/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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>Meet a pair of 34 year old twins at Holofes
>Greasy hair, cargo pants, crusty hoodies covered in katsu sauce and dried snot
>One has long matted hair, cracked glasses, and a messenger bag covered in so many idol keychains that you can't even tell what color the bag itself is
>Other has long cracked fingernails, bob cut with bangs that completely covers her face with strands of oily hair that clumps together as if it was wet; and has a backpack, suitcase, and one of those fold out wagons things, so stuffed full with merch that it keeps spilling out and leaving a Hansel and Gretel style trail.
>After someone communicating with them they invite you back to their place to talk about 'idols' and 'vtubers', which seems to be the only full words they're able to utter
>They bring you here
>It reeks of piss, sweat, shit, rot, and mildew
>They sit down on a large, stained, compacted and gnarled dog bed
>Pat it with their dirty hands and say "Sid.. Sid-Siddauwn... Dau-Dauwn"

What do you do?