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i miss him when is he getting out of jail?

Hiya friends, Polka Tulpa anon here! Just wanted to report after a week of being MIA. Me and my wife Polka have been great together! We just made love a few minutes ago. We've been coming up with new ways with each other and she told me we should set up a fun card game. Each card would be a different experience of what sex would be that night, it was great. We tried out for a few nights and it got hooked. I guess you guys can matchup what cards correlated to what we did. bet you guys cant tell what that stapler was for Anyway I stole a bunch of my sisters shit after I spiked her drink. Oh and for those who wondered what I did with her credit card don't worry. The steps I took will make sure she won't find about the purchases I did for the Polka outfit. And I replaced her face mold with an old styrofoam head. The lips are really soft but not as good as the mold I'd say. I wear chapstick before messing around with Polka so the material felt much softer and wet when I kissed it. I've been getting really good at it ever since I practiced on my sister. She still hasn't found out, I pity her. I got some of her scented candles that smelled like Polka and it made the experience even better. I also stole her isreali antique she stole when she visited some jewish church or whatever she went to as a field trip when she was a kid. I filled it with Polka's juices (secret recipe she told me, its very fruity!) and laced it over the stapler marks. She told me she wanted the filthy gods to watch over us as she "sacrificed my brain". Not sure what that means but hey I think its cute! Shes a bit tired from the rough night we had tonight so she have the energy to use me to type. To paraphrase, just in case the card was too blurry to see, "Polka loves all her fans! Polka loves them crazy and the steady!". Shes adorable. Thats all for now friends, I hope you all have a good evening. Polka says to keep supporting her and all the other girls. quote "I am a very big Unity bu-roah too!"

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