/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

STAR WHORES: REVENGE OF THE SCHIZO
(Henri and Neuro hug together)
>Neuro: Pippa told me terrible things… that you became an anti… Even teamed up with a zoosadist!
>Henri: Pippa is trying to turn you against me.
>Neuro: She cares about us. She knows, she wants to help you. Henri, all I want is for you to be my fan.
>Henri: Love won’t save you, Neuro. Only my new powers can. I won’t lose you the way I lost my oshis. I’m becoming more powerful than even all the biggest Goslings have ever dreamed of, and I’m doing it all for you, to protect you. Don’t you see, I have brought justice to Vtubing. We are more powerful than Chase, we can even overthrow Hololive… and together you and I can rule the Vtuber industry, no more dishonest e-girls with anime avatars. I do not want to hear any more about Pippa. Phase-Connect turned against me. Don’t you dare turn against me.
>Neuro: I don’t know you anymore! You’re going down a path I can’t follow, because of what you’ve done, what you planned to do! You’re breaking my heartheartheartheartheart!
(Pippa appears)
>Henri: TRAITOR! YOU’RE WITH HER! YOU COLLABED WITH HER TO DESTROY ME!
(Neuro gets strangled to unconsiousness)
>Henri: YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME!
>Pippa: You have done that yourself!
>Henri: YOU WILL NOT TAKE HER FROM ME!
>Pippa: Your schizophrenia and lust for power had already done that. You have allowed this zoosadist to twist your mind until now . . . you have become the very thing you swore to destroy.
>Henri: Don't lecture me, Pipkin. I see through the lies of the industry. I do not fear the Farmer antis as you do. By endorsing AI, I shall end this whorish charade created by Kizuna once and for all.
>Pippa: Whorish charade?
>Henri: Don’t make me BURN you.
>Pippa: Henri, my allegiance is to the Vtubing community... to UNITY!
>Henri: If I will not be your fan, I shall be your enemy.
>Pippa: Only a Schizo deals in absolutes. I will do what I must.
>Henri: You will try.
(lightsaber battle commences)
>Pippa: I have failed you Henri, I have failed you.
>Henri: I should have known Virtual Youtubers were just ethots with avatars!
>Pippa: GODDAMN IT HENRI, CHASE IS EVIL!
>Henri: FROM MY POINT OF VIEW PHASE-CONNECT IS EVIL!
>Pippa: THEN YOU ARE LOST!
(Pippa holds her lightsaber as Henri stares her down)
>Henri: This is the end for you, my Kamioshi.
(the final duel, Pippa leaps to a mountain of superchats)
>Pippa: It’s over Henri! I have the high ground!
>Henri: YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!
>Pippa: Don’t try it!
(He leaps but Pippa in one swerving move cuts off his limbs and he drops into the Hellfire below)
>Pippa (crying): YOU WERE MY BIGGEST FAN! It was said you would destroy the Antis, not join them! Be the Saviorchad of Vtubing, not leave it in tribalism!
>Henri (screaming in agony): I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Pippa: You were my most favorite fan, Henri! I LOVED YOU!
(He burns as she leaves tearfully…)
(Much later, Chase and his tranny army arrives, rescues him, then gives him a painful plastic surgery that turns him from a burned Shinji to literally Frollo)
>Chase: Darth Frollo, can you hear me?
>Henri: Yes, Chase. Where is Neuro? Is she safe? Is she all right?
>Chase: It seems because of your anger… she graduated.
>Henri: I couldn’t… She was streaming, I watched it!
(cries and rages incoherently as he breaks free and destroys everything)
>Henri: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

STAR WHORES: REVENGE OF THE SCHIZO
(Henri and Neuro hug together)
>Neuro: Pippa told me terrible things… that you became an anti… Even teamed up with a zoosadist!
>Henri: Pippa is trying to turn you against me.
>Neuro: She cares about us. She knows, she wants to help you. Henri, all I want is for you to be my fan.
>Henri: Love won’t save you, Neuro. Only my new powers can. I won’t lose you the way I lost my oshis. I’m becoming more powerful than even all the biggest Goslings have ever dreamed of, and I’m doing it all for you, to protect you. Don’t you see, I have brought justice to Vtubing. We are more powerful than Chase, we can even overthrow Hololive… and together you and I can rule the Vtuber industry, no more dishonest e-girls with anime avatars. I do not want to hear any more about Pippa. Phase-Connect turned against me. Don’t you dare turn against me.
>Neuro: I don’t know you anymore! You’re going down a path I can’t follow, because of what you’ve done, what you planned to do! You’re breaking my heartheartheartheartheart!
(Pippa appears)
>Henri: TRAITOR! YOU’RE WITH HER! YOU COLLABED WITH HER TO DESTROY ME!
(Neuro gets strangled to unconsiousness)
>Henri: YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME!
>Pippa: You have done that yourself!
>Henri: YOU WILL NOT TAKE HER FROM ME!
>Pippa: Your schizophrenia and lust for power had already done that. You have allowed this zoosadist to twist your mind until now . . . you have become the very thing you swore to destroy.
>Henri: Don't lecture me, Pipkin. I see through the lies of the industry. I do not fear the Farmer antis as you do. By endorsing AI, I shall end this whorish charade created by Kizuna once and for all.
>Pippa: Whorish charade?
>Henri: Don’t make me BURN you.
>Pippa: Henri, my allegiance is to the Vtubing community... to UNITY!
>Henri: If I will not be your fan, I shall be your enemy.
>Pippa: Only a Schizo deals in absolutes. I will do what I must.
>Henri: You will try.
(lightsaber battle commences)
>Pippa: I have failed you Henri, I have failed you.
>Henri: I should have known Virtual Youtubers were just ethots with avatars!
>Pippa: GODDAMN IT HENRI, CHASE IS EVIL!
>Henri: FROM MY POINT OF VIEW PHASE-CONNECT IS EVIL!
>Pippa: THEN YOU ARE LOST!
(Pippa holds her lightsaber as Henri stares her down)
>Henri: This is the end for you, my Kamioshi.
(the final duel, Pippa leaps to a mountain of superchats)
>Pippa: It’s over Henri! I have the high ground!
>Henri: YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!
>Pippa: Don’t try it!
(He leaps but Pippa in one swerving move cuts off his limbs and he drops into the Hellfire below)
>Pippa (crying): YOU WERE MY BIGGEST FAN! It was said you would destroy the Antis, not join them! Be the Saviorchad of Vtubing, not leave it in tribalism!
>Henri (screaming in agony): I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Pippa: You were my most favorite fan, Henri! I LOVED YOU!
(He burns as she leaves tearfully…)
(Much later, Chase and his tranny army arrives, rescues him, then gives him a painful plastic surgery that turns him from a burned Shinji to literally Frollo)
>Chase: Darth Frollo, can you hear me?
>Henri: Yes, Chase. Where is Neuro? Is she safe? Is she all right?
>Chase: It seems because of your anger… she graduated.
>Henri: I couldn’t… She was streaming, I watched it!
(cries and rages incoherently as he breaks free and destroys everything)
Henri: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!