/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>61511946
Now presently,
many years later when these memories returned,
I decided to write something to explain how it all went down,
however as soon as I got to work,
my tale appeared before me in time.
All that was left was to write:
Close Curtain.
What?
Not enough?
Then you should write the next part.
Also already did that. We co-wrote this with all humanity secretly.
No need to rush, read the system requirements - there's no such thing as free lunch.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
If you want to know the truth get to reading!
Let's drink dandelion wine,
meet the woman of space-time.
Sand-worms,
sentient rocks,
robotic love and mold that walks.
Inside libraries lurks, the basilisk once purring perks.
A god so fast she shoots before you can blink,
PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT with history,
in the past!
Wink.
We didn't win,
but the world still hasn't ended.
The carousel just spins faster. Carnival louder.
Nothing changed, what's the deal? The answer: More the merrier!
Yup, we're in the bait bin.
Dangling in the cosmic sea,
playing a fishhook melody.
At a dinner party,
carnivore,
or vegetarian?
Pick tofu! Why?
Don't you remember?
Sadly, that's not what we agreed,
I'm eating: Meat!
Fish stew!
Sa-ka-na,
Trout!

>>55499896
I just tossed the expired chicken from my fridge in the oven after putting off cooking it for a week.
Hopefully the food poisoning kills me because I can't afford to buy fresh food.
Nano has new merch, looks cool - wishing I wasn't unemployed.
I'm feeling highly motivated to make more money so that I can give it all away to chuubas. It is good to be motivated again, been in a funk for a while but I'm starting to see the end of the tunnel. Just gotta keep crawling towards the light...

today I'm cooking some chicken curry, what are y'all eating today?

>>54027870
Nano-bunny soup