/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>72986600
This picture goes so hard. Imagine he actually screams as you do it, blood leaks from your screen onto your desk. Then he starts laughing hysterically as the rest of him comes out from the cracks of the monitor like some fucked up octopus as your power starts cutting out

>>60572096
Anon? Why do you know about Phantom's dong?

>>58494000
Ohohohoho, NOW we're cookin'

Give us what you got, clown man.

>>57373268
Don't worry. He is also watching you sleep.

Imagine if Dez and Vesper come back on the 19th just to "save" Bettel from his impending doom live in stream.
Could be kinda kino.

>>55829735
Wasn't Bettel2's favorite army Orks?

Do you think he shoots confetti when he nuts? And if I grabbed his nutsack, pulled and released, would his nuts spring back to their original position with a 'BOING' sound effect?

>>55245606

>>55138711
>Gavis Bettel wants to know your location

>>54921319

>>54366353
Nigger wat

Continuing some idle Tempus MTG talk, Bettel should be a Red/Black Legendary Human Jester. Funny enough there's this group of crazy hedonistic circus cunts with that mana combo but reading over the special mechanics they got they kinda suck dick. Then again, I'm a fag who doesn't play Rakdos so idk. Not really feeling Bettel having Unleash but Hellbent (gains a bonus if you have no cards in your hand to play) might be on brand though. He should definitely have abilities that require you to pay life and discard cards (referencing Black and Bettel's misfortune) for some bullshit that spreads chaos to your opponent.

Phantom should either eat 1 life or put -1/-1 counters every turn on a creature you control. Maybe if he kills a creature with the -1/-1s the controller can rez the shithead and place him on the field with a keyword ability like deathtouch or some shit? Needs time to cook more admittedly

Which man could I coerce into reading and enjoying Dog Nigga

I can't believe someone made Vesper/Jeffrey porn

>>53281676
You disappoint your ancestors

>>52966557
my buddy is in the hospital for testicular torsion
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>>52950856
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