/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>27276985
I did 300 on Wednesday leave me alone.

>>27015438
Show me where you found this. I want to read the seethe.

Last thing before I go to sleep. I will of course be going the magics route for risuners. Gemstones dont just produce combat magic of course. There are many powers gems can perform and I believe I have a list of them. The most powerful ones would be the prismatic bomb of diamonds which of course is super powerful but that takes a while and requires a certain range to use. The grape blaster staffs are basically going to be the magic equivalent of an M1 garand that shoots purple fireballs. There will be a few other combat gems but most of them will be to improve risuner lifestyle and replace conventional tools. Goodnight gentlemen and sexy bitches

Hand over the definitive HoloCure tier list you fucks

>>26680604
Fuck off

Fucking fuck. I forgot to finish both rose and meat stories. They are very nearly complete but I fell asleep so I will just release them tomorrow. Anyway goodnight gentlemen and sexy bitches.

>>26567665

Jayawan logs ch 2.

It has been around a week. After the first few days of incidence we have been given a set of regulations to follow which by now we have either abided by or have found ways around it. Most of the crew go have sex back in the pinisi while the rest in the accommodations try to keep as quiet as possible. It usually doesn't work out too well.
Some of the girls have apparently found ways to get around everything and find secrets within the hooman city. I guess there is a bit of corruption within their ranks? Still, I told them to try to keep their mouths shut about it if they are actually telling the truth on the matter to not cause any more suspicions. These guys were really annoying when we first arrived and hell it would have been probably a lot worse if it weren't for the deadbeats.

Right now we are planning to move the other 2 crews along to their locations. The hoomans have recommended to keep the pinisi there and travel by land. Therefore we had to unload all our cargo and make caravans, or buy them for nuts. It will take a bit of time by my estimates but I know from sheer determination and eagerness they will reach the magical forest soon. Supplies depleting won't be a problem either since we are masters at living off the land.
My suspicions regarding gemstones was apparently correct. They really do not seem to have too much available. It seems they have no priority on them. Now that I mention it, they do seem rather simple in their clothes as well as food. But for fuck sake simple can be delicious I LOVE THESE BURGERS!

AND ANOTHER THING MY FUCKING GOD THESE PEOPLE ARE TOO QUIET! This actually bothers the shit out of me because nobody talks to each other in the streets. It seems like a damn ghost town. Back home there are always people trading nuts, exchanging nuts, playing music, talking, drinking, and we don't even fight each other! Here you have a bunch of shells that look like people who fight each other, especially in their bars. I like the nuts and the burgers here but the people in the city are pain.
I really want to get some of them to party it up or at least have some fun but I don't think they know how to have fun anymore. I want to save them so bad but would that even be possible? These hoomans need a revolution. They need freedom and most importantly they need to get fucking laid.

Ok rant over. I should not try to push our culture into theirs. We are guests after all and it would be a bad idea to try and fight with them. Especially since not only are they stuck in their ways but they have a big ass army. Probably would not work out so well. I got to admit I have mixed feelings about /who/ but at least they were kind enough to let us leave our boats here and use their land to travel to /uuu/. For that alone I can be thankful and the fact that they have nuts to trade is also worth it.

>>26556023
kys eop

Wow what happened this morning? This is not a warkop anymore, this has become a shady cafe where the police and the military hanging out with thugs and they constantly fight with each other.

>>26173399
oh yes. Risuners would absolutely love it. They would have to get clean after all after some SEX and after hard work of course. If your the one asking about brushes and stuff then this is also a thing risuners would probably already have but like as well.

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>>25946349
Stupid Hoshiyomi

>>25585525
Well we would have to transport them. There are not very many of them. And the ammo is somewhat limited. But yes we do have those and I have mentioned those many times. So far no real opposition has been made and fuck it you all have rifles/muskets so let risuners have staff blasters. (seriously the entire country would only have like 50 max)

>>25504306
I kept them together so they could be together longer and maintain communication but if hoomans are inviting then i dont see a problem with that.
>>25504352
I did this in the /meat/ story where I just ran the ships aground in the sand and parked them like that XD. But if its not possible they can park at the /who/ border and go from there.

>>25275861
For now. Risuners just need to get comfy and improve relations. It probably isnt hard going up to the people who have enslaved you for the past hundred years and say "ok we can be friends now even though its clear you breeded with us and now you have our descendants among you"

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>>25246793
collab begging this, collab begging that
can you retards shut the fuck up?

>>24759477
>february
you are a cheat and a liar

>>24629544
Stop

I told you to not make any new thread. sigh.

Hell what's done is done.
Here's some guidelines:
We are talking about THE VTUBERS, *NOT* THE FANS. Don't reply to someone talking about the fans. It's guarenteed to de rail the thread.

Okay:
"I heard Nia from Maha5 has a boyfriend"
"Kobo just accidentally doxxing Ollie"
"Aoi ID just fired their manager"

Don't reply:
"why are you guys 2view fans begging for collab with my 4views"
"that agency's fandom is toxic and arrogant"
"suck that vtuber dick you cuck"
"I made an edgy comment in her video lol"

please add this in the next OP if anyone wants to continue the thread.

Put the nuts in the bag and nobody gets hurt

>>22821220
GET MY OSHI'S NAME OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH

>>22760628
Get fucked you're getting Risu Elden Ring streams in 2 years once everyone else is done with it.