can disappear into the crowd
>4view female corpo
Simply doesn't happen unless she rings Pippa up all hours of the day and pulls together her entire social circle to apply pressure unrelenting.

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>>76273890
TBF a hit of DMT while already on Molly is godlike

>>76264486
Bruh fasted lifting is fucking magical.
Your PR is gonna crater so hard but you'll feel amazing and build up muscle hella ez cause it spikes your test and HGH.

>>76120123

>The Omegle thumbnail
LMAOOOOO

>Pippa retweeted this
https://twitter.com/_x_takes_/status/1790097273403097471

If I win a meet and greet ticket, what do you even say to a vtuber?????

>>75410088
>>75410320
Good beef stew is thickened naturally via broken-down collagen and bone broth.
The secret is getting all the ''''''''''''''''''bad'''''''''''' cuts nobody wants cause they're 80% connective tissue and bone. Prime or even medium-high quality cuts should never be cooked into something containing water -- Those are for grilling & frying.
>>75410439
Oh that's simple. Put in whole peeled tomatoes and put your hard spices into a sachet of some sort. Then just mash lightly when it's time to eat. The tomatoes will fall apart at the lightest agitation and the spices will have thoroughly infused.

Runatics your oshi might be a lil' bit fruity

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>>75172299

Can you *try* to be less obvious?

[Lumi news] mud wrestling match with Clio for the crown of queen of vst

>>75074510
That's surprisingly easy and they never anything. Like I wouldn't do it sober but hand on ass is a good way to get compensated for their 1 billion stupid requests over the year.

>>74744848
>proceed to emotionally abuse you for the rest of your life

Cwawa is just Clara putting on a voice and wearing a clown nose.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cOTvB-Z2n0
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Shoo, shoo

>Pippa got banned for a dogpile.....

>lumi-oke

>>73951921
Last time that happened the girl was initially kinda mad then patted my head
Seems like it was a joke but she was kind of pleased I went for it
Women

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Trust hour?!?

>>73836726
HOLY SHIT