/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>32763941
You need not worry anon, move along.

>>32657283
I think you should make funeral preparations

>>32327511
i explained it and its so simple...just point and push the little metal thing with your finger. you can do it sapling. Ill be watching from over here behind this thing that looks strong enough to stop bullets.

Here is the story I was writing so far. I was going to ask for feedback so tell me what you fuckers think

A magical gathering for the future of /risu/
The year was 1130 VTE. The various witches and guards among all other participants gathered in the center of the village. A large circle shaped platform made of wood marks the village center with housing being high above in trees, similar to any risuner village. 30 witches and a single high witch were present along their guards, each carrying grape agate blaster staffs. The guards were seen all over the place on the floor and in the trees, always watching the outside perimeter so that nobody would know this meeting ever existed with the exception of the invited guests.

The witches form a circle in the village center surrounding the high witch and the meeting begins.

"Greetings my fellow witches. It has been a long time since we all met up to discuss the future of our nation. I have called you all here on a matter of top priority. The fragility of our nation and our over reliance on our foreign allies to protect us from threats."

This causes debate among the other attendees. Some of them criticize his words.

"But they are necessary. They exchange nuts with us and teach us new technologies"

"The kronies have been our friends for over a decade! We must return the kindness whenever possible. For fucks sake they are the reason we do not get raided by the /meat/ slavers on the west coast!"

"Maumigny of /mep/ saved our southern borders from the towelheads! Surely you do not mean to end all alliances do you?"

The high witch simply put up his hand and all of the others were silent. Once again it was quiet. He was surrounded by 30 magic users who have placed their trust in him and expected a good reason for his words.

"Please do not misunderstand me. I am not saying we will discontinue our alliances. What I am saying is that we must be able to fight for ourselves instead of having other people fight for us. Not only on a large scale level but also on a village to village basis."

A lot of the whispering from the witches is stopped by this point. They are reassured that he has good intentions and actually knows what he is doing. While there is a general respect for any of the 5 legendary high witches, they are thought to be over emotional with decision making.

"I will not allow a single other risuner to be captured only to be raped or killed for sport ever again. From this point on I expect all villages to have at least a small defense force along with watchmen to ensure that our children are safe. Furthermore I expect each one to have at least one dedicated elephant bird messenger so they can contact the nearest city and tell them to arm up as soon as possible."

The high witch points to one of the witches in the circle.

"You there, you were the one that handles Commodus correct? Tell me how the fuck the towelheads got into Panrong? It is the single most humiliating thing I have ever heard and a national embarrassment. To think that hundreds of people could move through our territory unnoticed!?"

The witch that was pointed at takes off her hood and reveals herself to everyone. She is a beauty to look at even as her face turns a bit red. She is clearly embarrassed by the whole situation even though it was a long time ago. (To be continued)

>>31734929
You better sleep well

>>31215900
we turn diamonds into rainbow bombs that devastate entire fortresses kek. Too bad theyre so low in supply it would take 50 years before they become available as a weapon.

>>31003072
bitches wish they were me. I get sex unlike the basement dwelling virgins that are my falseflaggers. Rent free in their heads

get naked

>>30769943
Commodus log ch 2.

Alright fine. For now it seems that this Maumigny guy doesn't want to fuck us over. As a precaution I have ordered scouts to watch over his pretty fort to make sure that no bullshit happens but for now I have been spending my weeks exchanging language with him as well as ordering the other risuners to not attack. At least for now.
He explained that he was simply under orders from someone that clearly doesn't know shit about diplomacy but from my knowledge of their way of life they pretty much have to carry out their orders. Such ridiculous strict customs unlike the freedom of risuners but I'm not going to judge. For now I am still keeping hope up that he is actually here to help.

I decided that if I am to trust him I should probably show it. So I decided to offer him an invite to the village. It was a massive fucking pain in the ass to get him up the trees. Nobody can climb as well as we do so it took some effort but when we finally got him up he decided to talk to our elder. Makes sense since he is on a diplomacy mission.
I made sure to tell everyone to treat him as an honored guest and when he came up to meet everyone people were very nice. I should have expected him declining nut exchanging, there are so few people who can appreciate the fine pleasure of exchanging nuts like us. After al the formalities were done he mentioned something about wanting to go to our capital.
Apparently he didn't realize that we don't actually have one so I was gonna say Pasuma but he insisted on Silvanus for some reason. My reasoning is he just wants to take a tour of the country so fine I guess I can allow it. First off we need to get to Panrong since it is directly on route and will give him a sense of how big our major cities are. From my understanding, other nations have much larger cities but Panrong is still very well developed especially with all the stone they have from mining operations.

So that is it. We are going to Panrong and he is bringing an expedition team of translators and some guards. Hopefully he likes Panrong compared to my village since he seemed to not like the idea of a small village around trees. I could see it in his face but he was at least kind enough to show respect. Definitely leaning on trusting him more now if he willing to accept our ways.

This will be the first time I visit a major city as well. I never really strayed too far from the village but now here I am going across the entire countryside along who was an enemy a month ago. Life is really fucking weird but I guess you just have to roll with it. Oh well, maybe I will become famous or something and get paid in lots of nuts.

Alice did you forget how many jealous falseflaggers i have? Even more concerning that they are starting to get more convincing desu? I dont give a fuck what you and PP do hell I actually think it would be cute if you two had sex. Remember people. I use a trip all the fucking time for THIS EXACT REASON

>>30173015
You already know the answer, post it

>>29771770
no

>>29267483
I can smell your pheromones from here woman
Stay away from my boy or I WILL piss myself

risuners would never be evil. we are nice to everyone unless you bully us then you deserve genocide

>>28870920
I figured that would happen. However I am sure that they would see them coming. Hell /nasa/ would have sensors and shit to detect it or some sort of warning system and even if not, then risuners would just run away. Theyre fast fuckers after all. Risuners simply do not see a reason to fight someone elses battles. Now if the schizos came to /uuu/ then thats a different story

>>28693611
If boys are on the line I won't lose

>>28684558
fuck i really am a derp.

I actually want to help Alice. What the fuck do you ACTUALLY want. Like specifically tell me and I can be of assistance.

>>28242719
Based
>>28242575
Got a couple. Always need a bit of force y'know

>>28224393
I'm not your friend, buddy.

>>28096720
Yeah where's the Risu porn

>>27533438
and nuts? maybe even some gems?

>>27408653
yeah /inf/ has more tech. they recently went back into isolation i think though with the main reps gone now and only a few lurkers left.