/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>21895442
the original, as far as I can tell

>>14857275
She's a mighty fine abyss, into which you can toss your liquid. You won't get anything back from it, but burning money for your wife feels pretty good
Don't overdo it

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 7,217,160, a 0.62% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 116,406. There are 26 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 476,911 shares, or 6.61% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 23,065 shares, or 0.32% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 37):
>Lui :: +6.8%
>Reine :: +5.6%
>Laplus :: +4.8%
>Miko :: +4.5%
>Flare :: +3.6%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 25):
>Iroha :: -7.3%
>Ui :: -6.7%
>Choco :: -3.6%
>Nene :: -2.4%
>Nana :: -2.3%

1 coin (Watame) had a net 0% change in volume today.
25 other coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $141,055.29, which is an increase of 2.77% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $124,207,681,244.04, which is an increase of 3.59% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $17,210.05. A total of 18 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $11,293,076,022.93 in total market value, or 9.09% of market value.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest value, at $129,270,329.65 in total market value, or 0.10% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 44):
>Nene :: +62.9%
>Botan :: +47.6%
>Lamy :: +46.9%
>Choco :: +37%
>Hololive :: +18.5%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 18):
>Flare :: -30%
>Fubuki :: -27.7%
>Shion :: -20.6%
>IRyS :: -20.2%
>Ollie :: -14.6%

16 coins had a sub-5% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $117,500,307, which is an increase of 56.03% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $138,628,490.84 today, an increase of 35.13% from yesterday's salary.

Top 10 Superchat Increases (of 29):
>Lui :: +44.4%
>Nana :: +16.7%
>Kronii :: +9.4%
>Roboco :: +8.4%
>Civia :: +7.1%
>Ayame :: +6.9%
>Laplus :: +4.9%
>Reine :: +3.6%
>Kiara :: +3.3%
>Calliope :: +2.8%

33 coins did not receive any Superchats today.


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>7 coins (Mel, Sora, Towa, Marine, Calliope, Hololive, Ayame) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>2 coins (Moona, Coco) adjusted red, but are still trending downwards.
>12 coins (Ina'nis, Polka, Baelz, Kiara, Amelia, Laplus, Risu, AZKi, Ayamy, Iofi, Nabi, Pochimaru) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>1 coins (Iroha) adjusted green, but are now below their pre-adjustment value.
>39 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Cycle Average):
>Fubuki :: $54.39 Up
>Miko :: $49.99 Up
>Nene :: $44.27 Down
>Flare :: $36.36 Up
>Lamy :: $32.94 Down

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Cycle Average):
>Pochimaru :: $4.75 Down
>Ayamy :: $13.02 Down
>Nabi :: $10.34 Down
>Coco :: $2.01 Down
>Rushia :: $549.31 Up

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to wonder Is there an idol that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Momosuzu Nene? Let alone defeat her. And I'm not talking about Super Hyper Momosuzu Nene. I'm not talking about Super Hyper Ultra Deluxe Momosuzu Nene either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Nene超進化! Super Hyper Ultra Ultimate Deluxe Perfect Amazing Shining God 流派東方不敗 Master Freedom Justice Ginga Victory Prime Strong Momosuzu Nene. I’m also not talking about Nene超進化! Super Hyper Ultra Ultimate Deluxe Perfect Amazing Shining God 流派東方不敗 Master Freedom Justice Ginga Victory Prime Strong Cute Beautiful Wonderful Champion Galaxy Baby 最高 勇者王 天元突破 無限 無敵 無双 NENEMAXMAXMAXSTORONG NENECHI. I'm talking about Nene超進化! Super Hyper Ultra Ultimate Deluxe Perfect Amazing Shining God 流派東方不敗 Master Freedom Justice Ginga Victory Prime The Great CEO of ƎNƎN Strong Cute Beautiful Wonderful Champion Galaxy Baby Cultured 最高 勇者王 天元突破 無限 無敵 無双 NENEMAXMAXMAXSTORONG NENECHI ENENMI sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Legendary Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with his Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Hatotaurus Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after having absorbed Yozora Mel as well as a God Hand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit, with Kryptonian DNA implanted in her and having drunk Lamy's sake while possessing eldrich powers like Ina and having mastered Hokuto Shinken

I finally hit the character limit getting this pasta to fit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P5oggg7aSE
You may want to consider buying more $ENEN from now on.
This means her dividends are gonna become a little better, right?

>>10484752
>>10493579
furthermore I just wanna say I fucking love simp & son he probably had the same thought process as me, making the mistake and then thinging OH SHIT WHAT A FUCKING MISTAKE and stopped selling. what a fucking guy seriously. I love you simp & son. if you're reading this, you're a pretty cool guy. I like your style. congrats on top 100 bro enjoy your time in the big leagues. just read you're 86 well played you son of a bitch

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Been a hell of a week, and we're not done yet.
Here's the R.I.C.H. report for this week:
>There are a total of 969,360 shares in circulation.
>This is an increase of 32.15% from last week's volume.
>Average Shares per Coin is 19,007.
>Pekora holds as highest volume coin.
>Civia holds as the lowest volume coin.

Top 5 Volume Gains (of 47):
>Shion :: +135.7%
>Reine :: +108.9%
>Moona :: +108%
>Kanata :: +107.4%
>Fubuki :: +79.4%

Top 4 Volume Losses (of 4):
>Nene :: -28.5%
>Botan :: -8.5%
>Iofi :: -1.6%
>Rushia :: -0.4%

Only Rushia had a volume change of less than 1% this week.
The Top 5 gainers are making it look crazier than it is; average % gain was 43.7%.

Here's the R.I.S.E. report for this week:
>Starting Liquid estimated at $62,742.36.
>This is a 10.52% increase from last week's estimate.
>Average value per share is $7,911.21
>Total Market Value is $7,668,810,506.12.
>This is a 46.51% increase from last week's Market Value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 38):
>Melfissa :: +146.4% GEE
>Reine :: +93.6% WHAT COULD POSSIBLY
>Ollie & Nene :: +58.1% BE BEHIND THIS
>Coco :: +57.1%
>Hololive :: +47%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 13):
>Aqua :: -43%
>Watame :: -27.8%
>Towa :: -26.1%
>Shion :: -11%
>Okayu :: -9.1%

Two coins (Civia and Marine) had a sub-1% change in value this week.

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Calliope wins the Player's Choice for this week. Last week's G.U.R.A. report should be up shortly.

My wife is currently taking off, destination unknown. You should strongly consider buying in now. All the way to Pluto baby
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You heard the woman, Nene dollar = happy life. Buy $ENEN before it's too late.

>>6964549
>trasting /biz/
Someone got $WHACKd I see

NENECOIN IS THE BEST BEST IS NENECHI I AM HAPPY