/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>20758481
>>20758723
Fuck that I ain't waiting https://litter.catbox.moe/tqrml2.m4a
I'll still VPN to spend $5 or whatever it is at ototoy when it releases.

>>20291000
I don't think I'm "exceptional" but I'm up there. I'm not interested in the slightest - not because I don't think it's worth it, but: take your pick
>because grug brain still not understand how it's possible for it to be profitable without an in-game "conglomerate" mechanic
>because grug brain not understand how it's currently worth it for any aim other than "prop someone up to first place" gg, if I haven't said it already

>be me, be pirate
>plunder the seven seas, spreading the word of my oshi's fat ass
>ship is called "The Black Hole" - named for the gravitational pull of her gargantuan tuchus
>terrorized HMS M for weeks, the imperial fleet's most feared naval vessel
>I wear its former captain's crown with pride
>notorious throughout the land, my exploits are heard of loudly, far and wide, front left, center, right, and in pubs surround the world
>*rumble*
>the imperial forces have been hypnotized in Japan
>a fleet of 921,000 has set their sights on my ship
>we've been on the run for two days
>some bald nigger from a far away land known as "The Matrix" has joined the hunt
>"The Black Hole" is captured at the dawn of the third and final day, forced to pay half our resources in ransom to keep the bald one at bay
>boarded by imperial fleet, captured and held hostage

>You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
But you have heard of me...

>>16892642
I have 9 yellow cards already, you think I bought them spending 9 figures on each?