/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>73500053
Probably like what normal breast milk tastes like, slightly sweeter almond milk

>>73002947
She calls herself a muscle knight and yet has fat all over her chest and ass...

>>71180224
To get to the udder side?

Do you think your Oshi squirts?

>they are in the presence of these

>>51025463
whoa whoa whoa I didn't say anything like that

>>47625737
>>47625875
Wait who the hell hates orcs?

>>41547496
Hey, I agree.

>>40654224
>Flare’s alarm makes you open your eyes and look over to her, noticing Noel isn’t beside her anymore and the half-elf is actually looking to your left
>Wait, where is-
>”Wha-Ack!”
>A pair of dainty, but concerningly stiff arms, wrap around your head
>One of her arms quickly slides under your chin, her forearm across your throat while she grips her opposite bicep and THAT arm’s hand presses against the back of your hand
>The pressure is uncomfortable, sure, but you’re still able to breathe just fine
>Your eyes dart around to the other three watching Noels attempt at choking you, the trio once again wearing different expressions
>Pekora’s clearly finding it odd, looking away with flushed cheeks that are not from her own mild consumption of alcohol, Marine’s staring with rapt attention, while Flare still looks relatively nonplussed despite her initial shock
>Probably about as bothered by it as you are, which is to say not a whole lot
>Really, the most uncomfortable part of this is the fact that Noel’s so close to you. As in, there’s no space between you at all
>Her large breasts are pressed firmly against your back, her hot body feeling extra heated even through the thin fabrics of both her and yours shirts’
>You can feel her chest rise and fall with each breath and the warm air of her exhales on your ear as she leans over your shoulder.
>The smell of Noel’s perfume, something citrusy, mixing with her sweat and natural scent creates something distinctly…womanly
>And kind of hard to pretend isn’t arousing
>Still, you look around and try your best to seem unbothered
>”Wanna take that back now?” She says breathily, almost directly into your ear and you suppress the shudder that runs through you
>”I-It’s not that bad. If this is the best you’ve got, Noel, I’m sorry to say tha-Gah!”
>She flexes her thin arms and your throat is instantly compressed, your ability to breathe being forcibly cut off
>You reflexively grab the arm around your neck, trying to simply tug it off and break her hold
>But her arm doesn’t budge, not even an inch
>”Your loss~.” Noel pushes forward, pressing herself even tighter against you while you’re forced to hunch over
>Twisting to the side, you try and worm your free but the girl choking you remains glued to your back, even wrapping a leg around your waist as you fall sideways
>No amount of writhing is creating any breathing room, and you begin to panic
>You flop around, trying to untangle yourself from her while failing to even wheeze out anything
>In one final effort, you put all your remaining strength into rolling away, but Noel remains latched onto you as spin onto your front
>The knight remains on top of you, panting into your ear from her own work on keeping you as she straddles your back
>Your vision begins to darken, face down on the carpet of Marine’s apartment, and yet…
>Another jolt of excitement runs through you
>The feeling of Noel wrapped around you, she had gotten her other leg around you in your flailing so she‘s completely encircled your body
>Her smell has intensified from the physical exertion of your impromptu wrestling, being the only thing in your nose from your panicked attempts to breathe and being just as dizzying as the oxygen deprivation.
>The three other voices in the room are growing distant, though they only seem to be giggling at your misfortune
>Through the inky blackness of your darkness, you see a flash of silver as NOel leans over your shoulder, resting her temple against yours
>The void grows darker as your fingers, almost numb from being on the edge of consciousness at your side, seek purchase - and find flesh.
>The surface of Noel’s thigh feels flawless and beaded with sweat. Surprisingly soft, inviting.
>You feel the potent strength of the muscle beneath the heat of her skin as your hand slides up, your fingers uselessly trailing past the edge of her ring plaid skirt that’s bunched up higher up her legs and beyond it to the curve of her butt.
>Your grip tightens there, a plea to be released, or maybe even gratitude.
>This may be the dying brain cells talking, but maybe this isn’t the worst way to go

>>31192940
>>31192948
She looks like she buys shotas umaibou and then takes them through a back alley shortcut to cowgirl ride their cocks and slap her fat slutty ass against them until she's milked their precious bodily fluids scarring them for life and turning them into degenerate playboys who hate women deep down

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 36,745,682, a 0.38% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 556,753. There are 28 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 2,825,693 shares, or 7.69% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 84,816 shares, or 0.23% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 47):
>Kovalskia :: +11%
>Ollie :: +7.2%
>Ayamy :: +5.1%
>Moona :: +4.8%
>Laplus :: +4%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 19):
>Ui :: -4.5%
>Noel :: -4.4%
>Sana :: -2.2%
>Subaru :: -2.1%
>Amelia :: -1.5%

4 coins (Calliope, Rushia, Okayu, Nana) had a net 0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $265,510.01, which is an increase of 2.09% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $1,158,076,445,648.00, which is an increase of 2.81% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $31,515.99. A total of 16 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $139,088,577,914.26 in total market value, or 12.01% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $902,558,062.20 in total market value, or 0.08% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 49):
>Noel :: +50%
>Ui :: +25.0%
>Amelia :: +22.4%
>Botan :: +19.2%
>Fubuki :: +18.6%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 17):
>Towa :: -19%
>Korone :: -18.1%
>Luna :: -17.3%
>Watame :: -16.2%
>Nene :: -16.1%

1 coin (Rushia) had a net 0% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $496,301,520, which is a decrease of 54.54% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $1,397,093,874.40 today, a decrease of 6% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 16):
>Noel :: +8%
>Kovalskia :: +6.9%
>Nabi :: +6.7%
>Choco :: +5.1%
>Mio :: +4.1%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>9 coins (AZKi, Pochimaru, Kiara, Flare, Iofi, Okayu, Lui, Calliope, Hololive) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>14 coins (Suisei, Aqua, Ayame, Nabi, Mumei, Reine, Kronii, Mio, Rurudo, Haato, Baelz, Polka, Rushia, Civia) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>1 coin (Shion) adjusted green, but is now below their pre-adjustment value.
>43 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Noel :: $1045.61 Down
>Kovalskia :: $410.55 Up
>Amelia :: $406.40 Down
>Nene :: $337.45 Up
>Lamy :: $331.83 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Iofi :: $0.25 Up
>Lui :: $2.83 Up
>Coco :: $5.29 Up
>Rushia :: $6.09 Up
>Nana :: $6.21 Up

Overall Average movement was $19.81 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $83.81 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$172.17 per hour.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>>24773223
I don't really think so either but worth a shot.

I FUCKING LOVE MARCHES AND WALKING BASSLINES
GO NOEL GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>19564504
Noel makes my little mace big.

>>19556043

>>19451524
no

I need to grow my Noel folder, post Noel.