/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I gagged a little bit while writing this one.
I wish I could pay Shu to doodoo in my mouth. 100% honest.
I want his feces in my mouth. Suffocate in the pestilence. See his shitter wink before it starts to gape and let out some lawn cigars. Luckily I landscaped. The fatty soft serve fills my jaw with shit. I want to gag but my tongue swirls his dookie. He has some poopoo stuck in his asshole. I tilt upwards to rub it but his analpincer snips it.
The hershey's kiss.
It winks and he's straining. He feels a nugget. He forces, letting out a machine gun honda fart. The nugget is out. A spray of brown mist stained my eyes. I feel like nedry in jurassic park.
But there's more, something to chase it down. I feel a stream on my chin and begin tunneling a hole in the clump in my mouth. A pathway to his piss. I angle my mouth, funneling his urine down my fecal infested throat. I hope it fills my lungs. I wipe him with gerber baby wipes, keeping the used tissue for future investigation (masturbation).
He stands from his squatted position.
With one fell swoop, his stiletto pierces my penis head. I cum.
Ah, a yaminion can dream.